Cj
@cjaythecreator.bsky.social
Designing a logo is like choosing your business's face tattoo - better make sure it’s not giving ‘midlife crisis’ vibes.
Nothing like spending 3 hours fixing someone’s “urgent issue” just for them to say, “yeah, I decided it’s not for me”
November 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Nothing like spending 3 hours fixing someone’s “urgent issue” just for them to say, “yeah, I decided it’s not for me”
The only thing heroic about most hero sections is how hard they try to say nothing in 8 bold words.
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
The only thing heroic about most hero sections is how hard they try to say nothing in 8 bold words.
Launch on Product Hunt, get 1,000 upvotes. In 3 months, your domain redirects to a Japanese casino site.
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Launch on Product Hunt, get 1,000 upvotes. In 3 months, your domain redirects to a Japanese casino site.
I’ve started building a web memorial for Simba - the good boy dog I recently lost😢
Simba may be gone, but I’m giving him digital immortality. And it’s not just gonna be a website - it’s gonna feel like him.
Simba may be gone, but I’m giving him digital immortality. And it’s not just gonna be a website - it’s gonna feel like him.
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I’ve started building a web memorial for Simba - the good boy dog I recently lost😢
Simba may be gone, but I’m giving him digital immortality. And it’s not just gonna be a website - it’s gonna feel like him.
Simba may be gone, but I’m giving him digital immortality. And it’s not just gonna be a website - it’s gonna feel like him.
IPO stands for “It’s Probably Overvalued”
November 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
IPO stands for “It’s Probably Overvalued”
The stupid algorithm made me lose so many good connections. At some point, it just stops showing you their posts, and over time you forget they even exist. Then one day - boom 💥 they’re back on your timeline and you’re like, damn, where have you been all this time?!
November 7, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The stupid algorithm made me lose so many good connections. At some point, it just stops showing you their posts, and over time you forget they even exist. Then one day - boom 💥 they’re back on your timeline and you’re like, damn, where have you been all this time?!
Beginner founder: “Business is so cool. Why don’t everyone do it?”
Same founder two months later: “Oh, ok now I got it”
Same founder two months later: “Oh, ok now I got it”
November 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Beginner founder: “Business is so cool. Why don’t everyone do it?”
Same founder two months later: “Oh, ok now I got it”
Same founder two months later: “Oh, ok now I got it”
My new business plan: eat clean, sleep well, quit drinking and outlive my competitors 😎
November 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
My new business plan: eat clean, sleep well, quit drinking and outlive my competitors 😎
Ok, my business sucks but at least I’m popular among bot girls
November 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Ok, my business sucks but at least I’m popular among bot girls
Every business has that one client who replies instantly until it’s time to pay
November 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Every business has that one client who replies instantly until it’s time to pay
I miss when “networking” meant getting drunk with strangers and calling it business development
November 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I miss when “networking” meant getting drunk with strangers and calling it business development
Marketing is just the cover-up operation for crimes against product-market fit
October 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Marketing is just the cover-up operation for crimes against product-market fit
5 people saying “good point” for 3 hours and deciding nothing. Yeah, I love meetings.
October 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
5 people saying “good point” for 3 hours and deciding nothing. Yeah, I love meetings.
RIP Simba - the smartest and kindest good boy I ever had 😢
October 28, 2025 at 5:33 PM
RIP Simba - the smartest and kindest good boy I ever had 😢
The real skill in business is sounding confident while dying inside 💯
October 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The real skill in business is sounding confident while dying inside 💯
B2C: ‘That’s cute, I’ll buy it.’
B2B: ‘Let’s loop in procurement, legal, and a guy named Dave who’s on vacation.’
B2B: ‘Let’s loop in procurement, legal, and a guy named Dave who’s on vacation.’
October 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
B2C: ‘That’s cute, I’ll buy it.’
B2B: ‘Let’s loop in procurement, legal, and a guy named Dave who’s on vacation.’
B2B: ‘Let’s loop in procurement, legal, and a guy named Dave who’s on vacation.’
The first 90% of the project takes 90% of the time. The last 10% takes the rest of your life.
October 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The first 90% of the project takes 90% of the time. The last 10% takes the rest of your life.
You can actually tell how well a startup is doing by the quality of the snacks
Free Clif Bars = pre-IPO
Generic pretzels = 3 months of runway left
Free Clif Bars = pre-IPO
Generic pretzels = 3 months of runway left
October 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
You can actually tell how well a startup is doing by the quality of the snacks
Free Clif Bars = pre-IPO
Generic pretzels = 3 months of runway left
Free Clif Bars = pre-IPO
Generic pretzels = 3 months of runway left
Nothing builds character like refreshing Stripe every 30 seconds hoping someone, somewhere, bought your $9.99 plan
October 22, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Nothing builds character like refreshing Stripe every 30 seconds hoping someone, somewhere, bought your $9.99 plan
Coworking spaces are gyms for entrepreneurs - you pay, show up twice, and feel productive for the rest of the month
October 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Coworking spaces are gyms for entrepreneurs - you pay, show up twice, and feel productive for the rest of the month
“Customer-centric” means we remembered to add a contact form this time
October 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
“Customer-centric” means we remembered to add a contact form this time
Startup culture is just the art of pretending free pizza and bean bag chairs make up for your soul being slowly crushed
October 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Startup culture is just the art of pretending free pizza and bean bag chairs make up for your soul being slowly crushed
Every “limited-time offer” has been running since the Obama administration
October 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Every “limited-time offer” has been running since the Obama administration
The concept of “work-life balance” was invented by people who secretly work on Sundays and outwork everyone who believes in it 😈
October 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The concept of “work-life balance” was invented by people who secretly work on Sundays and outwork everyone who believes in it 😈