Chris Hilling
@cityonahilling.bsky.social
Follower of Jesus. Watcher of sports. Facepalmer at modern US politics.
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"Jesus never rebukes, criticizes, or corrects Thomas for his doubt. There are no dumb questions with Jesus."- Herb Reavis on John 14:4-7
November 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
"Jesus never rebukes, criticizes, or corrects Thomas for his doubt. There are no dumb questions with Jesus."- Herb Reavis on John 14:4-7
Trevor Lawrence is the orange cat of QBs. He has a great personality and is capable of good things, but sometimes his one brain cell leads him to chaos and dumb decisions.
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Trevor Lawrence is the orange cat of QBs. He has a great personality and is capable of good things, but sometimes his one brain cell leads him to chaos and dumb decisions.
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you all the titles you want.
Good job Dodgers. You have a dynasty. But don't think for a second that you actually earned any bit of your success.
Good job Dodgers. You have a dynasty. But don't think for a second that you actually earned any bit of your success.
November 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you all the titles you want.
Good job Dodgers. You have a dynasty. But don't think for a second that you actually earned any bit of your success.
Good job Dodgers. You have a dynasty. But don't think for a second that you actually earned any bit of your success.
I'm about to eat 95 Reese's or whatever Martin Luther said.
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I'm about to eat 95 Reese's or whatever Martin Luther said.
Arby's is serving people squirrel ankles and calling them steak nuggets.
November 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Arby's is serving people squirrel ankles and calling them steak nuggets.
I just witnessed a child nearly murder his brother to get Milk Duds.
If you're gonna throw down over candy, at least make it something worth fighting for like Reese's Pumpkins.
If you're gonna throw down over candy, at least make it something worth fighting for like Reese's Pumpkins.
October 31, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I just witnessed a child nearly murder his brother to get Milk Duds.
If you're gonna throw down over candy, at least make it something worth fighting for like Reese's Pumpkins.
If you're gonna throw down over candy, at least make it something worth fighting for like Reese's Pumpkins.
Aaron Rodgers, much to his and RFK Jr's disapproval, has taken a lot of shots tonight.
October 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Aaron Rodgers, much to his and RFK Jr's disapproval, has taken a lot of shots tonight.
The Vikings might need to call Kirk Cousins, Kirk Franklin, or Captain Kirk to play quarterback. Carson Wentz ain't it.
October 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The Vikings might need to call Kirk Cousins, Kirk Franklin, or Captain Kirk to play quarterback. Carson Wentz ain't it.
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50s: the Nazis were evil
60s: the Nazis were buffoons
70s: the Nazis had provocative symbolism
80s: the Nazis were a warmup for the Commies
90s: anyone you dislike is a Nazi
00s: the Nazis are a good subject for "ironic" jokes
10s: the Nazis are a good subject for less-ironic jokes
20s: uh-oh
60s: the Nazis were buffoons
70s: the Nazis had provocative symbolism
80s: the Nazis were a warmup for the Commies
90s: anyone you dislike is a Nazi
00s: the Nazis are a good subject for "ironic" jokes
10s: the Nazis are a good subject for less-ironic jokes
20s: uh-oh
October 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
50s: the Nazis were evil
60s: the Nazis were buffoons
70s: the Nazis had provocative symbolism
80s: the Nazis were a warmup for the Commies
90s: anyone you dislike is a Nazi
00s: the Nazis are a good subject for "ironic" jokes
10s: the Nazis are a good subject for less-ironic jokes
20s: uh-oh
60s: the Nazis were buffoons
70s: the Nazis had provocative symbolism
80s: the Nazis were a warmup for the Commies
90s: anyone you dislike is a Nazi
00s: the Nazis are a good subject for "ironic" jokes
10s: the Nazis are a good subject for less-ironic jokes
20s: uh-oh
The Orlando Magic season tips off tonight! If Paolo and Franz take the next step and Desmond Bane helps the three point shooting, we can make noise in a weakened East.
Beat the Heat and play the song, Orlando!
Beat the Heat and play the song, Orlando!
October 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The Orlando Magic season tips off tonight! If Paolo and Franz take the next step and Desmond Bane helps the three point shooting, we can make noise in a weakened East.
Beat the Heat and play the song, Orlando!
Beat the Heat and play the song, Orlando!
As much of a wet dog turd as this game has been, the Jags have a winning record headed into the bye week with the tough part of their schedule in the rearview.
I'm gonna take solace in that and enjoy the rest of my Sunday.
Learn from today and fix stuff in the bye.
I'm gonna take solace in that and enjoy the rest of my Sunday.
Learn from today and fix stuff in the bye.
October 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
As much of a wet dog turd as this game has been, the Jags have a winning record headed into the bye week with the tough part of their schedule in the rearview.
I'm gonna take solace in that and enjoy the rest of my Sunday.
Learn from today and fix stuff in the bye.
I'm gonna take solace in that and enjoy the rest of my Sunday.
Learn from today and fix stuff in the bye.
Carson Beck scanning the field:
a hammerhead shark swimming in the ocean with a national geographic logo behind it
ALT: a hammerhead shark swimming in the ocean with a national geographic logo behind it
media.tenor.com
October 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Carson Beck scanning the field:
That was a dope two-point play.
October 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
That was a dope two-point play.
OH NO LOUISVILLE WHAT IS YOU DOING
October 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
OH NO LOUISVILLE WHAT IS YOU DOING
Carson Beck is buns.
October 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Carson Beck is buns.
Who the heck was Carson Beck throwing that to?!
October 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Who the heck was Carson Beck throwing that to?!
Cam Skattebo is what happens when the Cocaine Bear gets a football career.
October 10, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Cam Skattebo is what happens when the Cocaine Bear gets a football career.
It's almost time for #BreachTour! Can't wait to see them one last time before their hiatus.
#TwentyOnePilots #Charlotte
#TwentyOnePilots #Charlotte
October 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It's almost time for #BreachTour! Can't wait to see them one last time before their hiatus.
#TwentyOnePilots #Charlotte
#TwentyOnePilots #Charlotte
In Charlotte for a concert with my wife.
I was tempted to pour one out for @jamesdator.bsky.social and the Panthers while driving past Bank of America Stadium.
I was tempted to pour one out for @jamesdator.bsky.social and the Panthers while driving past Bank of America Stadium.
October 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
In Charlotte for a concert with my wife.
I was tempted to pour one out for @jamesdator.bsky.social and the Panthers while driving past Bank of America Stadium.
I was tempted to pour one out for @jamesdator.bsky.social and the Panthers while driving past Bank of America Stadium.
Jags fans, we get to enjoy a Victory Tuesday for the first time since 2011!
I might mess around, trip and fall, and stumble into success in honor of my QB today.
I might mess around, trip and fall, and stumble into success in honor of my QB today.
October 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Jags fans, we get to enjoy a Victory Tuesday for the first time since 2011!
I might mess around, trip and fall, and stumble into success in honor of my QB today.
I might mess around, trip and fall, and stumble into success in honor of my QB today.
You know the Jags got a big win when everyone at the Jacksonville Wal-Mart is in a GOOD mood.
October 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
You know the Jags got a big win when everyone at the Jacksonville Wal-Mart is in a GOOD mood.
As a Christian, it's crazy to me that Trump can say "I hate my opponents" (which is a DIRECT CONTRADICTION OF THE WORDS OF JESUS) and people who claim to follow Christ will still vigorously defend him.
This should be a layup and MAGA has caused people to miss it.
This should be a layup and MAGA has caused people to miss it.
September 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
As a Christian, it's crazy to me that Trump can say "I hate my opponents" (which is a DIRECT CONTRADICTION OF THE WORDS OF JESUS) and people who claim to follow Christ will still vigorously defend him.
This should be a layup and MAGA has caused people to miss it.
This should be a layup and MAGA has caused people to miss it.
Marked safe from Rapture discourse. Not to mention that, regardless of your end times views, NO ONE knows the day or the hour when Jesus will return.
September 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Marked safe from Rapture discourse. Not to mention that, regardless of your end times views, NO ONE knows the day or the hour when Jesus will return.
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Olamide Zaccheaus went for the jumping celebration with DJ Moore who didn't see him 😭🤣
September 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Olamide Zaccheaus went for the jumping celebration with DJ Moore who didn't see him 😭🤣
Dabo and Gundy better update their Indeed profiles.
September 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Dabo and Gundy better update their Indeed profiles.