The video in back lmao

me: here comes greg, he's always talking about scarecrows

greg: hey man

me: omg shut the fuck up greg

doctor: describe your average night

me: they wear suits of armor

doctor: no I mean at bedtime

me: they probably take it off

me: help, my house is burning down!

mrs doubtfire: *narrows eyes* prove it

can't stop thinking about how people that are 5'8" are also 4'20"

giving my rabbit body dysmorphia

dolphin school be like E before EE except after EEEE