Claws & Deflect
@clawsanddeflect.bsky.social
Snarky Accessories for the Anti-Social Animal Lover
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Yes, we’re snarky. No, that doesn’t mean we don’t care. 🖤
At Claws & Deflect, customer experience is our priority. Behind every sarcastic tee is a team that truly gives a damn.
Need help? Have a question? Want to send cat pics?
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At Claws & Deflect, customer experience is our priority. Behind every sarcastic tee is a team that truly gives a damn.
Need help? Have a question? Want to send cat pics?
We’re here for it! ♥
Mom said we're off for chores, but I suspect we'll also get more #Halloween decorations!
- Ariel
Just don't forget the treats! 🍬💕
#dogs #costumes #cute #mermaid #pets #halloweenvibes
- Ariel
Just don't forget the treats! 🍬💕
#dogs #costumes #cute #mermaid #pets #halloweenvibes
October 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Mom said we're off for chores, but I suspect we'll also get more #Halloween decorations!
- Ariel
Just don't forget the treats! 🍬💕
#dogs #costumes #cute #mermaid #pets #halloweenvibes
- Ariel
Just don't forget the treats! 🍬💕
#dogs #costumes #cute #mermaid #pets #halloweenvibes
This is baby Star's first #Halloween! She's super curious about the decor 🤣
- The Ryan Family
Oh, we can see mischief brewing in that little cutie! Have fun with the spiderwebs 🕸️
Keep sending those #pet pics, we love them! 💕
#cats #catsofinstagram #cute #halloweenvibes
- The Ryan Family
Oh, we can see mischief brewing in that little cutie! Have fun with the spiderwebs 🕸️
Keep sending those #pet pics, we love them! 💕
#cats #catsofinstagram #cute #halloweenvibes
October 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
This is baby Star's first #Halloween! She's super curious about the decor 🤣
- The Ryan Family
Oh, we can see mischief brewing in that little cutie! Have fun with the spiderwebs 🕸️
Keep sending those #pet pics, we love them! 💕
#cats #catsofinstagram #cute #halloweenvibes
- The Ryan Family
Oh, we can see mischief brewing in that little cutie! Have fun with the spiderwebs 🕸️
Keep sending those #pet pics, we love them! 💕
#cats #catsofinstagram #cute #halloweenvibes
We adopted Wuffles last #Halloween, best decision we ever made! 🩷🐶🍬
- Jessica & Kristin
Happy anniversary, Wuffles! We hope your #spooky season is filled with treats!
Share your holiday photos with your pets! We'd love to see them 🐾🎃
#dogs #dogsofinstagram #cute #family #halloweenvibes
- Jessica & Kristin
Happy anniversary, Wuffles! We hope your #spooky season is filled with treats!
Share your holiday photos with your pets! We'd love to see them 🐾🎃
#dogs #dogsofinstagram #cute #family #halloweenvibes
October 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
We adopted Wuffles last #Halloween, best decision we ever made! 🩷🐶🍬
- Jessica & Kristin
Happy anniversary, Wuffles! We hope your #spooky season is filled with treats!
Share your holiday photos with your pets! We'd love to see them 🐾🎃
#dogs #dogsofinstagram #cute #family #halloweenvibes
- Jessica & Kristin
Happy anniversary, Wuffles! We hope your #spooky season is filled with treats!
Share your holiday photos with your pets! We'd love to see them 🐾🎃
#dogs #dogsofinstagram #cute #family #halloweenvibes
🎃 Will sit. Will stay. Will do tricks for treats 🦴🍬
Costumes? Check. Attitude? Always.
📸 Show us your pet in costume — or risk being outdone.
#funnyhalloween, #trickortreatpet, #halloweenpets, #petcostumecontest, #snarkypets
Costumes? Check. Attitude? Always.
📸 Show us your pet in costume — or risk being outdone.
#funnyhalloween, #trickortreatpet, #halloweenpets, #petcostumecontest, #snarkypets
October 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
🎃 Will sit. Will stay. Will do tricks for treats 🦴🍬
Costumes? Check. Attitude? Always.
📸 Show us your pet in costume — or risk being outdone.
#funnyhalloween, #trickortreatpet, #halloweenpets, #petcostumecontest, #snarkypets
Costumes? Check. Attitude? Always.
📸 Show us your pet in costume — or risk being outdone.
#funnyhalloween, #trickortreatpet, #halloweenpets, #petcostumecontest, #snarkypets
"Zorro is suited up and ready for treats!" 🎃🦇🐈⬛
- Amanda K. from Montana
We'd love to see and share your #Halloween #pet pics, too!
Comment or send us your favorite pic for a chance to win some free snarky swag! 💕🐾
#petlover #cute #catsofinstagram #catlife #halloweencostume #halloweenvibes
- Amanda K. from Montana
We'd love to see and share your #Halloween #pet pics, too!
Comment or send us your favorite pic for a chance to win some free snarky swag! 💕🐾
#petlover #cute #catsofinstagram #catlife #halloweencostume #halloweenvibes
October 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
"Zorro is suited up and ready for treats!" 🎃🦇🐈⬛
- Amanda K. from Montana
We'd love to see and share your #Halloween #pet pics, too!
Comment or send us your favorite pic for a chance to win some free snarky swag! 💕🐾
#petlover #cute #catsofinstagram #catlife #halloweencostume #halloweenvibes
- Amanda K. from Montana
We'd love to see and share your #Halloween #pet pics, too!
Comment or send us your favorite pic for a chance to win some free snarky swag! 💕🐾
#petlover #cute #catsofinstagram #catlife #halloweencostume #halloweenvibes
🚨 ALERT! 🚨
Unknown vehicle approaching. Possible package. Probable threat.
I repeat: TUCK. NOISE. DETECTED.
#clawsanddeflect #dogmeme #funnydog #amazontruck #doghumor #protectorpu
Unknown vehicle approaching. Possible package. Probable threat.
I repeat: TUCK. NOISE. DETECTED.
#clawsanddeflect #dogmeme #funnydog #amazontruck #doghumor #protectorpu
October 22, 2025 at 4:07 PM
🚨 ALERT! 🚨
Unknown vehicle approaching. Possible package. Probable threat.
I repeat: TUCK. NOISE. DETECTED.
#clawsanddeflect #dogmeme #funnydog #amazontruck #doghumor #protectorpu
Unknown vehicle approaching. Possible package. Probable threat.
I repeat: TUCK. NOISE. DETECTED.
#clawsanddeflect #dogmeme #funnydog #amazontruck #doghumor #protectorpu
🎄 Tree? What tree?
I definitely didn’t obliterate your holiday hopes before December even started.
Try again when the house isn’t made of paper and bad decisions.
#TooSoon #NotSorry
#clawsanddeflect #smugcat #holidaychaos #naughtylist #catlife
I definitely didn’t obliterate your holiday hopes before December even started.
Try again when the house isn’t made of paper and bad decisions.
#TooSoon #NotSorry
#clawsanddeflect #smugcat #holidaychaos #naughtylist #catlife
October 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
🎄 Tree? What tree?
I definitely didn’t obliterate your holiday hopes before December even started.
Try again when the house isn’t made of paper and bad decisions.
#TooSoon #NotSorry
#clawsanddeflect #smugcat #holidaychaos #naughtylist #catlife
I definitely didn’t obliterate your holiday hopes before December even started.
Try again when the house isn’t made of paper and bad decisions.
#TooSoon #NotSorry
#clawsanddeflect #smugcat #holidaychaos #naughtylist #catlife
Move along, Whiskers! I’m the snuggle shift supervisor. Pet me like you mean it. 🐾
#dogmeme #doghumor #dachshund #catmeme #petmemes #clawsanddeflect
#dogmeme #doghumor #dachshund #catmeme #petmemes #clawsanddeflect
October 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Move along, Whiskers! I’m the snuggle shift supervisor. Pet me like you mean it. 🐾
#dogmeme #doghumor #dachshund #catmeme #petmemes #clawsanddeflect
#dogmeme #doghumor #dachshund #catmeme #petmemes #clawsanddeflect
Booked. Buffed. Bougie. 💅
Sparkle level: blinding. ✨
Yes, I’m tipping in treats.
#dogmeme #funnydog #doghumor #doggrooming #spoileddog #clawsanddeflect
Sparkle level: blinding. ✨
Yes, I’m tipping in treats.
#dogmeme #funnydog #doghumor #doggrooming #spoileddog #clawsanddeflect
October 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Booked. Buffed. Bougie. 💅
Sparkle level: blinding. ✨
Yes, I’m tipping in treats.
#dogmeme #funnydog #doghumor #doggrooming #spoileddog #clawsanddeflect
Sparkle level: blinding. ✨
Yes, I’m tipping in treats.
#dogmeme #funnydog #doghumor #doggrooming #spoileddog #clawsanddeflect
Howl you doin? New collection for snarky dog people. Same cheeky design on tee, tank, sweatshirt, tote, blanket, poster + mug. Black and white, cozy-season ready. Fetch yours before they’re gone. 🐾🍂
→ clawsanddeflect.etsy.com
#doglover #funnydog #giftideas #petlovers
→ clawsanddeflect.etsy.com
#doglover #funnydog #giftideas #petlovers
October 14, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Howl you doin? New collection for snarky dog people. Same cheeky design on tee, tank, sweatshirt, tote, blanket, poster + mug. Black and white, cozy-season ready. Fetch yours before they’re gone. 🐾🍂
→ clawsanddeflect.etsy.com
#doglover #funnydog #giftideas #petlovers
→ clawsanddeflect.etsy.com
#doglover #funnydog #giftideas #petlovers
Every night, the same concert. No tickets, no encore, just pure drama at 3AM. 🎶🐾
#catlife #funnycats #sleepdeprived #catparents #clawsanddeflect
#catlife #funnycats #sleepdeprived #catparents #clawsanddeflect
October 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Every night, the same concert. No tickets, no encore, just pure drama at 3AM. 🎶🐾
#catlife #funnycats #sleepdeprived #catparents #clawsanddeflect
#catlife #funnycats #sleepdeprived #catparents #clawsanddeflect
Turns out my “kids” chase toys, not curfews. 🐾
#pets #petlife #petparents #funnyanimals #clawsanddeflect
#pets #petlife #petparents #funnyanimals #clawsanddeflect
October 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Turns out my “kids” chase toys, not curfews. 🐾
#pets #petlife #petparents #funnyanimals #clawsanddeflect
#pets #petlife #petparents #funnyanimals #clawsanddeflect
Who needs snooze when you’ve got smooch? ❤️⏰
#dogs #doglife #dogsofinstagram #dogmemes #clawsanddeflect
#dogs #doglife #dogsofinstagram #dogmemes #clawsanddeflect
October 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Who needs snooze when you’ve got smooch? ❤️⏰
#dogs #doglife #dogsofinstagram #dogmemes #clawsanddeflect
#dogs #doglife #dogsofinstagram #dogmemes #clawsanddeflect
Just when you thought you had boundaries… adorable. 😼🐾
#cats #catlife #catsofinstagram #catmemes #clawsanddeflect
#cats #catlife #catsofinstagram #catmemes #clawsanddeflect
October 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Just when you thought you had boundaries… adorable. 😼🐾
#cats #catlife #catsofinstagram #catmemes #clawsanddeflect
#cats #catlife #catsofinstagram #catmemes #clawsanddeflect
Sorry, plans canceled. The couch crew booked me first. 🛋️🐾😼🐕
#pets #petlife #petparents #funnyanimals #clawsanddeflect
#pets #petlife #petparents #funnyanimals #clawsanddeflect
October 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Sorry, plans canceled. The couch crew booked me first. 🛋️🐾😼🐕
#pets #petlife #petparents #funnyanimals #clawsanddeflect
#pets #petlife #petparents #funnyanimals #clawsanddeflect
Feline flirt alert! 🐈⬛ "Meow you doin?" is now available throughout the store.
Collection includes tees, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, totes, pillows, stickers, posters, and blankets.
Shop now → clawsanddeflect.etsy.com
#clawsanddeflect #catenthusiasts #felinehumor #catapparel #howyoudoin
Collection includes tees, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, totes, pillows, stickers, posters, and blankets.
Shop now → clawsanddeflect.etsy.com
#clawsanddeflect #catenthusiasts #felinehumor #catapparel #howyoudoin
October 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Feline flirt alert! 🐈⬛ "Meow you doin?" is now available throughout the store.
Collection includes tees, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, totes, pillows, stickers, posters, and blankets.
Shop now → clawsanddeflect.etsy.com
#clawsanddeflect #catenthusiasts #felinehumor #catapparel #howyoudoin
Collection includes tees, crewnecks, tank tops, mugs, totes, pillows, stickers, posters, and blankets.
Shop now → clawsanddeflect.etsy.com
#clawsanddeflect #catenthusiasts #felinehumor #catapparel #howyoudoin
The only thing vicious about this pup is his gas 💨🐕
#dogs #doglife #dogsofinstagram #dogmemes #clawsanddeflect
#dogs #doglife #dogsofinstagram #dogmemes #clawsanddeflect
October 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The only thing vicious about this pup is his gas 💨🐕
#dogs #doglife #dogsofinstagram #dogmemes #clawsanddeflect
#dogs #doglife #dogsofinstagram #dogmemes #clawsanddeflect
September 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Friday night plans? Just me and the kids at the movies. 🎬🐾
#dogmemes #catmemes #funnyanimals #petlife #clawsanddeflect
#dogmemes #catmemes #funnyanimals #petlife #clawsanddeflect
September 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Friday night plans? Just me and the kids at the movies. 🎬🐾
#dogmemes #catmemes #funnyanimals #petlife #clawsanddeflect
#dogmemes #catmemes #funnyanimals #petlife #clawsanddeflect
Breaking news: 92% of laps failed inspection. Zero refunds. 🐈⬛
#catmemes #funnycats #cattitude #petmemes #clawsanddeflect
#catmemes #funnycats #cattitude #petmemes #clawsanddeflect
September 25, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Breaking news: 92% of laps failed inspection. Zero refunds. 🐈⬛
#catmemes #funnycats #cattitude #petmemes #clawsanddeflect
#catmemes #funnycats #cattitude #petmemes #clawsanddeflect
Turns out… teamwork isn’t always a good thing. 🐾😼🐶
#dogmemes #catmemes #funnyanimals #petlife #clawsanddeflect
#dogmemes #catmemes #funnyanimals #petlife #clawsanddeflect
September 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Turns out… teamwork isn’t always a good thing. 🐾😼🐶
#dogmemes #catmemes #funnyanimals #petlife #clawsanddeflect
#dogmemes #catmemes #funnyanimals #petlife #clawsanddeflect
Majestic. Delicate. Also a certified weapon of mass destruction. 😼✨
#catsofinstagram #catmemes #funnycats #petlife #clawsanddeflect
#catsofinstagram #catmemes #funnycats #petlife #clawsanddeflect
September 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Majestic. Delicate. Also a certified weapon of mass destruction. 😼✨
#catsofinstagram #catmemes #funnycats #petlife #clawsanddeflect
#catsofinstagram #catmemes #funnycats #petlife #clawsanddeflect
Plans for global takeover? On hold. Priorities: belly rubs first. 🐾✨
#dogmemes #funnydogs #doglife #petmemes #clawsanddeflect
#dogmemes #funnydogs #doglife #petmemes #clawsanddeflect
September 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Plans for global takeover? On hold. Priorities: belly rubs first. 🐾✨
#dogmemes #funnydogs #doglife #petmemes #clawsanddeflect
#dogmemes #funnydogs #doglife #petmemes #clawsanddeflect
Stealth mode? Denied. We hear everything. 🔑🐕🐈
#dogmemes #catmemes #funnyanimals #petlife #clawsanddeflect
#dogmemes #catmemes #funnyanimals #petlife #clawsanddeflect
September 19, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Stealth mode? Denied. We hear everything. 🔑🐕🐈
#dogmemes #catmemes #funnyanimals #petlife #clawsanddeflect
#dogmemes #catmemes #funnyanimals #petlife #clawsanddeflect