jj ⚜️ tridents up
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i like warhammer the normal amount.
saints, mariners & quins
saints, mariners & quins
new article ✌️
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I hate cooking but also i want to find joy in it
I don’t know what it specifically is about cooking that means I’m really not a fan of it.
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November 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
new article ✌️
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saw it in cinemas last night.
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Mission: impossible - fallout (2018)
★★★★★ The MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE movies during the Christopher McQuarrie era have become almost more than classic secret agent / action / thriller movies - they’ve become these feats of blockbuster filmm...
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November 9, 2025 at 12:08 PM
saw it in cinemas last night.
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Roofman (a review)
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Roofman (a review)
★★★★☆ ROOFMAN is the latest film from THE PLACE BEYOND THE PINES director Derek Cianfrance and follows the true story of Jeffery Manchester (played by Channing Tatum), a veteran who has fallen on hard...
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October 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Roofman (a review)
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division champs baby. been crying tears of joy for the past couple hours
seattle mariners made the post season. it's beautiful
September 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
division champs baby. been crying tears of joy for the past couple hours
its so nice like already knowing the mariners have a playoff spot. time to go for the division tonight.
September 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
its so nice like already knowing the mariners have a playoff spot. time to go for the division tonight.
seattle mariners made the post season. it's beautiful
September 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
seattle mariners made the post season. it's beautiful
cal hit 57. greatest catching season of all time
September 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
cal hit 57. greatest catching season of all time
fuck off
May 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
fuck off
i know like 3.5 / 5 and 7 / 10 are effectively the same rating but at the same time giving something a 3.5 feels like it's worse? can't explain that
May 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
i know like 3.5 / 5 and 7 / 10 are effectively the same rating but at the same time giving something a 3.5 feels like it's worse? can't explain that
off to see sinners 🫡🫡
May 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
off to see sinners 🫡🫡
YEAH
Neon has acquired Fjord, the new film from Palme d’Or winner Cristian Mungiu.
It will star Sebastian Stan and Renate Reinsve.
It will star Sebastian Stan and Renate Reinsve.
May 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
YEAH
from the universe of the office as a subtitle for this just seems like its a 30 rock bit
May 12, 2025 at 5:41 PM
from the universe of the office as a subtitle for this just seems like its a 30 rock bit
Is Capesh*t Back?
I'm optimistic about the future of comic book movies.
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May 11, 2025 at 9:06 PM
new top 4
& also the #LastFourWatched from this week
& also the #LastFourWatched from this week
May 10, 2025 at 12:28 PM
new top 4
& also the #LastFourWatched from this week
& also the #LastFourWatched from this week
god damn it marvel is back
seeing thunderbolts* tonight. might be the first time in like 4 years i've actually been excited for a marvel movie
May 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
god damn it marvel is back
seeing thunderbolts* tonight. might be the first time in like 4 years i've actually been excited for a marvel movie
May 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
seeing thunderbolts* tonight. might be the first time in like 4 years i've actually been excited for a marvel movie
NINE SERIES IN A ROW BABY MARINERS NEVER IN DOUBT
May 8, 2025 at 12:57 AM
NINE SERIES IN A ROW BABY MARINERS NEVER IN DOUBT
oh hell yeah new star wars run maybe this is the time i get back into the comics
A new era of storytelling begins today! STAR WARS #1 delivers original adventures set post-RETURN OF THE JEDI courtesy of @alexsegura.bsky.social, @philnoto.bsky.social, Clayton Cowles, and the Marvel editorial team of Mikey Basso, Drew Baumgartner, & Jedi Master Mark Paniccia. Check it out!
May 7, 2025 at 1:08 PM
oh hell yeah new star wars run maybe this is the time i get back into the comics
oh its so peak
A new ‘MISSION IMPOSSIBLE: THE FINAL RECKONING’ popcorn bucket has been revealed.
It can only be opened with the key.
It can only be opened with the key.
May 1, 2025 at 7:06 PM
oh its so peak
i still don't understand why the browns took two quarterbacks. whats the logic there
April 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
i still don't understand why the browns took two quarterbacks. whats the logic there
did a massive double take for a sec and thought this was the parody
Ian McDiarmid says he was never told if Palpatine fucks so he had to work it out in his head.
“‘Does this evil monster ever have sex?’ And we don’t really know the answer to that question”
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“‘Does this evil monster ever have sex?’ And we don’t really know the answer to that question”
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April 27, 2025 at 5:11 AM
did a massive double take for a sec and thought this was the parody
yes these have been explored in comics.
Hayden Christensen says there are still tons of stories to explore with Darth Vader
"From where we left off, after Episode III, and everything that he has to reconcile after he’s trapped in this new version of himself — there are just a lot of very rich stories that we could still tell"
"From where we left off, after Episode III, and everything that he has to reconcile after he’s trapped in this new version of himself — there are just a lot of very rich stories that we could still tell"
April 22, 2025 at 7:11 PM
yes these have been explored in comics.
if that's intentional that's a hilarious marketing campaign
if not
wild coincidence
if not
wild coincidence
April 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
if that's intentional that's a hilarious marketing campaign
if not
wild coincidence
if not
wild coincidence