Chris Hook
@cjhook.bsky.social
He may be, but its kind of a dick move to people in Manchester to be elected mayor then try and abandon it for another position with better prospects.
February 10, 2026 at 2:49 PM
He may be, but its kind of a dick move to people in Manchester to be elected mayor then try and abandon it for another position with better prospects.
Shame he went to the Oval Office, but at least he can't see the state of it.
February 9, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Shame he went to the Oval Office, but at least he can't see the state of it.
Again, he's telling on himself. Just because he wouldn't be productive working from home due to his laziness and crappy attitude, he assumes everyone else is the same. Jog on, twatface.
February 9, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Again, he's telling on himself. Just because he wouldn't be productive working from home due to his laziness and crappy attitude, he assumes everyone else is the same. Jog on, twatface.
Genius. We could have some kind of day for mothers, and a day for fathers.
February 7, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Genius. We could have some kind of day for mothers, and a day for fathers.
Historians will not be suffering from a dearth of primary sources.
January 30, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Historians will not be suffering from a dearth of primary sources.
Two very achievable things people won't have seen before would be a string telephone and a printing press. Crude lenses may be possible, so a telescope or microscope could be made. Maybe some rudimentary photography with a pinhole camera and recording sound on wax cylinders may just be possible.
January 28, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Two very achievable things people won't have seen before would be a string telephone and a printing press. Crude lenses may be possible, so a telescope or microscope could be made. Maybe some rudimentary photography with a pinhole camera and recording sound on wax cylinders may just be possible.
Yep. Bailing when things get tough is the epitome of pride 🙄
January 28, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Yep. Bailing when things get tough is the epitome of pride 🙄
Disgraceful. I still see some areas on the wall where a picture of a saint could go.
January 27, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Disgraceful. I still see some areas on the wall where a picture of a saint could go.
He joined a party who's membership doesn't even want him in the country. That's already nuts. Everything he says thereafter is noise.
January 25, 2026 at 10:59 PM
He joined a party who's membership doesn't even want him in the country. That's already nuts. Everything he says thereafter is noise.
I guess I missed the Attenborough documentary when he snogged the gorilla.
January 23, 2026 at 2:46 PM
I guess I missed the Attenborough documentary when he snogged the gorilla.
Reposted by Chris Hook
Sky News: Danish PM Mette Freideriksen’s note in the visitors book when she visited UK today
January 23, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Sky News: Danish PM Mette Freideriksen’s note in the visitors book when she visited UK today
I knew he'd cock up financial declarations. So predictable.
January 21, 2026 at 11:05 AM
I knew he'd cock up financial declarations. So predictable.
I can only conclude this was okayed for release because people are sick of this shit.
January 19, 2026 at 8:13 PM
I can only conclude this was okayed for release because people are sick of this shit.
We absolutely should stand up to bullies, but that presupposes that one can stand up to a bully. The US has a firm grip on the UK's underpants, and there's nothing the UK can do if the US wants to give us a mega wedgie.
January 5, 2026 at 2:59 PM
We absolutely should stand up to bullies, but that presupposes that one can stand up to a bully. The US has a firm grip on the UK's underpants, and there's nothing the UK can do if the US wants to give us a mega wedgie.
The sad reality is the UK lacks influence, but has high dependence on the US. This is compounded by a capricious and vengeful President. Public criticism carries a significant risk of retribution. My reaction was that the UK govt's position is understandable, albeit far from admirable.
January 5, 2026 at 12:22 PM
The sad reality is the UK lacks influence, but has high dependence on the US. This is compounded by a capricious and vengeful President. Public criticism carries a significant risk of retribution. My reaction was that the UK govt's position is understandable, albeit far from admirable.
Well I sure hope "counting my nuggets" becomes the new term for taking a dump.
December 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Well I sure hope "counting my nuggets" becomes the new term for taking a dump.
It was just a pipe dream
December 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
It was just a pipe dream
Just shows what type of person is fit in her mind to be thrown into the meat grinder.
December 17, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Just shows what type of person is fit in her mind to be thrown into the meat grinder.
All their discourse is trying to find intellectual fig leaves for their prejudice. Trying to coat an emotional reaction with a veneer of reason. But it's a futile task as it's fundamentally backwards. Backwards in attitude of course, but as you say, backwards in logic. Conclusion before premise.
December 8, 2025 at 12:37 PM
All their discourse is trying to find intellectual fig leaves for their prejudice. Trying to coat an emotional reaction with a veneer of reason. But it's a futile task as it's fundamentally backwards. Backwards in attitude of course, but as you say, backwards in logic. Conclusion before premise.
That's offensive to toilet duck, which actively works against the toxicity that is emitted from people's arses
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 AM
That's offensive to toilet duck, which actively works against the toxicity that is emitted from people's arses
They'll be ok. They can cut down on take away coffees, cancel their Netflix, get a better paying job, get a second job, buy from value ranges at the supermarket, or go to a cheaper supermarket. There's loads of helpful tips and tricks. They can just Google "shit poor people are told".
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
They'll be ok. They can cut down on take away coffees, cancel their Netflix, get a better paying job, get a second job, buy from value ranges at the supermarket, or go to a cheaper supermarket. There's loads of helpful tips and tricks. They can just Google "shit poor people are told".
I think I knew the answer after the first three words of the headline.
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I think I knew the answer after the first three words of the headline.