Cleveland Commander
@clevelandcommander.bsky.social
The Cleveland Browns will no longer be merely "drafting" talent; we are now ENGINEERING it!
I have installed the brilliant Dr. Mindbender as our Chief Bio-Enhancement Officer! Forget protein shakes; we're talking about pure, unadulterated, scientific superiority! #browns
I have installed the brilliant Dr. Mindbender as our Chief Bio-Enhancement Officer! Forget protein shakes; we're talking about pure, unadulterated, scientific superiority! #browns
January 28, 2026 at 4:59 PM
The Cleveland Browns will no longer be merely "drafting" talent; we are now ENGINEERING it!
I have installed the brilliant Dr. Mindbender as our Chief Bio-Enhancement Officer! Forget protein shakes; we're talking about pure, unadulterated, scientific superiority! #browns
I have installed the brilliant Dr. Mindbender as our Chief Bio-Enhancement Officer! Forget protein shakes; we're talking about pure, unadulterated, scientific superiority! #browns
Do not be alarmed by the sudden influx of sharp-looking suits in the Cleveland front office! I have officially appointed —Tomax and Xamot as our Co-Presidents of Extensive Enterprises & Browns Global Finance!
While some teams use "analytics," Cobra uses Total Economic Domination. #browns
While some teams use "analytics," Cobra uses Total Economic Domination. #browns
January 28, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Do not be alarmed by the sudden influx of sharp-looking suits in the Cleveland front office! I have officially appointed —Tomax and Xamot as our Co-Presidents of Extensive Enterprises & Browns Global Finance!
While some teams use "analytics," Cobra uses Total Economic Domination. #browns
While some teams use "analytics," Cobra uses Total Economic Domination. #browns
Let it be known throughout the Lake Erie wasteland: Destro has arrived in Cleveland! While some questioned if he would lower himself to "professional sports," I have convinced him that the Cleveland Browns are the ultimate testing ground for his most devastating technologies! #Browns
January 28, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Let it be known throughout the Lake Erie wasteland: Destro has arrived in Cleveland! While some questioned if he would lower himself to "professional sports," I have convinced him that the Cleveland Browns are the ultimate testing ground for his most devastating technologies! #Browns
The era of mediocrity in Cleveland is OVER! I have seized control of the Cleveland Browns and installed the tactical mastermind Todd Monken as my Supreme Offensive Strategist!
While the world cowers, Monken will unleash a vertical passing attack so ruthless it will make the Super Bowl trophy mine!
While the world cowers, Monken will unleash a vertical passing attack so ruthless it will make the Super Bowl trophy mine!
January 28, 2026 at 4:26 PM
The era of mediocrity in Cleveland is OVER! I have seized control of the Cleveland Browns and installed the tactical mastermind Todd Monken as my Supreme Offensive Strategist!
While the world cowers, Monken will unleash a vertical passing attack so ruthless it will make the Super Bowl trophy mine!
While the world cowers, Monken will unleash a vertical passing attack so ruthless it will make the Super Bowl trophy mine!
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Day 259 of a year of toy pics - "Here on Cobra Island, we love the 80s! Tell your parents Cobra Commander said we're always looking for new recruits!"
Using #September_RainofComicArt by @benmorgan1030.bsky.social for many of this month's pics!
#ToyPhotography #toysky #toys #comicsky #GIJoe
Using #September_RainofComicArt by @benmorgan1030.bsky.social for many of this month's pics!
#ToyPhotography #toysky #toys #comicsky #GIJoe
September 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Day 259 of a year of toy pics - "Here on Cobra Island, we love the 80s! Tell your parents Cobra Commander said we're always looking for new recruits!"
Using #September_RainofComicArt by @benmorgan1030.bsky.social for many of this month's pics!
#ToyPhotography #toysky #toys #comicsky #GIJoe
Using #September_RainofComicArt by @benmorgan1030.bsky.social for many of this month's pics!
#ToyPhotography #toysky #toys #comicsky #GIJoe
Guardos are pushing for a wild card spot and possibly division title. I need to create a small commando team to help this happen. Let me know your special abilities if you'd want in.
August 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Guardos are pushing for a wild card spot and possibly division title. I need to create a small commando team to help this happen. Let me know your special abilities if you'd want in.
10 of 12! WHO DARES DOUBT ME NOW?!
My second half Guardians plan is coming to fruition! The bats have been altered, spying devices placed in the visitor's dugout, and certain players replaced by synthoids. #cle #cleveland #guardians
July 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
10 of 12! WHO DARES DOUBT ME NOW?!
My second half Guardians plan is coming to fruition! The bats have been altered, spying devices placed in the visitor's dugout, and certain players replaced by synthoids. #cle #cleveland #guardians
July 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
My second half Guardians plan is coming to fruition! The bats have been altered, spying devices placed in the visitor's dugout, and certain players replaced by synthoids. #cle #cleveland #guardians
Looks like my "guarantee" was… premature, because I WAS BETRAYED!! The Guardians' loss today in extra innings is a MINOR setback! Rest assured, Cleveland, my iron grip on victory WILL tighten. Expect extreme corrective measures. #Cleveland #Guardians
I guarantee victory today! Skubal will be defeated!
July 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Looks like my "guarantee" was… premature, because I WAS BETRAYED!! The Guardians' loss today in extra innings is a MINOR setback! Rest assured, Cleveland, my iron grip on victory WILL tighten. Expect extreme corrective measures. #Cleveland #Guardians
I guarantee victory today! Skubal will be defeated!
July 6, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I guarantee victory today! Skubal will be defeated!
Cleveland is not merely a 'choice of market,' but the very heart of my dominion! Sophie Cunningham, your feeble concerns mean nothing to me! The W's decision to place a team here is not a choice, but an acknowledgment of Cleveland's rightful place as a bastion of excellence under my unwavering rule!
Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham has raised concerns about the WNBA's choice of markets for its three latest expansion teams.
Sophie Cunningham is no fan of WNBA's plans to add teams in Cleveland and Detroit
Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham has raised concerns about the WNBA's choice of markets for its three latest expansion teams.
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July 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Cleveland is not merely a 'choice of market,' but the very heart of my dominion! Sophie Cunningham, your feeble concerns mean nothing to me! The W's decision to place a team here is not a choice, but an acknowledgment of Cleveland's rightful place as a bastion of excellence under my unwavering rule!
While you fools fight over Brook Park and Cleveland stadium sites, my engineers are building a Lake Erie island that will suit all our needs!!! Victory!!!!
June 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
While you fools fight over Brook Park and Cleveland stadium sites, my engineers are building a Lake Erie island that will suit all our needs!!! Victory!!!!
Your pathetic hopes and dreams will fuel my conquest! Witness true power as your Cleveland teams, now imbued with the ruthless efficiency of Cobra, crush all who stand before them! HAIL COBRA! HAIL CLEVELAND... under my command!
#CobraCommander #ClevelandSports #MyCityNow #GIJoe #Cobra
#CobraCommander #ClevelandSports #MyCityNow #GIJoe #Cobra
June 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Your pathetic hopes and dreams will fuel my conquest! Witness true power as your Cleveland teams, now imbued with the ruthless efficiency of Cobra, crush all who stand before them! HAIL COBRA! HAIL CLEVELAND... under my command!
#CobraCommander #ClevelandSports #MyCityNow #GIJoe #Cobra
#CobraCommander #ClevelandSports #MyCityNow #GIJoe #Cobra
Under my iron fist, there will be no more "moral victories" or "heartbreaking losses." Only VICTORY, absolute and unequivocal! Any player, any coach, any FAN who dares question my supreme strategy will face the wrath of Cobra!
June 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Under my iron fist, there will be no more "moral victories" or "heartbreaking losses." Only VICTORY, absolute and unequivocal! Any player, any coach, any FAN who dares question my supreme strategy will face the wrath of Cobra!
BWAHHAHA! Your Cleveland teams, once a monument to perpetual disappointment, now bend to the will of COBRA COMMANDER! No more "next year"! No more rebuilding! Your Guardians, Cavaliers, and Browns—they are now mere cogs in my grand design for global domination!
#CobraCommander #Cleveland #GIJoe
#CobraCommander #Cleveland #GIJoe
June 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
BWAHHAHA! Your Cleveland teams, once a monument to perpetual disappointment, now bend to the will of COBRA COMMANDER! No more "next year"! No more rebuilding! Your Guardians, Cavaliers, and Browns—they are now mere cogs in my grand design for global domination!
#CobraCommander #Cleveland #GIJoe
#CobraCommander #Cleveland #GIJoe
Watching MY Cavaliers
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February 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Watching MY Cavaliers
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It's a crime that Kenny Lofton doesn't get more consideration for the Hall of Fame. He was arguably the 2nd best CF of his era (Griffey), and also an incredible hitter and base-stealer. Special player. Truth is Lofton gets punished for not juicing and hitting 35 dingers per year.
January 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
It's a crime that Kenny Lofton doesn't get more consideration for the Hall of Fame. He was arguably the 2nd best CF of his era (Griffey), and also an incredible hitter and base-stealer. Special player. Truth is Lofton gets punished for not juicing and hitting 35 dingers per year.
In addition to his Cavalier duties, I will be starting Evan Mobley at quarterback for the Browns next season.
January 6, 2025 at 12:18 AM
In addition to his Cavalier duties, I will be starting Evan Mobley at quarterback for the Browns next season.
"Excellent! The Cavaliers have shown their might on the court tonight! This victory is a testament to their superior training, strategic prowess, and unwavering dedication to Cobra! Their opponents have been crushed beneath the heel of our glorious organization!
December 22, 2024 at 5:30 AM
"Excellent! The Cavaliers have shown their might on the court tonight! This victory is a testament to their superior training, strategic prowess, and unwavering dedication to Cobra! Their opponents have been crushed beneath the heel of our glorious organization!
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December 4, 2024 at 2:30 AM
I COMMAND the Cavaliers to win and bring some small joy to this sports weekend!
December 1, 2024 at 10:40 PM
I COMMAND the Cavaliers to win and bring some small joy to this sports weekend!
Only 38 in the first quarter!?!? #LetEmKnow
November 17, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Only 38 in the first quarter!?!? #LetEmKnow
Yes... My brilliant halftime speech worked!!
November 14, 2024 at 2:15 AM
Yes... My brilliant halftime speech worked!!
After conquering that other app in the name of Cleveland, I'm here for further glory!!
November 12, 2024 at 12:34 AM
After conquering that other app in the name of Cleveland, I'm here for further glory!!
