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they/he 20 wonderful young man
i need to come down from the tennis mania and bunch of other things as well what the fuck
February 2, 2026 at 6:08 PM
i'd like to say that i take this back. they can be quite funny. yesterday there was sarah snook watching the men's final and the commentator said "omg shiv roy from succession" and then he said when djokovic was on the screen: "here's logan roy"
and tennis commentators being shit at their jobs does NOT help. i've never seen a sports narrator this unwilling to narrate bro i swear to god
February 2, 2026 at 6:52 AM
rüyamda aryna sabalenka'yı görmüş ya da görmemiş olabilirim
February 2, 2026 at 6:47 AM
jannik'in italyancayı biraz da thomas lawrence gibi (kutsal zor ve yorucu bi görevi yerine getirir gibi)konuştuğunu itiraf edelim
February 1, 2026 at 3:42 PM
carlos: they are shipping us 😂🔥
jannik: to where 🤨🤨
February 1, 2026 at 1:50 PM
sascha zverev'den isyan: neden bu ikisine hep müsamaha ediliyor? biz tenisin üvey oğulları mıyız?
January 31, 2026 at 5:03 PM
jannik (speaking italian): ok now i am going to switch to english so i could compliment carlos

carlos (shouting from afar): NO SPEAK ITALIAN PLEASE I UNDERSTAND YOU MUST SPEAK ITALIAN

jannik: YOU what
January 29, 2026 at 6:08 PM
the queerplatonic nature of their friendship stressed me OUT

whatever robin is feeling and not feeling about what was not acknowledged and left unsaid and the stupid bizarre love triangle and the final moment where neither of them had the chance to say the words the other couldn't say
stop trying to make robin and rami happen it is not going to happen
January 27, 2026 at 12:24 PM
stop trying to make robin and rami happen it is not going to happen
January 26, 2026 at 12:20 PM
the tension between robin and rami remains unresolved. rami might have meant one of the three below:
a. she's white
b. i'm muslim
c. i'm gay
it's either SPECIFICALLY one of these or ALL THREE at the same time.
January 26, 2026 at 9:46 AM
January 25, 2026 at 6:22 PM
yeah dude. Barge in and be the son that my dad never had! fuck you
January 23, 2026 at 5:31 PM
did odysseus really let eurylochus die like that i'm still not over this because he DID say and i quote ''there's no length i wouldn't go if it was you i had to save'' 🤨🤨

i guess they both just broke their promises like that. eurylochus opens ONE bag and suddenly he's not worth saving oh okay
January 22, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Star Hockey Player Ilya Rozanov Signs with Ottowa Team: "Whatever, I've Never Cared Much for Boston Anyway."
January 22, 2026 at 1:11 PM
odysseus wondering if penelope would still want him after everything he's done and he's stressed as fuck biting his nails on the verge of a panic attack as he walks into their bedroom and penelope's holding a sign that says:

would
January 22, 2026 at 12:39 AM
it's so over
January 21, 2026 at 8:41 PM
someone: hello odysseus

odysseus: I DONT SLEEP I DONT DREAM MY LIFE IS A LIVING NIGHTMARE I STILL HEAR THEIR SCREAMS IM A MONSTER IM A MONSTER NO IM JUST A MAN PENELOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MISS MY WIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAS ANYONE SEEN MY WIFE
January 21, 2026 at 6:43 PM
tennis is impossible to follow when its just two white guys. tell me who the fuck was who again
January 21, 2026 at 7:36 AM
they/thems for jackisboy
January 20, 2026 at 1:37 PM
shane going crazy over ilya's tuna melt HWJHDJAHSJXJSJJWN HE MICROWAVED IT OR SOMETHING WHAT. bro acted like it was a 3 course meal
eating food prepared by someone else is a different kind of intimacy dude örn. i made this food myself and its way too tasteless. i may be a shit cook but like this isn't fulfilling. does that make sense
January 20, 2026 at 10:22 AM
eating food prepared by someone else is a different kind of intimacy dude örn. i made this food myself and its way too tasteless. i may be a shit cook but like this isn't fulfilling. does that make sense
January 20, 2026 at 10:16 AM
peyami safa yalnızızda ne anlatıyo bilmiyorum hiç okumadım ama TAM onu düşünüyorum şu an
January 20, 2026 at 10:14 AM
the idea of shane hollander learning russian with duolingo is way too funny and HAS to be canon
January 19, 2026 at 9:42 PM
ITS MY OWN NAME AND I DESERVE IT LAN
January 19, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Min takanın 1den fazla iyi şarkısı olmamasını oldukça dertlendirici buluyorum. boston'u yazarken ne yiyip ne içiyordu?
January 19, 2026 at 6:25 AM