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Clino
@clinodactyl.bsky.social
Scottish mannie (He/Him) that likes a bit of fitba, cats, and music.

I'm probably following you for your cat. Sorry.
Toothpaste is just soap for your teeth.
November 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
One of the cool things about energy smart meters is when you turn the heating on you can see yourself getting poorer in real time. 🙃
November 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
@redsjewels.bsky.social - Further to my comment about your box last night.

I had a few minutes this morning so I made you this, buddy. ❤️
November 13, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Got a blood sample taken today and I didn't cry once.
a man in a tuxedo with a snl logo on the bottom
Alt: An animated GIF of Daniel Craig looking proud and smug surrounded by people.
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
So, I binned Twitter ages ago and moved here.

Most of the accounts I follow are cat-based and it's nice having a feed full of kitties doing their thing as opposed to folk arguing all the time.

You all have some lovely kitties out there xx

/end post
October 31, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Reposted by Clino
Watch as four critically endangered wildcat kittens are caught on camera for the first time 👇
September 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
So I've been a fan of Red Dwarf for decades and only this week have I learned the theme song actually says "red dwarf", not the ending "It's cold outside..." one but the main intro theme.

Sang through what appears to be a vocoder.

Now it'll stand out for you too! 🙃

youtu.be/1SF7aRXC5Nk
Hidden Red Dwarf Intro Lyrics
YouTube video by AmigaOne Productions
youtu.be
September 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
@papasplace.bsky.social Not heard from the big Doof in a while, just checking everything is okay! xx
September 2, 2025 at 12:27 PM
This weekend was spent moving house and looking back over the last 24 hours of humpfing furniture and boxes about I came to the following question:

Why the hell do moving companies exist? By that I mean, why on EARTH would you WANT to do this every day?!
August 24, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Bit of a harsh headline just because the guy collects trains...
August 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I should really be packing for moving house this morning but instead I've spent the time looking at all the kitties on Bluesky.

I don't feel it has been time wasted...
August 12, 2025 at 9:57 AM
A story-driven Hellraiser game! Sign me the fuck up! Finally a horror game that isn't some asymmetric multi-player Dead By Daylight clone.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_4k...
Clive Barker’s Hellraiser: Revival - Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by Saber Interactive
www.youtube.com
July 22, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I'm going to tell my wee niece this is Mulder and Scully
July 10, 2025 at 8:24 AM
@papasplace.bsky.social - Another one for you. When you posted the "Live, Laugh, Doofy" I KNEW there was something there but I just couldn't figure out what.

I hope this will suffice for now!
June 24, 2025 at 5:14 AM
@papasplace.bsky.social - Your comment about Toofus and Mama with their Clint Eastwood face... You know how this goes by now!

The cat with no name...
June 23, 2025 at 6:21 AM
@sollenbum.bsky.social - I'm sorry, I saw the picture and you're now being pulled into my Photoshop nonsense.

@papasplace.bsky.social - Hey look, a crossover episode...
June 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Tim is the REAL hero of Terminator 2. If he didn't lie to the T1000 then John wouldn't have run into Arnie and likely just been in killed by the T1000 in the arcade and completing Skynet's mission.

Just saying...
June 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
@papasplace.bsky.social - I really hope we're not at the point where this is considered a niche reference...
June 17, 2025 at 8:28 AM
@papasplace.bsky.social - You're getting a 2 for 1 this morning. A video AND a picture...
June 15, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Penguin biscuits are just Bourbons covered in chocolate.

Coming to this realisation is up there with discovering Santa isn't real, like the Tooth Fairy or Boris Johnson.
June 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
@papasplace.bsky.social - "Milk, shaken, not stirred..."
June 2, 2025 at 11:02 AM