So who does this work? Do I just scream into the void and hope someone who sees this wants to read a romantasy set in Scotland between a witch and a demon?
Ok… Here goes
*clears throat*

I am not demure.
I’m a writer. Very chaotic, very anxious, very aware of deadlines…

Hello, thank you for calling “Summon a Demon Daddy”.
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If you’re looking to conjure your very own handsome, Scottish, sarcastic, smirking morally grey MMC please press 1.
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