CJ
@cjsvenson.bsky.social
One time Zimbabwean billionaire. Two time Worldwide podcast cohost. Once explained a joke & it got funnier.
@seanseanson.bsky.social my first Bluesky post in years just so I can know you’ve seen this great post on the gram www.instagram.com/p/DPOwD1GCB2...
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October 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
@seanseanson.bsky.social my first Bluesky post in years just so I can know you’ve seen this great post on the gram www.instagram.com/p/DPOwD1GCB2...
I just realised French people be out there shouting “Wee” during sex.
November 13, 2023 at 1:37 AM
I just realised French people be out there shouting “Wee” during sex.
Who do hamsters running to techno keep popping up on my feed.
November 10, 2023 at 1:07 PM
Who do hamsters running to techno keep popping up on my feed.
One last time at the panini shop cause it’s moving away to Collingwood 🥲
But, my backup seems to now be staffed by goth and nerd girls so ya win some ya lose some
But, my backup seems to now be staffed by goth and nerd girls so ya win some ya lose some
November 10, 2023 at 12:05 AM
One last time at the panini shop cause it’s moving away to Collingwood 🥲
But, my backup seems to now be staffed by goth and nerd girls so ya win some ya lose some
But, my backup seems to now be staffed by goth and nerd girls so ya win some ya lose some
@seanseanson.bsky.social heres the proof of concept you should present to matell and naughty dog
November 9, 2023 at 9:56 AM
@seanseanson.bsky.social heres the proof of concept you should present to matell and naughty dog
Loaded up RDR2 to see what it looks like on my new monitor. Just roamed around, did some hunting. Christ I love that game odd quirks and all. Maybe I should finish it a second time.
November 2, 2023 at 8:18 AM
Loaded up RDR2 to see what it looks like on my new monitor. Just roamed around, did some hunting. Christ I love that game odd quirks and all. Maybe I should finish it a second time.
Yeah I’m a professional, they wouldn’t call me a pro crastinator if I wasn’t.
October 31, 2023 at 3:33 AM
Yeah I’m a professional, they wouldn’t call me a pro crastinator if I wasn’t.
Never should of bought my glass washer from Microsoft
October 25, 2023 at 1:12 AM
Never should of bought my glass washer from Microsoft
Damn timeline filled with some weird American political ritual shit again.
October 24, 2023 at 11:02 PM
Damn timeline filled with some weird American political ritual shit again.
If System Shock came out today I think they’d of written Shodan something like this
“Look at you hacker, a pathetic creature sticking out their gyatt for the rizzler, trying to be so skibbidi as you run to pay that fanum tax”
“Look at you hacker, a pathetic creature sticking out their gyatt for the rizzler, trying to be so skibbidi as you run to pay that fanum tax”
October 24, 2023 at 12:14 PM
If System Shock came out today I think they’d of written Shodan something like this
“Look at you hacker, a pathetic creature sticking out their gyatt for the rizzler, trying to be so skibbidi as you run to pay that fanum tax”
“Look at you hacker, a pathetic creature sticking out their gyatt for the rizzler, trying to be so skibbidi as you run to pay that fanum tax”
Just realised that when people in counties with land borders go to other countries they probably don’t refer to it as going overseas
October 22, 2023 at 1:46 PM
Just realised that when people in counties with land borders go to other countries they probably don’t refer to it as going overseas
Eggs Benny, braised oxtail, potato
October 20, 2023 at 1:07 AM
Eggs Benny, braised oxtail, potato
Got an email from the real estate about my next regular inspection, 10 days after settlement, do I tell them or just wait and see if they show up for a laugh
October 20, 2023 at 12:21 AM
Got an email from the real estate about my next regular inspection, 10 days after settlement, do I tell them or just wait and see if they show up for a laugh
Im rewatching Hot Fuzz for the first time in years. Didn't realise this was actually a RomCom
October 19, 2023 at 10:34 AM
Im rewatching Hot Fuzz for the first time in years. Didn't realise this was actually a RomCom
The greatest moment in an Assassins Creed Game is in Mirage when you discover the “Dome of the Ass”
October 19, 2023 at 4:48 AM
The greatest moment in an Assassins Creed Game is in Mirage when you discover the “Dome of the Ass”
I bought a home today. But in-spite of all the congratulations and well wishes from all the wonderful people in my life. I feel nothing. It just simply is a thing that happened and I feel no different then I did yesterday
October 17, 2023 at 1:47 PM
I bought a home today. But in-spite of all the congratulations and well wishes from all the wonderful people in my life. I feel nothing. It just simply is a thing that happened and I feel no different then I did yesterday
Jagermeister Australia just started following me on Insta, and a local gin company did last week as well. Am I making it?
October 17, 2023 at 3:48 AM
Jagermeister Australia just started following me on Insta, and a local gin company did last week as well. Am I making it?
Poland votes for Piss
Late poll out just now based on exit poll and partial results confirms opposition victory in Poland.
A much needed injection of good news.
A much needed injection of good news.
October 16, 2023 at 9:16 AM
Poland votes for Piss
Woken up by phone call at 9:53, hey can the bank come round to assess the property at 10:30?
I guess,
Me, barely dressed and out of bed 13mins later when they walk in “oh we were told you weren’t home”
Bro what if they found me asleep in bed
I guess,
Me, barely dressed and out of bed 13mins later when they walk in “oh we were told you weren’t home”
Bro what if they found me asleep in bed
October 15, 2023 at 11:15 PM
Woken up by phone call at 9:53, hey can the bank come round to assess the property at 10:30?
I guess,
Me, barely dressed and out of bed 13mins later when they walk in “oh we were told you weren’t home”
Bro what if they found me asleep in bed
I guess,
Me, barely dressed and out of bed 13mins later when they walk in “oh we were told you weren’t home”
Bro what if they found me asleep in bed
Search your camera roll for “art”
October 15, 2023 at 10:08 AM
Search your camera roll for “art”
I watched all of Dorohedoro last night only to find out it ends in a season two bait that’s probably not going to happen.
I need to know what happens to my two small groups of weirdly likeable freaks.
I need to know what happens to my two small groups of weirdly likeable freaks.
October 12, 2023 at 11:29 PM
I watched all of Dorohedoro last night only to find out it ends in a season two bait that’s probably not going to happen.
I need to know what happens to my two small groups of weirdly likeable freaks.
I need to know what happens to my two small groups of weirdly likeable freaks.
Dorohedoro is pretty good
October 12, 2023 at 11:24 AM
Dorohedoro is pretty good
I have once again forgotten to bring my tea towels with me to the laundromat. I do not remember the last time they were washed.
October 12, 2023 at 1:45 AM
I have once again forgotten to bring my tea towels with me to the laundromat. I do not remember the last time they were washed.
Never seen a washing machine get the red ring of death before.
October 11, 2023 at 12:24 AM
Never seen a washing machine get the red ring of death before.