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Science has officially gone too far… or not far enough? Introducing the Ostrifloon: part ostrich, part mammoth, part aquatic courier.
#ostrich #mammoth #humor
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Genetics Start-Up Unveils ‘Ostrifloon,’ a Fur-Covered, Amphibious Mystery Creature - Circulating Quickly
The world was stunned when biotech company Colossal announced it had successfully created a woolly mouse—a genetically modified rodent sporting thick, shaggy fur reminiscent of a prehistoric mammoth. ...
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March 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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From tiny yoga mats to organic microgreens, Bug Bliss Ranch is setting a new standard for humane insect farming. Taste the difference.
#insects #bugs #humor
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Luxury Bug Ranch Promises 'Humanely Raised' Insects for the Ethical Consumer - Circulating Quickly
Bug Bliss Ranch raises free-range, humanely treated insects with luxury diets and recreation—because even crickets deserve a happy life (before snack time)
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February 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Preston Winthrop-Smythe hired Bartholomew Scribble, a man whose resume boasted 'Burger King, one shift.' A LinkedIn Influencer’s take on leadership gems hiding in plain sight.
#career #influencer #linkedin #humor
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I Hired Bartholomew "Bart" Scribble - And You Should Too - Circulating Quickly
How I, Preston Winthrop-Smythe, uncovered raw brilliance in the unconventional Bartholomew Scribble. A bold hiring choice you'll admire.
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January 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #5,279,462!
Such an honor!
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #5,279,462, Circulating Quickly ‪@circulatingquickly.bsky.social‬, joined on Apr 5, 2024"
September 25, 2024 at 3:01 PM
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Ever partied with a billion cicadas? Grubville's ready to turn up the volume! 🥳
#cicada #cicada2024 #cicadageddon #humor
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Cicada Invasion 2024: Grubville, TN Prepares for the Buzz of the Century - Circulating Quickly
Grubville, TN gears up for a historic cicada invasion with gourmet treats, noise-busting gear, and quirky town festivities!
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April 18, 2024 at 8:34 PM
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At QuantumQuirk Labs, the solar eclipse eclipsed all work - a day of cosmic leisure, communal donut feasting, and not-so-stellar productivity.
#humor #solareclipse
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The Day the Lights Went Out at QuantumQuirk Labs: An Eclipse Story - Circulating Quickly
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April 9, 2024 at 1:52 AM
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Barry Dullman: Proving you can aspire to influence, even if your followers are mostly your mom and spam accounts.
#picoinfluencer #humor
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April 5, 2024 at 6:22 PM