Dangerous Dave
@cldakalc.bsky.social
72, going on 27. Retired from work but not from life. Home is just a place to hang out between trips. I dabble in homemade memes and parody posts as well as tongue and cheek take downs of Political jokes
Here’s the revised version!
November 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Here’s the revised version!
Parody time again
November 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Parody time again
American’s are struggling to remember the Good Old Days when the Society illustrated in The Handmaiden’s Tale wasn’t looked on as a Best Case Scenario
November 17, 2025 at 7:20 AM
American’s are struggling to remember the Good Old Days when the Society illustrated in The Handmaiden’s Tale wasn’t looked on as a Best Case Scenario
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
October 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Thank you for your attention to this matter!
As a Canadian I’m getting flack from MAGidiots who doubt my claims About Americans apologizing for their whirled leaders abusive attacks on Canada. My resonse - I HAVE Three
October 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
As a Canadian I’m getting flack from MAGidiots who doubt my claims About Americans apologizing for their whirled leaders abusive attacks on Canada. My resonse - I HAVE Three
The only thing dropping faster is Trump when Putin calls
October 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The only thing dropping faster is Trump when Putin calls
AI helped in the creation of this post. NS -Natural stupidity will hopefully get the Trumpers in the crowd believing it
In an effort to stay relevant, Trump updates the obsolete MAGA logo with its latest incarnation MEBAGA
Making Everywhere But America Great Again
Making Everywhere But America Great Again
October 20, 2025 at 12:13 AM
AI helped in the creation of this post. NS -Natural stupidity will hopefully get the Trumpers in the crowd believing it
In an effort to stay relevant, Trump updates the obsolete MAGA logo with its latest incarnation MEBAGA
Making Everywhere But America Great Again
Making Everywhere But America Great Again
October 19, 2025 at 9:41 PM
In an effort to stay relevant, Trump updates the obsolete MAGA logo with its latest incarnation MEBAGA
Making Everywhere But America Great Again
Making Everywhere But America Great Again
Three weeks of travelling in Europe and met tons of Americans who keep apologizing for their country’s leadership. Not a single one was a MAGIDiot. They’re all home watching the FBC- the Fox Brainwashing Channel
October 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Three weeks of travelling in Europe and met tons of Americans who keep apologizing for their country’s leadership. Not a single one was a MAGIDiot. They’re all home watching the FBC- the Fox Brainwashing Channel
Trump’s DC Ride Along last night was cancelled due to a lack of available equipment. No gas masks were available and none of the armoured SUV’s had operable windows
a man is driving a car and the word funky is on the bottom
ALT: a man is driving a car and the word funky is on the bottom
media.tenor.com
August 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Trump’s DC Ride Along last night was cancelled due to a lack of available equipment. No gas masks were available and none of the armoured SUV’s had operable windows
Sincere apologies to Leonard Cohen. Firstdraft ( took all of 10minutes from the idea popping into my head) Scary
August 2, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Sincere apologies to Leonard Cohen. Firstdraft ( took all of 10minutes from the idea popping into my head) Scary
Americans may need to Google this one- King George and George Santos are not the same person !
King George the Second is no longer the most hated man in Scotland. Trump has successfully seized the title from the bastard who orchestrated the Battle of Culloden!
July 26, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Americans may need to Google this one- King George and George Santos are not the same person !
King George the Second is no longer the most hated man in Scotland. Trump has successfully seized the title from the bastard who orchestrated the Battle of Culloden!
July 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
King George the Second is no longer the most hated man in Scotland. Trump has successfully seized the title from the bastard who orchestrated the Battle of Culloden!
I wrote this a while back! Time for an encore edition to welcome King Mangolini to Scotland
July 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I wrote this a while back! Time for an encore edition to welcome King Mangolini to Scotland
Here’s a little variation on a Scottish favourite to welcome King Mangolini to your beautiful land
July 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Here’s a little variation on a Scottish favourite to welcome King Mangolini to your beautiful land
So who thinks stairs? Window? Nerve agent in tea?
In Future News Ghislaine Maxwell falls to her death out of a ground floor courtroom window after receiving a full pardon from Trump. Coincidentally the security cameras were all down for a software upgrade. But no fowl play was reported according to FoxNews! Too chicken to say otherwise!
July 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
So who thinks stairs? Window? Nerve agent in tea?
Trump also think’s racist threats about sports teams will distract from his Kiddy Diddling past. It won’t work any more, just like his weannie! It can’t just his shoe lifts that make him limp
ENJOY’E. NEWS
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Spoiler Alert
Beware of Donald Trump deflection of frm.President Obama being arrested at the White House by FBI agents in front of Trump smiling.He wants Americans to look away from the Jeffery Epstein files. Frankly, I personally think we want see all what’s inside Gross
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Spoiler Alert
Beware of Donald Trump deflection of frm.President Obama being arrested at the White House by FBI agents in front of Trump smiling.He wants Americans to look away from the Jeffery Epstein files. Frankly, I personally think we want see all what’s inside Gross
July 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Trump also think’s racist threats about sports teams will distract from his Kiddy Diddling past. It won’t work any more, just like his weannie! It can’t just his shoe lifts that make him limp
In a country promoting itself as the Land of the Free, not a single journalist or CEO dares to stand in Trump’s presence and call him a liar.
He’s not a God
He’s not a King
He is a common thief & degenerate who was,allegedly, elected by the majority of voters.
Like his promises, we know that’s BS
He’s not a God
He’s not a King
He is a common thief & degenerate who was,allegedly, elected by the majority of voters.
Like his promises, we know that’s BS
If the CEO at Coke had any balls they’d say”We agreed to no such thing. Once again tRump is lying his face off”
It just takes one pebble to start a landslide. Who is going to be that Pebble?
It just takes one pebble to start a landslide. Who is going to be that Pebble?
July 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
In a country promoting itself as the Land of the Free, not a single journalist or CEO dares to stand in Trump’s presence and call him a liar.
He’s not a God
He’s not a King
He is a common thief & degenerate who was,allegedly, elected by the majority of voters.
Like his promises, we know that’s BS
He’s not a God
He’s not a King
He is a common thief & degenerate who was,allegedly, elected by the majority of voters.
Like his promises, we know that’s BS
America ceased to be the “United” States when a rigged election put a narcissistic pusillanimous peckerhead “on the throne” for the second time. Turns out America turning into Gilead wasn’t the horror story you thought it was. It was, instead, the “best case” scenario.
Give me your tired, your poor
Your huddled masses
So I can kick their fucking asses
Donald Trump 2025
Your huddled masses
So I can kick their fucking asses
Donald Trump 2025
July 5, 2025 at 8:00 AM
America ceased to be the “United” States when a rigged election put a narcissistic pusillanimous peckerhead “on the throne” for the second time. Turns out America turning into Gilead wasn’t the horror story you thought it was. It was, instead, the “best case” scenario.
It took Hitler 6 years, umpteen concentration camps & years of war to wipe out about 16 million people. Trump plans to equal or better that number just using a Sharpie,
Cuts to USAiD alone- 14 million deaths. Add in health care cuts in current budget and think 5 million more. Such are caring POTUS
Cuts to USAiD alone- 14 million deaths. Add in health care cuts in current budget and think 5 million more. Such are caring POTUS
July 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
It took Hitler 6 years, umpteen concentration camps & years of war to wipe out about 16 million people. Trump plans to equal or better that number just using a Sharpie,
Cuts to USAiD alone- 14 million deaths. Add in health care cuts in current budget and think 5 million more. Such are caring POTUS
Cuts to USAiD alone- 14 million deaths. Add in health care cuts in current budget and think 5 million more. Such are caring POTUS
Trump caught in a lie? Seriously. Has he ever been caught telling the truth? I keep asking and yet not a single person can tell me a single day in his entire life when he told the truth
June 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Trump caught in a lie? Seriously. Has he ever been caught telling the truth? I keep asking and yet not a single person can tell me a single day in his entire life when he told the truth
Today us Trump’s birthday, or as they call it in the food industry- his best before date. Somebody please put him in the clearance bin and mark him down to 75% off just in case some foreign dictator wants a deal on a desperate sycophant!
June 14, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Today us Trump’s birthday, or as they call it in the food industry- his best before date. Somebody please put him in the clearance bin and mark him down to 75% off just in case some foreign dictator wants a deal on a desperate sycophant!
The first item on the agenda at the upcoming G7 should be the motion to rename the USA as the DST- the Disfunctional States of Trumpfukistan. I’m sure Mexico will fully back the motion
June 13, 2025 at 6:27 AM
The first item on the agenda at the upcoming G7 should be the motion to rename the USA as the DST- the Disfunctional States of Trumpfukistan. I’m sure Mexico will fully back the motion