Aric Maiden
@clockworkfruit.bsky.social
Misanthropic autodidact.
https://linktr.ee/clockworkfruit
https://linktr.ee/clockworkfruit
Sat for a movie about the fall of civilization called #Greenland2. The topical associations are wild.
January 10, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Sat for a movie about the fall of civilization called #Greenland2. The topical associations are wild.
January 7, 2026 at 2:28 AM
#XMAS finally arrived so I could complete my wall! LOL, with just a few days to go. I am grateful to Rough Trade and Townsend though, for pushing hard on shipping to arrive within a standard deviation of #Christmas. (I also have the pink-white marble, but didn’t have room.) #Kylie #Vinyl
December 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
#XMAS finally arrived so I could complete my wall! LOL, with just a few days to go. I am grateful to Rough Trade and Townsend though, for pushing hard on shipping to arrive within a standard deviation of #Christmas. (I also have the pink-white marble, but didn’t have room.) #Kylie #Vinyl
The #1 movie when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go.
Buckle up y’all.
Buckle up y’all.
December 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go.
Buckle up y’all.
Buckle up y’all.
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The #1 movie when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go.
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December 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 is how your 2026 is going to go.
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This “out of context” argument increasingly coming from certain people caught red-handed, is laughable. The kind of laughter that devolves into anguished tears. I’m beginning to think this is a phrase they’ve heard from legitimately smart people, but they don’t actually know what it means… 1/2
December 20, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This “out of context” argument increasingly coming from certain people caught red-handed, is laughable. The kind of laughter that devolves into anguished tears. I’m beginning to think this is a phrase they’ve heard from legitimately smart people, but they don’t actually know what it means… 1/2
To celebrate #DickVanDyke ’s 100th birthday this weekend, which falls between Thanksgiving and Christmas, consider giving the appropriately named Cold Turkey a shot. Norman Lear, 1971, and it’s a weird ‘un.
boxd.it/6HafWf
boxd.it/6HafWf
A ★★★ review of Cold Turkey (1971)
One of Norman Lear's rare forays into feature films is a fascinating insight into culture, and comedy, in 1971. I'd love to have a conversation about it with a true film historian, as I'm not sure I w...
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December 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
To celebrate #DickVanDyke ’s 100th birthday this weekend, which falls between Thanksgiving and Christmas, consider giving the appropriately named Cold Turkey a shot. Norman Lear, 1971, and it’s a weird ‘un.
boxd.it/6HafWf
boxd.it/6HafWf
A little boy just smiled and waved at me with the purest expression of joy I’ve ever seen on a human face at 8am, and I’m pretty sure the whole rest of my day will be better for it. Thanks kid.
October 17, 2025 at 12:11 PM
A little boy just smiled and waved at me with the purest expression of joy I’ve ever seen on a human face at 8am, and I’m pretty sure the whole rest of my day will be better for it. Thanks kid.
Reason #666 to feel old: I was already an adult when this (still fabulous) 25th anniversary DVD set came out, and I’ve now bought this 50th anniversary 4K Blu-ray. #RockyHorror #RHPS
October 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Reason #666 to feel old: I was already an adult when this (still fabulous) 25th anniversary DVD set came out, and I’ve now bought this 50th anniversary 4K Blu-ray. #RockyHorror #RHPS
Last year, I finished this lovely #puzzle of #Frankenstein ’s monster having a #cocktail on the beach. Recently went to HomeGoods for something else, but discovered this *sculpture* of the monster having a cocktail on the beach. WHAT? What are the odds? #Halloween
October 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Last year, I finished this lovely #puzzle of #Frankenstein ’s monster having a #cocktail on the beach. Recently went to HomeGoods for something else, but discovered this *sculpture* of the monster having a cocktail on the beach. WHAT? What are the odds? #Halloween
I finally watched #MilMascaras vs The Aztec Mummy, a movie I participated in as an extra nearly 20 yrs ago. I had to scan very slowly to find myself, but here I am in my feature #film debut! Blink and you’ll miss me. #famous
September 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I finally watched #MilMascaras vs The Aztec Mummy, a movie I participated in as an extra nearly 20 yrs ago. I had to scan very slowly to find myself, but here I am in my feature #film debut! Blink and you’ll miss me. #famous
13th anniversary marathon! ODDUMN is back, baby. For good people, this year has been hard. Can we still find fictional horror that scares as badly as the real world? Let's see! #Horror #Halloween
List: boxd.it/yJVHo
List: boxd.it/yJVHo
September 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
13th anniversary marathon! ODDUMN is back, baby. For good people, this year has been hard. Can we still find fictional horror that scares as badly as the real world? Let's see! #Horror #Halloween
List: boxd.it/yJVHo
List: boxd.it/yJVHo
That’s a hot font. #NameTheMovie I’m celebrating returning from my first #cruise safely, ha.
September 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
That’s a hot font. #NameTheMovie I’m celebrating returning from my first #cruise safely, ha.
Put together a mixtape of b-sides and unreleased songs that I wanted to revisit for #Madonna ‘s birthday. I think it flows pretty well! Just wish there were better masters of the pre-fame stuff.
August 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Put together a mixtape of b-sides and unreleased songs that I wanted to revisit for #Madonna ‘s birthday. I think it flows pretty well! Just wish there were better masters of the pre-fame stuff.
“… At 6s and 7s with you.” Happy 67th birthday #Madonna, with whom I've never been at 6s and 7s! You “had to let it happen”, you “had to change”, and it’s been an incredible evolution to witness. Looking forward to the next 67!
August 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
“… At 6s and 7s with you.” Happy 67th birthday #Madonna, with whom I've never been at 6s and 7s! You “had to let it happen”, you “had to change”, and it’s been an incredible evolution to witness. Looking forward to the next 67!
Movie 11: Querelle (#Fassbinder)
The last one! It’s been an interesting journey.
#CecilBDemented25 #DementedForever #filmsky
The last one! It’s been an interesting journey.
#CecilBDemented25 #DementedForever #filmsky
August 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Movie 11: Querelle (#Fassbinder)
The last one! It’s been an interesting journey.
#CecilBDemented25 #DementedForever #filmsky
The last one! It’s been an interesting journey.
#CecilBDemented25 #DementedForever #filmsky
August 15, 2025 at 12:08 AM
OMG. If you’d asked me what would be the perfect song for #Alanis to cover I don’t think I would’ve come up with this, but this is it.
youtu.be/KEQy0Nmx8IA?...
youtu.be/KEQy0Nmx8IA?...
Alanis Morissette, Carly Simon - Coming Around Again
YouTube video by Alanis Morissette
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August 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
OMG. If you’d asked me what would be the perfect song for #Alanis to cover I don’t think I would’ve come up with this, but this is it.
youtu.be/KEQy0Nmx8IA?...
youtu.be/KEQy0Nmx8IA?...
I’m going to laugh so hard if this restricts a bunch of adults because they have “immature” tastes. 😆 Basically, if you’re a 40yo who reads a lot of YA fiction or likes those Zoom pranking videos, get ready for bedtime reminders.
variety.com/2025/digital...
variety.com/2025/digital...
variety.com
August 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I’m going to laugh so hard if this restricts a bunch of adults because they have “immature” tastes. 😆 Basically, if you’re a 40yo who reads a lot of YA fiction or likes those Zoom pranking videos, get ready for bedtime reminders.
variety.com/2025/digital...
variety.com/2025/digital...
August 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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July 31, 2025 at 12:11 AM