Clive Bassett: Critic
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Clive Bassett: Critic
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I am a retired shrimp potting factory worker and professional critic
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February 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
January 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Hello
January 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
January 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I have once again collaborated with The Reverend Jason on my new song, "Murillo's Cob". I'd love to hear your thoughts #NFFC youtu.be/X4Y9GCQPhKc?...
Clive Bassett Ft. The Reverend Jason - Murillo's Cob
YouTube video by Clive Bassett
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January 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Would anybody like to follow me? I am a retired shrimp potting factory worker turned professional critic. I like to post reviews and make music
January 7, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Am I living, or just passing through a moment that calls itself 'me'? #ExistentialThoughts #QuestionEverything #LifeInReflection #Shrimp
January 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Eggs: 9/10. Versatile little protein pods. Boil them, fry them, scramble their entire sense of purpose. Points deducted for fragility and their passive-aggressive shell-removal process. Overall: eggcellent.
January 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Nuno’s been a game-changer at Forest. Took us from fighting relegation to pushing for a top-four spot in no time. Solid at the back, deadly on the counter—he’s got us dreaming again. #NFFC #PremierLeague
January 2, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Decided to tape my thumbs down to see what life without them is like. Felt like a crab at first—fun! Then I tried making tea, buttering toast, and using my phone. Chaos. Thumbs aren’t just a luxury—they’re essential. Respect your thumbs, folks. #LifeLessons #Evolution
January 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Why would anybody soak a rope in kerosene? #HomeAlone #Christmas
December 23, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Wild how we all have that one chore we’ll avoid for weeks, but then one day we wake up and destroy it like it owes us money. #Relatable #Adulting #Procrastination
December 18, 2024 at 6:54 PM
A Terry's chocolate orange is proof that perfection exists. Rich, sweet, and irresistible—just like success, it’s crafted, not stumbled upon. Don’t settle for average when excellence tastes this good. #RefinedTaste #EarnIt #ItsNotTerrysItsMine #KeepItAlpha
December 17, 2024 at 3:19 PM
My wife Mary is a reminder of how short life is. One moment, she's here; the next, she's gone. Stop wasting time. Chase greatness. Build a legacy so strong that even death respects your name. #NoExcuses #LegacyLivesOn #AlphaMindset
December 17, 2024 at 7:32 AM
One who chases the moon must first master the shadows of the bamboo #proverb #advice
December 13, 2024 at 4:48 PM
Another push on my Christmas song. Please give us a listen, we can make waves in the Christmas music scene youtu.be/QkRoeZzr1So?...
Clive Bassett ft. Reverend Jason - Clive is Turning on the Christmas Lights
YouTube video by Clive Bassett
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December 13, 2024 at 12:22 PM
Shrimp are the perfect example of life’s game. Small, underestimated, but packed with power. Don’t let size define you—dominate your space like a shrimp in the ocean. Stay hungry. Stay relentless. #Discipline #AlphaMindset
December 13, 2024 at 12:14 PM
Anybody seen the game last night?
December 9, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Can't really review Amorim's outfit yesterday, he was just too wet. Could've used a brolly #MUFC #NFFC
December 8, 2024 at 11:01 AM
Elf on the shelf
December 8, 2024 at 7:48 AM
If anybody is looking for a Christmas song recommendation: youtu.be/QkRoeZzr1So?...

Has made 2 appearances now on local radio. Gathering steam.
Clive Bassett ft. Reverend Jason - Clive is Turning on the Christmas Lights
YouTube video by Clive Bassett
youtu.be
December 5, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Something nobody talks about - when I was a lad bears were common in Henley. Nobody mentions how they just seemingly died out #extinction #wwf #wwe
December 5, 2024 at 7:48 PM
#NFFC lost, and I didn't particularly rate Pep Guardiola's touchline outfit. Looked a bit scruffy, bring back suits I say #MCFC
December 4, 2024 at 10:04 PM
@itschrissmith.bsky.social Hello Chris Smith. I am a retired shrimp potting factory worker who is currently gunning for Christmas number 1. I have had some local radio play, but am looking for industry behemoths such as yourself who could perhaps back me. I would love to talk
December 3, 2024 at 11:58 AM