Dan Holden
@classwords.bsky.social
Sometimes I do just want a belly itcher.
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Sometimes I do just want a belly itcher.
Think we aren't sinking deeper into fascism? Consider the fact that we have to watch a bootleg of our news (60 Min) sent to us over the border of a neighboring country.
December 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Think we aren't sinking deeper into fascism? Consider the fact that we have to watch a bootleg of our news (60 Min) sent to us over the border of a neighboring country.
"BUSINESS DECISION " is a euphemism for sus shit.
December 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"BUSINESS DECISION " is a euphemism for sus shit.
I am extremely honored to be named FIFA Teacher of the Year.
December 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I am extremely honored to be named FIFA Teacher of the Year.
In a tragic misapplication of etymological reasoning SecWar Hegseth orders drone strikes on narcoleptics along the Eastern seaboard.
"The meaning was unclear. It connoted, there's fire, there's smoke….This is called the fog of words."
"The meaning was unclear. It connoted, there's fire, there's smoke….This is called the fog of words."
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
In a tragic misapplication of etymological reasoning SecWar Hegseth orders drone strikes on narcoleptics along the Eastern seaboard.
"The meaning was unclear. It connoted, there's fire, there's smoke….This is called the fog of words."
"The meaning was unclear. It connoted, there's fire, there's smoke….This is called the fog of words."
I assume that since we've been murdering people in the Gulf of MEXICO, the drug supply in America has dried up.
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I assume that since we've been murdering people in the Gulf of MEXICO, the drug supply in America has dried up.
I laugh everytime CNN mentions a JAG OFFicer
December 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I laugh everytime CNN mentions a JAG OFFicer
I do not want to know what you don't like. It is not actionable information and it kills the vibe.
December 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I do not want to know what you don't like. It is not actionable information and it kills the vibe.
I'm right about everything.
December 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I'm right about everything.
The word "affordability" is a scam.
December 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The word "affordability" is a scam.
We're the hottest country.
December 2, 2025 at 4:51 PM
We're the hottest country.
Good news, everybody! If you are shot while vacationing in Mexico, chances are it is an American gun.
December 2, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Good news, everybody! If you are shot while vacationing in Mexico, chances are it is an American gun.
The most dangerous part of religion is the concept of free will.
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The most dangerous part of religion is the concept of free will.
If they can't keep phones out of prisons, how the heck are we supposed to keep them out of schools.
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
If they can't keep phones out of prisons, how the heck are we supposed to keep them out of schools.
I need an AI smoke detector that knows when I am cooking. At least make it voice activated voice activated.
"I'm browning the roast!!! God dammit!"
"I'm browning the roast!!! God dammit!"
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I need an AI smoke detector that knows when I am cooking. At least make it voice activated voice activated.
"I'm browning the roast!!! God dammit!"
"I'm browning the roast!!! God dammit!"
Why the hell did Kiner-Falefa slide?
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Why the hell did Kiner-Falefa slide?
Do they not have banquet halls in D.C.? Couldn't the president just reserve St. Francis Hall (pictured below) the next time Xi is in town?
October 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Do they not have banquet halls in D.C.? Couldn't the president just reserve St. Francis Hall (pictured below) the next time Xi is in town?
This is petty, but watching the World Series and FOX has a graphic saying, "Turning the Pages" for Andy Pages.
It is pronounces Pah-hess.
It is pronounces Pah-hess.
October 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
This is petty, but watching the World Series and FOX has a graphic saying, "Turning the Pages" for Andy Pages.
It is pronounces Pah-hess.
It is pronounces Pah-hess.
NPR going above and beyond with the headlines. "Cannabis blunts"
October 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
NPR going above and beyond with the headlines. "Cannabis blunts"
I was expecting a good rain today to provide an abundant growth of fescue, perhaps a successful hunt for cream cheese danish at Schnucks, or maybe just a congestion free commute to work, but human sacrifices just aren't what they used to be.
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October 15, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I was expecting a good rain today to provide an abundant growth of fescue, perhaps a successful hunt for cream cheese danish at Schnucks, or maybe just a congestion free commute to work, but human sacrifices just aren't what they used to be.
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Got to meet @nnedi.bsky.social today. Can't wait to read Death of an Author.
Hope you get good use out of the bookmarks.
Hope you get good use out of the bookmarks.
October 11, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Got to meet @nnedi.bsky.social today. Can't wait to read Death of an Author.
Hope you get good use out of the bookmarks.
Hope you get good use out of the bookmarks.
Stylent Green just makes sense.
October 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Stylent Green just makes sense.
I'm a feminist.
I'm anti-racist
I'm Antifa.
Fuck all these christo-fascist white supremacist mother fuckers.
I'm anti-racist
I'm Antifa.
Fuck all these christo-fascist white supremacist mother fuckers.
October 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I'm a feminist.
I'm anti-racist
I'm Antifa.
Fuck all these christo-fascist white supremacist mother fuckers.
I'm anti-racist
I'm Antifa.
Fuck all these christo-fascist white supremacist mother fuckers.