The big beautiful bill is passed by the Senate, my mother, "I don't want to become a citizen of Spain-they kill bulls." I reply, "and we kill people."

I've lost so much blood in this last months-long period, I'm pretty sure I could Gone Girl both my mom and my roommate

@governor.ca.gov you're doing an amazing job standing up to a tyrant! Keep it up!

Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt:"this is the most accessible and transparent administration in history."
Don't worry! I corrected it: "this is the most inaccessible* and transparently* CORRUPT administration in (American) history."

A haiku:
Toddler side-eyes Trump,
"I want you to shush your mouth,"
Wipes booger on desk.

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Wow! That's so weird! Is anyone else reading "let them eat cake?"

Swiper no swiping! Musk no mugging!

Musk the Mugger.

Musk is mugging you right now.