Well fuck

After a lot of observation, and careful consideration, I’ve come to the conclusion that a lot of people should have stayed in their daddy’s nutsacks

I kinda miss my short hair

🎶 I always feel like, somebody’s watching me 🎶

Some days I really wish I had the ability to transport people I don’t like away from me. Blip, you now live on the sun. Blip, enjoy the active volcano. Blip, oops you’re now in a black hole. Blip, sorry Mike Pence, you’re now in a room full of women without “Mother”

I don’t know how I feel about another new social media thing, but with Threads pulling their weird shit and Twitter being, well Elon, I guess I’m here now too? It would be great if right white dudes could quit fucking shit up for once

I feel judged