ChutneyDave
@chutneydave.bsky.social
Racing, reading, maths, Trackside, Sporting Life, Geegeez. Dreadful at Gran Turismo. You'll find me at Southwell, probably.
Vicki's off to The Curragh for Trackside this weekend - live paddock coverage for both Saturday and Sunday! Get in touch if you'd like the feed!
May 23, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Vicki's off to The Curragh for Trackside this weekend - live paddock coverage for both Saturday and Sunday! Get in touch if you'd like the feed!
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I’ve published two new videos this week, one with @trendhorses.bsky.social & one with @chutneydave.bsky.social two shrewd horseracing judges. If you enjoy our stuff please share, comment or like.
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It Worked In The 80's? #5 Penalised Winners
Andrew Mount discusses opposing winning horses that are running again under a penalty.
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May 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I’ve published two new videos this week, one with @trendhorses.bsky.social & one with @chutneydave.bsky.social two shrewd horseracing judges. If you enjoy our stuff please share, comment or like.
www.simonnott.co.uk/blog-racing/...
www.simonnott.co.uk/blog-racing/...
www.simonnott.co.uk/blog-racing/...
www.simonnott.co.uk/blog-racing/...
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Simon Nott Zooms-In episode 14 with Trackside and @sportingliferacing.bsky.social
‘Chutney’ Dave Massey talking betting and the importance of how horses look in the paddock www.simonnott.co.uk/blog-racing/...
‘Chutney’ Dave Massey talking betting and the importance of how horses look in the paddock www.simonnott.co.uk/blog-racing/...
Simon Nott Zooms-In #15 Trackside and Sporting Life's 'Chutney' Dave Massey.
Simon Nott Zooms-In #14 talking to Trackside and The Sporting Life's 'Chutney' Dave Massey
about betting and Trackside, live info from the paddock.
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May 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Simon Nott Zooms-In episode 14 with Trackside and @sportingliferacing.bsky.social
‘Chutney’ Dave Massey talking betting and the importance of how horses look in the paddock www.simonnott.co.uk/blog-racing/...
‘Chutney’ Dave Massey talking betting and the importance of how horses look in the paddock www.simonnott.co.uk/blog-racing/...
Aintree-bound at two. Miss the worst of the traffic, hopefully. Very much looking forward to seeing Battle Born Lad on Friday, have a feeling he could be a proper tool next year, lovely sort
April 2, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Aintree-bound at two. Miss the worst of the traffic, hopefully. Very much looking forward to seeing Battle Born Lad on Friday, have a feeling he could be a proper tool next year, lovely sort
Lovely quiet week this week, might do a bit of Rasen Wednesday if we get a few runners, then off to Warwick Thursday, and what's this? - a Flat fixture at Doncaster? Who sneaked that in there for me? #trackside
March 24, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Lovely quiet week this week, might do a bit of Rasen Wednesday if we get a few runners, then off to Warwick Thursday, and what's this? - a Flat fixture at Doncaster? Who sneaked that in there for me? #trackside
BBC News - Paddy Power High Court case: Gardener wins £1m payout - BBC News
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I like this judge. "Screw palp" appears to be the message...
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I like this judge. "Screw palp" appears to be the message...
Paddy Power High Court case: Gardener wins £1m payout
Corrine Durber was told her jackpot was a computer error, but a judge ruled in her favour.
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March 5, 2025 at 8:28 PM
BBC News - Paddy Power High Court case: Gardener wins £1m payout - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I like this judge. "Screw palp" appears to be the message...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I like this judge. "Screw palp" appears to be the message...
In typical fashion, as soon as I'm due to do a preview evening (tomorrow) I get a raging sore throat and start sneezing...
February 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
In typical fashion, as soon as I'm due to do a preview evening (tomorrow) I get a raging sore throat and start sneezing...
At least I get Chepstow, even if I didn't get Hereford. According to Maps, it's 8 years since the last visit. The flooding was bad here yesterday - at one point on the journey from Worcester I had to turn around after seeing a 4x4 struggle through a flooded village.
January 28, 2025 at 10:27 AM
At least I get Chepstow, even if I didn't get Hereford. According to Maps, it's 8 years since the last visit. The flooding was bad here yesterday - at one point on the journey from Worcester I had to turn around after seeing a 4x4 struggle through a flooded village.
Off to sunny Cheltenham today where I'm fully expecting the words "low sun" to come into play. Have a feeling today might be a Knockara Beau-type shock day....
January 25, 2025 at 8:31 AM
Off to sunny Cheltenham today where I'm fully expecting the words "low sun" to come into play. Have a feeling today might be a Knockara Beau-type shock day....
Oh dear. Rather glad I didn't set off for Ludlow now.
January 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Oh dear. Rather glad I didn't set off for Ludlow now.
Nice to finally get back out of the house and on a racecourse again. Super Southwell the destination. Have made a loaf to take along for us all to share with the soup. Hoping for spicy parsnip.
January 14, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Nice to finally get back out of the house and on a racecourse again. Super Southwell the destination. Have made a loaf to take along for us all to share with the soup. Hoping for spicy parsnip.
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Here's something new from me, 'Simon Nott Zooms In' a video series where I revisit people in the game for an informal chat. This is #1 and features professional punter Brett Lloyd currently basking in Thailand.
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Simon Nott Zooms In #1 - Professional Punter Brett Lloyd.
Simon Nott has a catch up chat with professional punter Brett Lloyd.
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January 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Here's something new from me, 'Simon Nott Zooms In' a video series where I revisit people in the game for an informal chat. This is #1 and features professional punter Brett Lloyd currently basking in Thailand.
www.simonnott.co.uk/blog-racing/...
www.simonnott.co.uk/blog-racing/...
I, for one, find it hard to believe Lingfield is off when, according to their course report yesterday morning, it was raceable at *checks notes* 3pm on Friday
January 12, 2025 at 8:44 AM
I, for one, find it hard to believe Lingfield is off when, according to their course report yesterday morning, it was raceable at *checks notes* 3pm on Friday
Someone at Timeform clearly a fan of the early-90s Manchester baggy scene....not you, is it @danbarbertf.bsky.social?
January 11, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Someone at Timeform clearly a fan of the early-90s Manchester baggy scene....not you, is it @danbarbertf.bsky.social?
When a clerk uses the word "optimistic" in a going report, fine them two grand. Make it five if they add "cautiously" and ten if the fixture is subsequently called off. That'll learn 'em
January 10, 2025 at 9:05 AM
When a clerk uses the word "optimistic" in a going report, fine them two grand. Make it five if they add "cautiously" and ten if the fixture is subsequently called off. That'll learn 'em
Glint in your eye? Suspicious. Smile a lot? Absolute wrong 'un. Eat your breakfast croissant in a weird way? Traitor all day long.
What a hopeless, rudderless lot....
#thetraitors
What a hopeless, rudderless lot....
#thetraitors
January 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Glint in your eye? Suspicious. Smile a lot? Absolute wrong 'un. Eat your breakfast croissant in a weird way? Traitor all day long.
What a hopeless, rudderless lot....
#thetraitors
What a hopeless, rudderless lot....
#thetraitors
Back to the Traitors tonight. Yeah, I know, it's trash. But it's very enjoyable trash. Here's hoping they find actual evidence to use rather than comparing people to Harold Shipman.
January 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Back to the Traitors tonight. Yeah, I know, it's trash. But it's very enjoyable trash. Here's hoping they find actual evidence to use rather than comparing people to Harold Shipman.
Abandonization, all across the nation. Doncaster, Newbury and Huntingdon. Time for the BHA to release their weekend masterplan, or something
January 8, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Abandonization, all across the nation. Doncaster, Newbury and Huntingdon. Time for the BHA to release their weekend masterplan, or something
Rather hoping we can get Warwick on for Saturday but I rather suspect the weather will do for it. Looks a decent card if it holds up.
January 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Rather hoping we can get Warwick on for Saturday but I rather suspect the weather will do for it. Looks a decent card if it holds up.
My first, whatever this is, on here. Let's see how we go...
January 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
My first, whatever this is, on here. Let's see how we go...