CitCarp Presents:
@citcarpfromcitcarp.bsky.social
Read my Alt texts
Dude… am I real..???
Notably flip-flops from seriousness to irony
Dude… am I real..???
Notably flip-flops from seriousness to irony
Pinned
I call myself CitCarp as I am both fishy and citrus
I’ll yap most times and post art when I’m bored but I’m doing this mostly because of that guy from the website next door being unable to run a platform so now I’m here. Praying it gets better 🙏
I’ll yap most times and post art when I’m bored but I’m doing this mostly because of that guy from the website next door being unable to run a platform so now I’m here. Praying it gets better 🙏
I’m the worst there is at what I do. And what I do isn’t very easy at all actually
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I’m the worst there is at what I do. And what I do isn’t very easy at all actually
When you in a “draw like shit on purpose and actually make it worse than shit by accident” challenge and your opponent is @citcarpfromcitcarp.bsky.social
November 6, 2025 at 5:06 AM
When you in a “draw like shit on purpose and actually make it worse than shit by accident” challenge and your opponent is @citcarpfromcitcarp.bsky.social
I smoke 2 posts a day
May 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I smoke 2 posts a day
I changed my mind
May 21, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I changed my mind
Playing the Arkham games on switch is both the best and worst thing ever
On one hand it’s really cool to have the games on portable systems and all the dlc on the get go
On the other hand Arkham Knight runs like ASS and there’s no Origins and the performance for PS3 GAMES are kinda weak
On one hand it’s really cool to have the games on portable systems and all the dlc on the get go
On the other hand Arkham Knight runs like ASS and there’s no Origins and the performance for PS3 GAMES are kinda weak
a picture of a woman sitting on a bed with the words batman jumpscare above her
Alt: Batman Jumpscare from Arkham Knight
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May 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Playing the Arkham games on switch is both the best and worst thing ever
On one hand it’s really cool to have the games on portable systems and all the dlc on the get go
On the other hand Arkham Knight runs like ASS and there’s no Origins and the performance for PS3 GAMES are kinda weak
On one hand it’s really cool to have the games on portable systems and all the dlc on the get go
On the other hand Arkham Knight runs like ASS and there’s no Origins and the performance for PS3 GAMES are kinda weak
Anti-Elon protest 🥹
March 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Anti-Elon protest 🥹
What’s funny about this list is that there are THREE DAVIDS
There’s too many Davids in power someone needs to do something
There’s too many Davids in power someone needs to do something
March 24, 2025 at 12:24 AM
What’s funny about this list is that there are THREE DAVIDS
There’s too many Davids in power someone needs to do something
There’s too many Davids in power someone needs to do something
Actually April fools everyone this entire time I was a DITTO that’s right you weren’t talking to a human being behind this screen NO I am a gooey Pokémon I shapeshift and do shapeshifter things that’s what I do because I am ditto
a purple cartoon character with a smiling face is standing in a field .
Alt: Ditto breaks it down
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March 20, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Actually April fools everyone this entire time I was a DITTO that’s right you weren’t talking to a human being behind this screen NO I am a gooey Pokémon I shapeshift and do shapeshifter things that’s what I do because I am ditto
Anybody who uses Cyrus in Pokémon trading card game mobile should be banned from playing video games imo
March 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Anybody who uses Cyrus in Pokémon trading card game mobile should be banned from playing video games imo
Now that you can upload videos over a minute here’s Sonic Boom edited over Cha La Head Cha La
#dragonball #soniccd
#dragonball #soniccd
March 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Now that you can upload videos over a minute here’s Sonic Boom edited over Cha La Head Cha La
#dragonball #soniccd
#dragonball #soniccd
I want like one day off from seeing Sonic stuff. I kind of thought today would be the day but I think I’ve been seeing more hedgehogs and other Sonic dudes
I want to see Mario god damn it
I want to see Mario god damn it
a cartoon of mario and sonic saying happy new year
Alt: Happy New Year from Mario and Sonic
On March 10th 2025
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March 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I want like one day off from seeing Sonic stuff. I kind of thought today would be the day but I think I’ve been seeing more hedgehogs and other Sonic dudes
I want to see Mario god damn it
I want to see Mario god damn it
Close enough
I will be seated for the Spiderman and Batman crossover movie and The Punisher🔥🔥🔥🔥
I will be seated for the Spiderman and Batman crossover movie and The Punisher🔥🔥🔥🔥
March 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Close enough
I will be seated for the Spiderman and Batman crossover movie and The Punisher🔥🔥🔥🔥
I will be seated for the Spiderman and Batman crossover movie and The Punisher🔥🔥🔥🔥
Hey doesssssssss anyone have this shaymin
March 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Hey doesssssssss anyone have this shaymin
the oscars
send skeet
send skeet
March 3, 2025 at 5:32 AM
the oscars
send skeet
send skeet
Shame upon you and your entire family line
a couple of cartoon characters standing on a sidewalk with a car in the background .
Alt: Mega Lopunny kicks a Mega Sableye causing his big gem to fall on top of him while she just laughs at the poor guy. That’s mean
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March 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Shame upon you and your entire family line
Are we sure that we should let this guy run an entire platform and car company and a FEDERAL AGENCY
February 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Are we sure that we should let this guy run an entire platform and car company and a FEDERAL AGENCY
Before Pokémon day ends in California I wanna say Lucario is the Lucario Lucario of All Lucario even Lucario I like Lucario and Lucario but Lucario Lucario Lucario even if Lucario Lucario arcanine Lucario and Lucario has better Lucario and Lucario has Lucario
a pokemon with a watch on its wrist is laying on the grass
Alt: I mean fuck I like Lucario I like Lucario I like Lucario I like Lucario and Lucario and Lucario I like Lucario type shit catch him I probably would
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February 28, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Before Pokémon day ends in California I wanna say Lucario is the Lucario Lucario of All Lucario even Lucario I like Lucario and Lucario but Lucario Lucario Lucario even if Lucario Lucario arcanine Lucario and Lucario has better Lucario and Lucario has Lucario
Ryan Gosling starring in a franchise installment that just so happened to have Harrison Ford show up in it
If I had a nickel for every time this happened
If I had a nickel for every time this happened
February 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Ryan Gosling starring in a franchise installment that just so happened to have Harrison Ford show up in it
If I had a nickel for every time this happened
If I had a nickel for every time this happened
The prophecy is true
February 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The prophecy is true
Sometimes I think about how Twitter was and some of the funny things that happened on there but I eventually snap back into reality and realize it was always ass
February 24, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Sometimes I think about how Twitter was and some of the funny things that happened on there but I eventually snap back into reality and realize it was always ass
Now I haven’t disclosed this fully but I have this OC that I want to take places but I’m not sure I’ve got all the details at their best so. Everyone say hi to Ori the Rabbit, shes technically an alien but it’s a race of rabbit people.
February 21, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Now I haven’t disclosed this fully but I have this OC that I want to take places but I’m not sure I’ve got all the details at their best so. Everyone say hi to Ori the Rabbit, shes technically an alien but it’s a race of rabbit people.
Fanart for @afelagifighter.bsky.social Techno guy
February 21, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Fanart for @afelagifighter.bsky.social Techno guy
Everywhere I go, it reminds me of HER…
February 8, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Everywhere I go, it reminds me of HER…
THE SSJ2/SSJ3 INT GOKU WITH THE STANDBY SKILL
January 31, 2025 at 11:38 PM
THE SSJ2/SSJ3 INT GOKU WITH THE STANDBY SKILL
To anyone who has Sonic Generations I have a challenge for you
BEAT MY SCORE ON THE PINBALL LEVEL
#sonicthehedgehog #sonicgenerations #sonicxshadowgenerations #pinball
BEAT MY SCORE ON THE PINBALL LEVEL
#sonicthehedgehog #sonicgenerations #sonicxshadowgenerations #pinball
January 16, 2025 at 6:24 AM
To anyone who has Sonic Generations I have a challenge for you
BEAT MY SCORE ON THE PINBALL LEVEL
#sonicthehedgehog #sonicgenerations #sonicxshadowgenerations #pinball
BEAT MY SCORE ON THE PINBALL LEVEL
#sonicthehedgehog #sonicgenerations #sonicxshadowgenerations #pinball