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Loris
@clitloris.bsky.social
· Oct 8
I'm getting cracked by Fate soon
just looked at my profile from an external pov and sighed I am so fucking unfunny what even is this dude
January 14, 2026 at 12:10 AM
just looked at my profile from an external pov and sighed I am so fucking unfunny what even is this dude
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like this post if madelemon was hella wrong for doubting me
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
like this post if madelemon was hella wrong for doubting me
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January 3, 2026 at 7:33 PM
These two scenes kind of have the same vibe
December 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
These two scenes kind of have the same vibe
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That moment when instead of calling her perfect you call her lobotomy kaisen
December 22, 2025 at 11:46 AM
That moment when instead of calling her perfect you call her lobotomy kaisen
yesterday my friend asked me some dating advice since I assume he's bringing someone over to his house and he could not have picked the worst person to ask. a couple of days ago I was playing minecraft while watching minecraft videos. alone. during the night. why would I know anything about dating
December 18, 2025 at 8:30 PM
yesterday my friend asked me some dating advice since I assume he's bringing someone over to his house and he could not have picked the worst person to ask. a couple of days ago I was playing minecraft while watching minecraft videos. alone. during the night. why would I know anything about dating
update: this doesn't work anymore. I have no conceivable reason for getting up in the morning
people judge me for listening to christmas music before december and they fail to understand that christmas music is my only way of getting up in the morning
December 17, 2025 at 5:15 AM
update: this doesn't work anymore. I have no conceivable reason for getting up in the morning
my team and I are rehearsing a presentation for tomorrow morning at 8 AM sharp and my teammate that I strongly dislike keeps saying "type shit" at the end of every sentence he says
December 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
my team and I are rehearsing a presentation for tomorrow morning at 8 AM sharp and my teammate that I strongly dislike keeps saying "type shit" at the end of every sentence he says
people judge me for listening to christmas music before december and they fail to understand that christmas music is my only way of getting up in the morning
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
people judge me for listening to christmas music before december and they fail to understand that christmas music is my only way of getting up in the morning
putting my sad playlist on shuffle then crashing out when the sad song that I specifically wanted to play ends up playing and makes me cry
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
putting my sad playlist on shuffle then crashing out when the sad song that I specifically wanted to play ends up playing and makes me cry
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I'm getting cracked by Fate soon
October 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I'm getting cracked by Fate soon
who in their right mind thought that making this couch was a good idea
November 18, 2025 at 4:29 AM
who in their right mind thought that making this couch was a good idea
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she sizzlin on my fajita till I come out
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 AM
she sizzlin on my fajita till I come out
some of you guys have no love whatsoever. it snowed a couple of days ago for the first time and everyone was complaining about it. have you no joy? no whimsy? no admiration for the change our world has? fuck off and fuck you
November 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
some of you guys have no love whatsoever. it snowed a couple of days ago for the first time and everyone was complaining about it. have you no joy? no whimsy? no admiration for the change our world has? fuck off and fuck you
there are 13 entires to my name in the unsent project and all of them are way too specific and tailored to how I feel I mean what the hell dude this has to be a joke
November 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
there are 13 entires to my name in the unsent project and all of them are way too specific and tailored to how I feel I mean what the hell dude this has to be a joke
every time I do one of them I realize I have nobody to share them with
it's an nyt games kind of night tonight... I am so alone
November 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
every time I do one of them I realize I have nobody to share them with
dressing up as the one who got away for Halloween
October 30, 2025 at 11:27 PM
dressing up as the one who got away for Halloween
I mean yeah that was the whole point wasn't it
October 27, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I mean yeah that was the whole point wasn't it
they did him dirty in real life too
October 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
they did him dirty in real life too
it's an nyt games kind of night tonight... I am so alone
October 26, 2025 at 3:33 AM
it's an nyt games kind of night tonight... I am so alone
thinking of ryan ross tonight....
October 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
thinking of ryan ross tonight....
whoever stole those jewels from the Louvre is probably in a better headspace than me, I can't really be mad. do what you want to do in life is my answer
October 22, 2025 at 3:54 AM
whoever stole those jewels from the Louvre is probably in a better headspace than me, I can't really be mad. do what you want to do in life is my answer
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Thinking about going out for one last six-pack for fall break. A lil treat for the guy who has treats every day
October 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Thinking about going out for one last six-pack for fall break. A lil treat for the guy who has treats every day