The day you fall ill and can’t go downstairs is exactly the day all the Swiggy DEs’ GPS stops working. 🥲

“Good time to talk?”

It’s a Saturday afternoon. I’m eating waffles. How about no.

Went to work today only because I had a full calendar of meetings that I was absolutely dreading.

In an amazing twist of events, it seems like literally everyone else was on the same page AND ALL MY MEETINGS VANISHED.

Best. Day. Ever.

And we’re almost at the end of yet another “I should rest, but I have all these chores, but I NEED rest, but I HAVE TO finish all these chores, fine let’s do neither and just sit on the couch and doomscroll” weekend.

How’s yours going?

Spent 20 minutes today convincing a friend a cordless vacuum is the best thing on the planet and who tf even am I? 🤷🏻‍♀️

Cadbury Gems is the new Lays.

What am I supposed to do with 5 gems when I’m PMSing so hard? 🙄

I’m telling you the best thing about Barbie was Ryan Gosling’s abs.

“Did Nestle launch a 3-bars wala KitKat so 3 friends could share without fighting?”

- Me, eating the entire 4-bars one all by my lonesome.

Just googled “what does a brand manager do?” to answer an HR form thingy. And how’s your Wednesday going?

Please explain to me the need to call someone multiples times early on a Saturday morning for something work-related that isn’t even that important. If you had their number, text them, no?

Totally been loving the audacity of people on [profesh social app], sending me a cold pitch for their agency or whatever in my DMs and then following up multiple times over the next 3 days as if my boss and super boss are in the chat as well.

Good evening to everyone except those who send you an email and immediately follow it up with a bunch of WhatsApps with the EXACT SAME INFO. 🙄

Monday after a week off is truly the Mondayest. Tuesday not looking any better either.

Good morning to everyone with ridiculously full calendars. Please tell me when do you actually get the work that’s being discussed in these meetings done. Asking for a me.

So I didn’t care when I turned 30, but turning 35 today has thrown me right in the middle of an existential crisis. What gives? 🙄

Nice to have something to scroll through in the middle of the night that won’t accidentally startle bed partner awake on opening app. 👀

Ok ok. Day 2 of having someone else cooking in my kitchen and we managed to control our control issues. Please give many gold stars.