@clinty.bsky.social
Maybe not a wood chipper?
Maybe not feet first?
Maybe not feet first?
November 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Maybe not a wood chipper?
Maybe not feet first?
Maybe not feet first?
We can't spell CULT without TLC. All we need is U
November 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
We can't spell CULT without TLC. All we need is U
Mr. Brightside is my Hotel California
October 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Mr. Brightside is my Hotel California
@hangmanpage.bsky.social this Neco Case song shits on Tacoma and I thought you'd like it for your gardening playlist.
genius.com/Neko-case-th...
genius.com/Neko-case-th...
Neko Case – Thrice All American
I want to tell you about my hometown / It's a dusty old jewel in the South Puget Sound / Where the factories churn and the timber's all cut down / And life goes by slow in Tacoma
genius.com
August 28, 2025 at 8:07 PM
@hangmanpage.bsky.social this Neco Case song shits on Tacoma and I thought you'd like it for your gardening playlist.
genius.com/Neko-case-th...
genius.com/Neko-case-th...
@rjcity.bsky.social if Tonisha licensed a personal lubricant: Tonisha Lube
August 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
@rjcity.bsky.social if Tonisha licensed a personal lubricant: Tonisha Lube
I want to dance with Molly Shannon
February 17, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I want to dance with Molly Shannon
It's right outside your door.
Now testify
Who controls the present now controls the past.
Who controls the past now controls the future.
Who controls the present now?
Now testify
Who controls the present now controls the past.
Who controls the past now controls the future.
Who controls the present now?
January 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
It's right outside your door.
Now testify
Who controls the present now controls the past.
Who controls the past now controls the future.
Who controls the present now?
Now testify
Who controls the present now controls the past.
Who controls the past now controls the future.
Who controls the present now?
Has anyone heard from Malibu Stacy?
January 9, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Has anyone heard from Malibu Stacy?
One of the Alabama universities needs to selectively breed sheep for the softest, blackest wool. One in a herd will stand out, but a whole field will get people asking about them and another lucky person gets to say
Oh, Black Betty? 'Bama lamb
Oh, Black Betty? 'Bama lamb
January 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
One of the Alabama universities needs to selectively breed sheep for the softest, blackest wool. One in a herd will stand out, but a whole field will get people asking about them and another lucky person gets to say
Oh, Black Betty? 'Bama lamb
Oh, Black Betty? 'Bama lamb
Comedians say anyone who is brave enough to go on stage and tell jokes is a comedian. Writers say if you write, you're a writer. But I only think about doing those things. Does that make me a thinker? I don't think it does
January 7, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Comedians say anyone who is brave enough to go on stage and tell jokes is a comedian. Writers say if you write, you're a writer. But I only think about doing those things. Does that make me a thinker? I don't think it does
Universal Healthcare means no more St Jude commercials, right?
January 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Universal Healthcare means no more St Jude commercials, right?
He'll say, "Are you year 'round?"
You'll say, "Nomad."
You'll say, "Nomad."
December 11, 2024 at 6:42 PM
He'll say, "Are you year 'round?"
You'll say, "Nomad."
You'll say, "Nomad."
I'm past unbuttoned and into unzipped territory
November 29, 2024 at 5:32 AM
I'm past unbuttoned and into unzipped territory
Overheard from today's cashier:
My kids went from the Terrible Twos to the Worse Threes and it kept on going from there.
<brief [comedic?] pause>
My youngest is getting everything he deserves
My kids went from the Terrible Twos to the Worse Threes and it kept on going from there.
<brief [comedic?] pause>
My youngest is getting everything he deserves
November 23, 2024 at 2:54 AM
Overheard from today's cashier:
My kids went from the Terrible Twos to the Worse Threes and it kept on going from there.
<brief [comedic?] pause>
My youngest is getting everything he deserves
My kids went from the Terrible Twos to the Worse Threes and it kept on going from there.
<brief [comedic?] pause>
My youngest is getting everything he deserves
An 8 second Tyson KO would give us Americans all something nice to talk about on Thanksgiving. Please Lord Baby George Foreman
November 16, 2024 at 1:42 AM
An 8 second Tyson KO would give us Americans all something nice to talk about on Thanksgiving. Please Lord Baby George Foreman
There Will Be Blood board game:
Battleship with a Z axis
"You drank my milkshake!"
Battleship with a Z axis
"You drank my milkshake!"
November 14, 2024 at 5:39 AM
There Will Be Blood board game:
Battleship with a Z axis
"You drank my milkshake!"
Battleship with a Z axis
"You drank my milkshake!"
I like how my phone shows calls as Scam Likely, but please add Scam Doubtful and Scam Unclear Ask Later
November 11, 2024 at 8:44 AM
I like how my phone shows calls as Scam Likely, but please add Scam Doubtful and Scam Unclear Ask Later
Cats counter authority with Counter Authority
November 10, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Cats counter authority with Counter Authority
Another reason for universal health care in the US: no more St Jude commercials
September 17, 2024 at 12:29 AM
Another reason for universal health care in the US: no more St Jude commercials
SuperCaliFibroLimbicExtraBerculosis
September 13, 2024 at 5:40 AM
SuperCaliFibroLimbicExtraBerculosis
Wow what a sundown!
September 11, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Wow what a sundown!
My current preferred swear:
Jesus Dammit Vance
Jesus Dammit Vance
August 17, 2024 at 8:14 PM
My current preferred swear:
Jesus Dammit Vance
Jesus Dammit Vance
Dammit! You got me again, laundromat tracts!
July 27, 2024 at 5:08 AM
Dammit! You got me again, laundromat tracts!
I was thinking about sprinkling some Flintstones Chewables into Rice Krispies Treat batter? dough? when it came to me:
Flintstones Chewable + water = Smrtest Water
Flintstones Chewable + water = Smrtest Water
June 10, 2024 at 10:54 PM
I was thinking about sprinkling some Flintstones Chewables into Rice Krispies Treat batter? dough? when it came to me:
Flintstones Chewable + water = Smrtest Water
Flintstones Chewable + water = Smrtest Water