i would love to have a pet sturgeon. i’d set the tank up in the living room so i could pet it while watching tv like a puppy
February 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
i would love to have a pet sturgeon. i’d set the tank up in the living room so i could pet it while watching tv like a puppy
saw a sailboat in the harbor today with a “jesus is lord” flag directly above an israeli flag and i actually said out loud on the bus “noooo not the christian zionist boat”
January 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
saw a sailboat in the harbor today with a “jesus is lord” flag directly above an israeli flag and i actually said out loud on the bus “noooo not the christian zionist boat”
companies trying to eliminate the jobs of cashiers has made the experience of buying anything so much worse it’s insane. up there with locking up deodorant. who knew a profoundly anti-human strategy wouldn’t provide a good experience for actual humans
January 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
companies trying to eliminate the jobs of cashiers has made the experience of buying anything so much worse it’s insane. up there with locking up deodorant. who knew a profoundly anti-human strategy wouldn’t provide a good experience for actual humans
it’s a great time to be both allergic to eggs and nauseated by the smell of coffee :)
January 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM
it’s a great time to be both allergic to eggs and nauseated by the smell of coffee :)
i got some routine labs today but forgot i had to give them some pee as well as blood and i ate a bunch of beets last night so the tech is going to have fun with that one
January 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
i got some routine labs today but forgot i had to give them some pee as well as blood and i ate a bunch of beets last night so the tech is going to have fun with that one
people who claim to have trypophobia (fake) are feebleminded and also missing out on the most beautiful things on this earth
January 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
people who claim to have trypophobia (fake) are feebleminded and also missing out on the most beautiful things on this earth
forgot about this place
October 18, 2024 at 6:26 PM
forgot about this place
every time i open this app and see an old meme/viral tweet from twitter i get so annoyed i feel like smashing my phone. get some new material losers!!!
August 4, 2023 at 7:33 PM
every time i open this app and see an old meme/viral tweet from twitter i get so annoyed i feel like smashing my phone. get some new material losers!!!
inadvertently picked the hottest week of the year to visit my family in texas. extremely grateful for central air
July 31, 2023 at 11:00 PM
inadvertently picked the hottest week of the year to visit my family in texas. extremely grateful for central air
moms who are amazing at packing minimalist bags for a longish trip for 2+ kids and themselves (alone) are logistical masterminds. we should be in charge of every industry post revolution
July 30, 2023 at 8:50 PM
moms who are amazing at packing minimalist bags for a longish trip for 2+ kids and themselves (alone) are logistical masterminds. we should be in charge of every industry post revolution
my friend ate a june bug that was in the pool after 1 of these. not even on a dare just thought it would be funny
July 28, 2023 at 11:01 PM
my friend ate a june bug that was in the pool after 1 of these. not even on a dare just thought it would be funny
thought i had been infested with alien worms once but it was just from eating a lot of seaweed salad
July 28, 2023 at 11:00 PM
thought i had been infested with alien worms once but it was just from eating a lot of seaweed salad
had a dream i met zuckerberg but he looked completely different and he offered to give me a pedicure
July 28, 2023 at 11:18 AM
had a dream i met zuckerberg but he looked completely different and he offered to give me a pedicure
i just got approved for WIC today and my baby gets 31 jars of “infant meat” a month, all of which the online reviews say “perfect for sick cats!” and “my elderly chihuahua loves these”
July 28, 2023 at 12:19 AM
i just got approved for WIC today and my baby gets 31 jars of “infant meat” a month, all of which the online reviews say “perfect for sick cats!” and “my elderly chihuahua loves these”
toddler immediately could tell that i used a much less expensive generic brand peanut butter on her toast and she hated it
July 27, 2023 at 11:20 AM
toddler immediately could tell that i used a much less expensive generic brand peanut butter on her toast and she hated it
feeling pretty fucked up about the sinead o connor news since she experienced my absolute greatest fear and then didn’t survive it
July 26, 2023 at 11:21 PM
feeling pretty fucked up about the sinead o connor news since she experienced my absolute greatest fear and then didn’t survive it
my toddler has no idea my tolerance for loud repetitive noise. i was born into blastbeats, a gabber baby, forged in harsh noise, molded by nightcore. no amount of dissonance disturbs me. trying to hurt my ears is like trying to fistfight the ocean
July 26, 2023 at 6:05 PM
my toddler has no idea my tolerance for loud repetitive noise. i was born into blastbeats, a gabber baby, forged in harsh noise, molded by nightcore. no amount of dissonance disturbs me. trying to hurt my ears is like trying to fistfight the ocean
already posted this everywhere else but i’m just so happy how this indigo leaf and cosmo hammer printed dress for my toddler turned out
July 25, 2023 at 10:54 PM
already posted this everywhere else but i’m just so happy how this indigo leaf and cosmo hammer printed dress for my toddler turned out
my daughter is destined to live my dream (working in waste water treatment)
July 25, 2023 at 10:51 PM
my daughter is destined to live my dream (working in waste water treatment)
relationship with scrolling has ended now youtube videos of ingrown toenail removal are my best friend
July 25, 2023 at 11:22 AM
relationship with scrolling has ended now youtube videos of ingrown toenail removal are my best friend
sleep deprived and hearing auditory hallucinations in the oven vent fan noise that helps my baby fall asleep
July 25, 2023 at 11:16 AM
sleep deprived and hearing auditory hallucinations in the oven vent fan noise that helps my baby fall asleep