Citizen Gorgeous
@citizengorgeous.bsky.social
Thin, single and neat
Should I get drastic facial reconstructive cosmetic surgery?
December 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Should I get drastic facial reconstructive cosmetic surgery?
Hearing about how someone is such a nice person 😃😃😃🔫🔫🔫
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Hearing about how someone is such a nice person 😃😃😃🔫🔫🔫
Is 40 too old to become an Olympic sprinter (200m) ?
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Is 40 too old to become an Olympic sprinter (200m) ?
Putting my runs on a spreadsheet/writing my will
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Putting my runs on a spreadsheet/writing my will
crazy how utterly wretched november has been lol
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
crazy how utterly wretched november has been lol
Absolutely unreal how many times I’m able to complete part of the NYT crossword because of something I learned from the Simpsons
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Absolutely unreal how many times I’m able to complete part of the NYT crossword because of something I learned from the Simpsons
I am going to buy $50 of scratch offs and do them on Christmas Day
November 23, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I am going to buy $50 of scratch offs and do them on Christmas Day
Should I get radical facial surgery?
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Should I get radical facial surgery?
So I’ve learned a really cool side effect of not smoking weed: not being able to relax, ever! 😃
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 AM
So I’ve learned a really cool side effect of not smoking weed: not being able to relax, ever! 😃
22 years old and this song still clears most (not all!) pop songs today.
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
22 years old and this song still clears most (not all!) pop songs today.
Going for a run and then immediately huffing a cig >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Going for a run and then immediately huffing a cig >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
The way all the GO train commuters just leave the office at 4:30 now is… something
November 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The way all the GO train commuters just leave the office at 4:30 now is… something
Crazy that Friday the 13th landed on the 14th this month
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Crazy that Friday the 13th landed on the 14th this month
I would absolutely get a gold tooth if I needed one.
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I would absolutely get a gold tooth if I needed one.
Have they considered making a tv show about something nice
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Have they considered making a tv show about something nice
Genuinely excited to see Mutya as a judge on UK drag race this week!
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Genuinely excited to see Mutya as a judge on UK drag race this week!
Should I do something….. drastic
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Should I do something….. drastic
Upon this rewatch, I’d say Breaking Bad starts to go bad somewhere around season 2 episode 1.
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Upon this rewatch, I’d say Breaking Bad starts to go bad somewhere around season 2 episode 1.
Why is every jacket one thousand dollars now
November 2, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Why is every jacket one thousand dollars now
Taking LSD and divorcing my beautiful wife.
October 23, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Taking LSD and divorcing my beautiful wife.
Couldn’t imagine even feigning interest in a second Wicked movie.
September 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Couldn’t imagine even feigning interest in a second Wicked movie.
Everyone shut up, shut up everyone - project runway is on
September 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Everyone shut up, shut up everyone - project runway is on
I’m just relieved that Friday the 13th is on a Saturday this time 🥲
September 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I’m just relieved that Friday the 13th is on a Saturday this time 🥲