Dangerous Dave
@cldakalc.bsky.social
72, going on 27. Retired from work but not from life. Home is just a place to hang out between trips. I dabble in homemade memes and parody posts as well as tongue and cheek take downs of Political jokes
Fox Breaking News:
Leavitt announced to the world that Trump did, in fact, remember what he had for breakfast this morning. Stay tuned for further updates in 2 hours, at our noon broadcast
Leavitt announced to the world that Trump did, in fact, remember what he had for breakfast this morning. Stay tuned for further updates in 2 hours, at our noon broadcast
January 25, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Fox Breaking News:
Leavitt announced to the world that Trump did, in fact, remember what he had for breakfast this morning. Stay tuned for further updates in 2 hours, at our noon broadcast
Leavitt announced to the world that Trump did, in fact, remember what he had for breakfast this morning. Stay tuned for further updates in 2 hours, at our noon broadcast
America: Just like Iran, only without the Burkas!
January 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
America: Just like Iran, only without the Burkas!
Your thought for the day
January 13, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Your thought for the day
Speaking of New Years Eve Ball Drops- did anyone find Trump’s
January 1, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Speaking of New Years Eve Ball Drops- did anyone find Trump’s
Trump wants to build and name battleships after himself. Who else thinks USS BellEnd has a nice ring to it?🙄🤦♂️
December 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Trump wants to build and name battleships after himself. Who else thinks USS BellEnd has a nice ring to it?🙄🤦♂️
A reflection on the Epstein release
December 21, 2025 at 9:27 AM
A reflection on the Epstein release
Here’s a Trump staffer retrieving the stats Trump plans to use at his next speaking event
December 21, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Here’s a Trump staffer retrieving the stats Trump plans to use at his next speaking event
Gonna name this squirrel Mike Johnson- he’s clearly having trouble finding his nuts
December 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Gonna name this squirrel Mike Johnson- he’s clearly having trouble finding his nuts
Putting together a 10ten list of Trumps greatest lies in terms of egregiousness,stupidity & impact on people’s lives. Feel free to add just the lie, explanation’s can wait
1) Other countries pay Tariffs
2) Mexico will pay for the Wall
3) Covid- It will be Gone in 3 days
4) Election was rigged 1/2
1) Other countries pay Tariffs
2) Mexico will pay for the Wall
3) Covid- It will be Gone in 3 days
4) Election was rigged 1/2
December 9, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Putting together a 10ten list of Trumps greatest lies in terms of egregiousness,stupidity & impact on people’s lives. Feel free to add just the lie, explanation’s can wait
1) Other countries pay Tariffs
2) Mexico will pay for the Wall
3) Covid- It will be Gone in 3 days
4) Election was rigged 1/2
1) Other countries pay Tariffs
2) Mexico will pay for the Wall
3) Covid- It will be Gone in 3 days
4) Election was rigged 1/2
Here’s the revised version!
November 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Here’s the revised version!
Parody time again
November 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Parody time again
American’s are struggling to remember the Good Old Days when the Society illustrated in The Handmaiden’s Tale wasn’t looked on as a Best Case Scenario
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 AM
American’s are struggling to remember the Good Old Days when the Society illustrated in The Handmaiden’s Tale wasn’t looked on as a Best Case Scenario
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
October 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
As a Canadian I’m getting flack from MAGidiots who doubt my claims About Americans apologizing for their whirled leaders abusive attacks on Canada. My resonse - I HAVE Three
October 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
As a Canadian I’m getting flack from MAGidiots who doubt my claims About Americans apologizing for their whirled leaders abusive attacks on Canada. My resonse - I HAVE Three
The only thing dropping faster is Trump when Putin calls
October 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The only thing dropping faster is Trump when Putin calls
AI helped in the creation of this post. NS -Natural stupidity will hopefully get the Trumpers in the crowd believing it
In an effort to stay relevant, Trump updates the obsolete MAGA logo with its latest incarnation MEBAGA
Making Everywhere But America Great Again
Making Everywhere But America Great Again
October 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
AI helped in the creation of this post. NS -Natural stupidity will hopefully get the Trumpers in the crowd believing it
In an effort to stay relevant, Trump updates the obsolete MAGA logo with its latest incarnation MEBAGA
Making Everywhere But America Great Again
Making Everywhere But America Great Again
October 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
In an effort to stay relevant, Trump updates the obsolete MAGA logo with its latest incarnation MEBAGA
Making Everywhere But America Great Again
Making Everywhere But America Great Again
Three weeks of travelling in Europe and met tons of Americans who keep apologizing for their country’s leadership. Not a single one was a MAGIDiot. They’re all home watching the FBC- the Fox Brainwashing Channel
October 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Three weeks of travelling in Europe and met tons of Americans who keep apologizing for their country’s leadership. Not a single one was a MAGIDiot. They’re all home watching the FBC- the Fox Brainwashing Channel
Trump’s DC Ride Along last night was cancelled due to a lack of available equipment. No gas masks were available and none of the armoured SUV’s had operable windows
a man is driving a car and the word funky is on the bottom
ALT: a man is driving a car and the word funky is on the bottom
media.tenor.com
August 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Trump’s DC Ride Along last night was cancelled due to a lack of available equipment. No gas masks were available and none of the armoured SUV’s had operable windows
Sincere apologies to Leonard Cohen. Firstdraft ( took all of 10minutes from the idea popping into my head) Scary
August 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Sincere apologies to Leonard Cohen. Firstdraft ( took all of 10minutes from the idea popping into my head) Scary
Americans may need to Google this one- King George and George Santos are not the same person !
King George the Second is no longer the most hated man in Scotland. Trump has successfully seized the title from the bastard who orchestrated the Battle of Culloden!
July 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Americans may need to Google this one- King George and George Santos are not the same person !