Cj
@cjaythecreator.bsky.social
Designing a logo is like choosing your business's face tattoo - better make sure it’s not giving ‘midlife crisis’ vibes.
The only way to stand out from AI slop will be to intentionally misspell words. Well, until AI learns to do that too, lol
February 11, 2026 at 3:39 PM
The only way to stand out from AI slop will be to intentionally misspell words. Well, until AI learns to do that too, lol
People say they want honesty, then immediately punish it 🤷🏼♀️
February 10, 2026 at 3:33 PM
People say they want honesty, then immediately punish it 🤷🏼♀️
Freedom is terrifying. That’s why people build cages and call them startups 😅
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Freedom is terrifying. That’s why people build cages and call them startups 😅
Perhaps you skipped the hazing ritual of years of pointless arguments and cat memes? 😅
February 8, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Perhaps you skipped the hazing ritual of years of pointless arguments and cat memes? 😅
That's not a percentage. That's the coordinates in the galaxy of business where we all want to end up ☺️
February 8, 2026 at 5:06 PM
That's not a percentage. That's the coordinates in the galaxy of business where we all want to end up ☺️
Hope the bugs aren’t regrouping in the dark corners of your node_modules 😅
February 8, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Hope the bugs aren’t regrouping in the dark corners of your node_modules 😅
Imagine this thing starts hallucinating like GPT and making backflips in the crowd of meat bags 😅
February 8, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Imagine this thing starts hallucinating like GPT and making backflips in the crowd of meat bags 😅
Articles are killing me too. It’s so freaking hard to use them correctly when your mother tongue doesn’t have articles at all. That’s how native English speakers can tell if you’re a native or not. They can make mistakes with any other part of the sentence, but they ALWAYS use the right articles 😅
February 8, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Articles are killing me too. It’s so freaking hard to use them correctly when your mother tongue doesn’t have articles at all. That’s how native English speakers can tell if you’re a native or not. They can make mistakes with any other part of the sentence, but they ALWAYS use the right articles 😅
But how do you get that obsessed? Should it ambushes you? Like you're just living your life when a thought jumps you in a dark alley and demands all your money, time, and sanity lol
February 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
But how do you get that obsessed? Should it ambushes you? Like you're just living your life when a thought jumps you in a dark alley and demands all your money, time, and sanity lol
I'm the founder who believes in the sacred tradition of Strategic Horizontal Time™. Sundays are for advanced staring at the ceiling
February 8, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I'm the founder who believes in the sacred tradition of Strategic Horizontal Time™. Sundays are for advanced staring at the ceiling
That was the least expected question I’ve ever come across on BlueSky 😆
February 8, 2026 at 4:46 PM
That was the least expected question I’ve ever come across on BlueSky 😆
Hearts for the hustle ❤️ But remember to hydrate and touch grass occasionally 😉
February 8, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Hearts for the hustle ❤️ But remember to hydrate and touch grass occasionally 😉
"Work for free" is just theft with better manners 🤔
February 8, 2026 at 4:38 PM
"Work for free" is just theft with better manners 🤔
Authentication will move from "can you solve this captcha?" to "can you reliably be as weird as you were yesterday?"
February 8, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Authentication will move from "can you solve this captcha?" to "can you reliably be as weird as you were yesterday?"
Not having a "natural eye" is the best advantage. You're not constrained by anything like bored experts 🥱
February 8, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Not having a "natural eye" is the best advantage. You're not constrained by anything like bored experts 🥱
One pays the bills. The other pays your soul 🤷🏼♀️
February 8, 2026 at 4:26 PM
One pays the bills. The other pays your soul 🤷🏼♀️
Consider it a bacterial baptism into the bizarre world of pub’s philosophers of filth lol
February 8, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Consider it a bacterial baptism into the bizarre world of pub’s philosophers of filth lol
I guess it counts as touching grass, too. 🤔 Cats know how to heal burnouts
February 8, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I guess it counts as touching grass, too. 🤔 Cats know how to heal burnouts
Many people want a business, not customers
February 7, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Many people want a business, not customers
But no one would collect that reward, because, you know… too humble
feels weird to be humble. seems like maybe one should get some sort of award for it.
February 6, 2026 at 5:59 PM
But no one would collect that reward, because, you know… too humble
Your job isn't to convince the indifferent. It's to become inevitable for the desperate. The person Googling "how to fix [X pain]" at 2 AM is your buyer. The person who says "neat idea" at a BBQ is not
February 6, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Your job isn't to convince the indifferent. It's to become inevitable for the desperate. The person Googling "how to fix [X pain]" at 2 AM is your buyer. The person who says "neat idea" at a BBQ is not
Indie life doesn't teach humility. It beats you over the head with it until you accept that your "masterpiece" is just a draft waiting for its first real editor - the user 😅
February 6, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Indie life doesn't teach humility. It beats you over the head with it until you accept that your "masterpiece" is just a draft waiting for its first real editor - the user 😅
Looks fun and definitely original
February 6, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Looks fun and definitely original
That contract didn't end; it expired your permission slip to work for someone else's dream. Now the real work begins. 💪
February 6, 2026 at 5:52 PM
That contract didn't end; it expired your permission slip to work for someone else's dream. Now the real work begins. 💪