Boss: Tell me about your skills
Me: I can derail any conversation by instantly changing the topic to The Lord of the Rings
Boss: I'll be honest, that sounds pretty useless
Me: The deeds will not be less valiant because they are unpraised
Boss: Tell me about your skills
Me: I can derail any conversation by instantly changing the topic to The Lord of the Rings
Boss: I'll be honest, that sounds pretty useless
Me: The deeds will not be less valiant because they are unpraised
Stepped in so far that, should I post no more,
Returning were as tedious as go o’er
7. “To even, or can’t even, that is the question”
6. “All that glisters is not goals”
5. “Out, dammed Spotify!”
4. “As You, like, Like It”
3. “Romeo, Romeo, WTF Romeo?!”
2. “Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your earbuds”
1. “Alas, poor Yorick. He got ratio'd”
Stepped in so far that, should I post no more,
Returning were as tedious as go o’er