Cissypants
@cissypants.bsky.social
SFL | powerlifter | techie | rabble-rouser | cozy gamer| mystery lover | wannabe gardner | single dog (and bunny) lady
Thanksgiving is a weird holiday.
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Thanksgiving is a weird holiday.
I just made myself a brown sugar and vanilla oatmilk protein iced coffee thing that should have been a disaster but came out delicious.
November 26, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I just made myself a brown sugar and vanilla oatmilk protein iced coffee thing that should have been a disaster but came out delicious.
Finally decided on a pork tenderloin for Thanksgiving. Store wasn’t even too busy.
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Finally decided on a pork tenderloin for Thanksgiving. Store wasn’t even too busy.
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BREAKING: Four more arrests have been made in connection with the Louvre jewel heist, Paris prosecutor reports.
Paris prosecutor reports 4 more arrests in connection with Louvre jewel heist
The Paris prosecutor is reporting four more arrests in connection with the jewel heist at the Louvre Museum in October.
bit.ly
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
BREAKING: Four more arrests have been made in connection with the Louvre jewel heist, Paris prosecutor reports.
Seriously what the fuck?
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Seriously what the fuck?
Yes, yes. Everything sucks but…look at my cute cucumber!
November 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Yes, yes. Everything sucks but…look at my cute cucumber!
What would happen if I just went to bed with a book at 5:30?
November 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
What would happen if I just went to bed with a book at 5:30?
My Greenstalks are going crazy. What’s growing? Cucumbers, patty pan squash, broccoli, carrots, tomatoes, eggplant, okra and probably a few other things I’m forgetting. #greenstalk
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
My Greenstalks are going crazy. What’s growing? Cucumbers, patty pan squash, broccoli, carrots, tomatoes, eggplant, okra and probably a few other things I’m forgetting. #greenstalk
I had a dream I was in the middle of a zombie apocalypse but everyone kept commenting on how cute my little Adidas jogging suit was. Is this a sign to buy an adidas jogging suit?
November 23, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I had a dream I was in the middle of a zombie apocalypse but everyone kept commenting on how cute my little Adidas jogging suit was. Is this a sign to buy an adidas jogging suit?
No.
Tech companies are racing to put AI in our glasses, bracelets, rings, and more. In The Atlantic Daily, @willgottsegen.com explores the complicated reality of physical AI:
The Last Device You’ll Ever Need
Tech companies are racing to give AI a physical shape.
bit.ly
November 23, 2025 at 12:15 PM
No.
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me waking up and opening this app
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
me waking up and opening this app
I seriously cannot do anymore interviews.
November 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I seriously cannot do anymore interviews.
This is WILD!
Gavin and Tanner, planned and trained for nearly a year, legal documents say, in an elaborate attempt to invade a Haitian island, kill its Black men, enslave its Black women and Black children and fulfill their "rape fantasies."
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
NTX men planned to murder men, enslave women on foreign island: Indictment
Two North Texas men have been indicted for an alleged scheme to sail to a foreign island, murder all the men, and enslave the women and children.
www.fox4news.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:20 PM
This is WILD!
She looks so cute in her court outfit.
Megan Thee Stallion walks into the federal courthouse in Miami this morning for day four of trial in her defamation lawsuit against online commentator Milagro Gramz.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
She looks so cute in her court outfit.
I am so damn close to landing my first client.
November 20, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I am so damn close to landing my first client.
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I'm editing an anthology about unlikable characters and seeking work from younger writers, 15-21. If you know of one such writer who might want to submit their work for consideration, please share this call for submissions: audacity.substack.com/p/acquired-t...
Acquired Tastes: A Call for Submissions
For younger writers, ages 15-21
audacity.substack.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I'm editing an anthology about unlikable characters and seeking work from younger writers, 15-21. If you know of one such writer who might want to submit their work for consideration, please share this call for submissions: audacity.substack.com/p/acquired-t...
I would have wrapped this case in an hour. HE DID IT!!!!
Singer D4vd considered suspect in investigation of teen found dead in his Tesla: Sources
Celeste Rivas Hernandez was reported missing last year, investigators confirmed to ABC News.
abcnews.go.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I would have wrapped this case in an hour. HE DID IT!!!!
I have no idea what anyone is talking about and feel it would be better if I go frolic in my garden.
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I have no idea what anyone is talking about and feel it would be better if I go frolic in my garden.
I’d care about this if I had a job.
Internet infrastructure provider Cloudflare says it is deploying a fix for an issue that caused global outages for ChatGPT, social media platform X, and transit infrastructure.
Cloudflare outage disrupts ChatGPT, X, other internet services
Internet infrastructure provider Cloudflare says it is deploying a fix for an issue that caused global outages for ChatGPT, social media platform X, League of Legends and other prominent internet serv...
apnews.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I’d care about this if I had a job.
I have such a bad headache. I can hardly keep my head up.
November 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I have such a bad headache. I can hardly keep my head up.
Fuck no.
What is thought to be the world’s largest-known spider’s web, housing tens of thousands of arachnids, has been discovered in a cave on the Albanian-Greek border.
Arachnid super-web reveals the surprising 'constant party' life of cohabiting spiders
What is thought to be the world’s largest-known spider's web, housing tens of thousands of arachnids, has been discovered in a cave on the Albanian-Greek border.
bit.ly
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Fuck no.
Let’s gooooooooo!!!!
November 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Let’s gooooooooo!!!!
Also…look at my cute little patty pan squash trying to grow before the bugs eat him:
November 15, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Also…look at my cute little patty pan squash trying to grow before the bugs eat him:
Things are out of control. I thought these tomatoes were a container variety. They are not.
November 15, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Things are out of control. I thought these tomatoes were a container variety. They are not.