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Grumpy “Caleb” Onion
@classiccaleb.bsky.social
Social media is just a mass exodus from one platform to another until our digital footprint is impossible to track and fully erase. So I got a blue sky account
Forgot I have a Bluesky account. I promise I’m gonna start posting more.

Just need to start caring about social media again. 😒
May 2, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I’m just going to get really high and goon over the visual FX of the original LOTR trilogy for an afternoon. Anyone want to come with?
April 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Got called Gabe again. Gabriel. The full pronunciation this time. I might as well just change my name at this point.
March 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My bedroom has reached a howl’s moving castle level of chaos
March 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Did it work? Did the “economic blackout” day make them poor? Did us not buying stuff for a scheduled day, but instead buying all our stuff a day early or just waiting till tomorrow to buy it, did it work? Have we scared them into a financial choke hold that feels similar to a guillotine coming down?
March 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
At Eternity’s Gate.
Single sentence review.
Oh, that good ole ‘I’m gonna be sea si’nematography.
4 and 1/3 stars
February 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Is it odd that I want to kiss robin?
#stardewvalley #newgamer #thisgameismeltingallmyworriesaway
February 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I am slowly coming to the realization that we are in the opening sequence of Zack Snyder’s Watchman the ultimate cut. But without all the cool superhero’s. Only the tumultuous political and social climate.
#zachsnyder #watchmantheultimatecut
#alanmoore #davegibbons #DCComics
February 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Bear with me on this. Balloons are for everyone.
February 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
So with the downfall of the United States financial system, do I still have to file taxes this year?
February 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
First business trip to Vegas. This is my room for the next seven days. What business am I in?
#asking
January 31, 2025 at 2:48 AM
In failure you find a reason to grow, you also find a reason to give up. It’s that choice that determines who you are.
January 30, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The thing that makes me so mad about the alphabet is every single letter can be said with one syllable, except W!!! Why the hell does W take three syllables to say!!?!?!??
January 30, 2025 at 2:56 PM