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August 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Oh hey.

Some stuff in the works. Hopefully I can stay live here. We shall see.
August 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
My new favorite response to MAGA with a ✝️ in their name or bio:
"I'll pray for you."
February 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
PSA - In a capitalist society:
Being sober is a form of protest.
Being childless is a form of protest.
Being empathetic is a form of protest.
Being critical of information put out by private corporations that call themselves news outlets is a form of protest.
February 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
BlueSky has become my fridge where I pin all my favorite MAGA burns I've come up with.
February 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I believe in the Christian rapture, I'm pro-rapture. Because after they're gone, I feel like we'll finally be able to get some shit done around here.
February 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I enjoyed this photo shoot. This client doesn't like these photos. So I'm posting them here. Because I like them.
February 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
A feed cleanse for you. Here's my perfect murder princess, Radnor AKA Kitten enjoying TF out of a sunbeam.
January 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
The existence of immigrants in this country is not why you're poor. It's because the people who control everything are keeping you poor while taking more for themselves, while feeding you the idea that your fellow man is your enemy so we keep fighting amongst ourselves instead of fighting back.
January 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I guess call me a sinner, because I'm feeling pretty empathetic for the people who depend on WIC and Snap for food right now.
January 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Kevin Bacon is grumpy with me today. He doesn't want to have to move again, but I guess here we are. Send positive thoughts for Kev this week. Moving is stressful.
January 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I am sober 16 months now. I work in the alcohol industry. And that is why I am sober. I can't say more than that for now, but trust me when I say I will one day. I applaud everyone who is sticking to Dry January and beyond.
January 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Feeling stormy.

#watercolor #painting #art
January 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Something they don't tell you about losing a loved one:

Some nicknames, you earn in life, some you're born with and given by family out of family love. What they don't warn you about is how it feels to realize after a loved one passes that no one will ever call you by their nickname for you again.
January 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Gavin Newsom looking hott as hell surprising Trump as the big man baby arrived in California to throw paper towels at us or some sht.
January 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
The argument over whether or not Elon did a Nazi salute is a red herring. Regardless of his intention, without a blatant and loud response from him and government that that is not okay, it bolsters Nazis and supporters. Period.
January 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I suppose it's worth announcing... I've started writing my memoir. Finally. Long overdue. This past year rattled my brain against my skull enough to shake some things loose and scare me into making sure I hold onto what's left of my memories. I'm excited to share my stories. I have some good ones.
January 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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It’s snowing in Florida, but you don’t think climate change is real?🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
January 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The Bishop outed the fake Christians faster than any of us ever have or could. Y'all showed your true colors so fast.
January 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Everyone: Can we get some healthcare?
Everyone: Can we get help with affording rent and prescriptions?
Everyone: Can we get help with the rising cost of groceries?
Trmp: I will rename the Gulf of Mexico for you.
Everyone: But we didn't ask for...
Trmp: And Mt. Denali is Mt. McKinley now.
January 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Sure, the Meta algorithm isn't throttling our political posts. Oh wait. Let's see.

52 reposts. And only 3.7k views. When I have 11.5k followers.
For comparison, a non-political post got the same amount of views with 0 reposts. So you can do the math... Something isn't adding up.

#meta #politics
January 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Proud to be a Californian.
January 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Tonight's paintings.

My grandpa passed yesterday. His wife, my grandma originally got me into painting. She passed in 2015. Now they're both gone. They were two of the last people to see me and love me conditionally.

The world feels dark.

#painting #watercolor
January 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
If it comes down to having to choose between the US and California, I choose the bear.
January 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Tonight's painting. I enjoy painting with a palette knife. The first few minutes while the paper is wet, I panic, because it seems like all the wrong color is going all the wrong places, and it'll never be anything.
1/2

#watercolor #painting #art
January 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM