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Alana Church
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Erotica writer. University of Illinois football and basketball. Cardinals baseball and football. Blues hockey. Unrepentant Liberal. Atheist. Agitator. Drinker of too many Diet Mountain Dews.
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It's graduation day for John and Susanna! But there's still plenty of hot, #taboo sex to come! And a new member joins the coven. Can shy, damaged Steven find acceptance in the arms of the #coven, and their sexy, randy members?

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The Witch's Graduation (Book 3 of "The Coven Chronicles")
Over the last three days, John has mated with his gorgeous sister, Susanna, and with his beautiful cousins, shy Agatha and hot, horny Hilda. But in order to complete their bargain with the Goddess, Jo...
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October 31, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Unlocking the power of the coven, John has taken his twin sister and his mother to bed. But more needs to be done. His cousins - bold, horny Hilda and shy, pervy Agatha - need him as well. And the Dark One is lurking nearby!

#erotica #incest #taboo

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The Witch's Cousins (Book 2 of "The Coven Chronicles")
Against the odds, Claire has brought her son and daughter into the coven. However, the malevolent force of the Dark One is still stalking them, consumed with hatred. Claire knows that their time of pe...
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October 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Magical forces bind twin siblings into a vortex of passion. To unlock the power of the coven, John must take his own twin sister to bed! Can he commit the ultimate #taboo?

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#sex #witch #incest #twincest #erotica
The Witch's Daughter (Book 1 of "The Coven Chronicles")
Claire Chamberlain and her family were members of a holy coven hiding themselves away from the ancient evil which hunted them. Their sexual energy could be used for the benefit of all, but they needed...
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October 29, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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The Black Hegemony is coming to destroy Earth! And the only force that can protect our planet is the Empire of Jewels. But how can the sexy aliens save our planet when they become uncontrollably horny at the mere smell of a human? Find out here!

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#erotica
Nympho Alien Invasion (Book 2 of "Nympho Alien War Saga")
Earth stands on the edge of destruction. The Black Hegemony is coming, and the only ally that can stand against them is the Empire of Jewels. But how will the lovely aliens be able to protect Earth wh...
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September 25, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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A sexy tennis pro discovers that her arch-rival's dislike for her stems from a case of latent lesbianism! Will Ingrid drown Amanda in a tide of lesbian lust? Find out here!

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#erotica #sex #tennis #lesbian #MILF
Game, Sex, Match 2: Mixed Doubles
Ingrid has it all - a good job, two lovely daughters, and a male lover who gives her all she wants in bed. But a chance remark leads her to the last place she expected - giving an old rival lessons in...
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September 24, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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A frigid, grumpy teen finds out that she has been living under a curse! Can Patty really learn to live life like a nympho and become sexy and beautiful? And can she convince her brother to help her achieve her naughty goals?

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#nympho #taboo #incest
Virgin Sister's Nympho Curse
Sent to stay with their aunt and cousins, siblings John and Patty learn a crazy secret. The women in their family are cursed! Can Patty take the step that will result in her turning into a gorgeous, s...
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September 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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You have three days and change to buy literally dozens of #erotica books for 25% off. So when it's August 1 and you don't have anything in your spank bank, don't complain.

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#MILF #bimbo #hotwife #romance #fantasy #alien #angel #succubus #taboo #teen
July 28, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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You've got about 100 hours left to buy my #erotica for 25% off.

That's it. That's the tweet.

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July 27, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Kitiara, the lovely, bitchy, spoiled Royal Brat, gets more than she bargains for when she is assigned a new governess! Eleanora takes a firm hand with the young woman. Will her punishments lead to erotic discovery for them both?

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#erotica #spanking #sex #lesfic
Taming the Royal Brat (Book 1 of "The Royal Brat")
The Princess needed a companion. The kingdom needed a miracle. The heir to the throne of Delania was a royal brat - rude, foul-tempered and cruel. When Nora is chosen to civilize the little beast, she...
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July 27, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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There is no God.

But porn and orgasms are forever.

Buy one, experience the other. On #sale today!

Use code SSW25.

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#MILF #erotica #sex #hotwife #paranormal
July 27, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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If your cute little adopted Filipina sister was sexy, horny, and in need of something hard and thick to calm her down, could you rise to the challenge? Brother Luke is going to try!

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#erotica #taboo #sale
Asian Infatuation
Naomi is adopted, and she doesn't fit in her white-bread home town. But the lovely Filipina girl is hot and randy after a year of getting all the guilt-free sex she could handle at school. When her ey...
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July 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Today is a good day to buy #erotica! 25% off with code SSW25!

No matter what your tastes - MILF, romance, hotwife, teen, lesfic, fantasy, scifi, or the paranormal, you can find it here!

Also, #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles.

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July 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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A loving son gives his gorgeous mom the best 40th birthday ever! Maggie thinks she's over the hill. Tom is going to teach her that her life is just beginning!

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#erotica #mothersonlove #taboo #incest #momcest
Mom's Birthday Surprise
Recently divorced, sexually frustrated, and about to turn 40, Maggie's life is headed downhill fast. But her loving son Tom plans to turn all that around. And when a special night to celebrate Maggie'...
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July 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Friday is a day for joy, self-care, and maxing out your credit card with #erotica! Click the link below and get 25% off all my hottest romances, anthologies, and collections! Don't wait, the #sale ends soon!

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July 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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The #Goddess must find a new vessel. Aphrodite grows weary of Phedre's body and decides to move to her young, horny, nubile daughter, Tatiana. But Ares is on the watch, and seeks to destroy what he cannot have. Read "Aphrodite's Daughter" today!

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#taboo #romance
Aphrodite's Daughter (Book 2 of "Aphrodite's Children")
The finale of "Aphrodite's Children." For twenty years, the Goddess Aphrodite has lived with her chosen, Phaedra. But Phaedra's daughter is approaching adulthood. When an ancient evil returns to troub...
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July 24, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Only ONE WEEK LEFT in the Smashwords #summer #sale!

Yes, that's right! If you don't click the link below and use code SSW25 to stock up on all the hottest #Taboo, romance, fantasy, MILF, and other perverted #erotica, it will be GONE forever!

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Alana Church
Born and raised in Illinois, Alana attended the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, graduating with a degree in Education in 1994. She soon found out that the teaching life was not for her, an...
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July 24, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Yes, this story is a completely silly #poterotica work. But it's cheap and you might like it. Why not click the link and give this sad little #hippie #erotica story a home?

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Love, Hippie Style
Jacqueline Mathis was a straight-laced secretary, trying to claw her way up the corporate ladder. But one day she met a street musician with the voice of an angel and a body made for sin. When fate th...
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July 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Barely ONE WEEK LEFT in the Smashwords #summer #sale! Click the link below, use code SSW25, and get all the sexy, smutty, hard-core #erotica that your perverted little heart desires!

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Alana Church
Born and raised in Illinois, Alana attended the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, graduating with a degree in Education in 1994. She soon found out that the teaching life was not for her, an...
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July 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Sure, this book is silly and dumb. But it's also hot and asks some important questions. Like, what is more important. Beauty and happiness, or living a more life. Also, would you bang your sister if she asked you to?

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#erotica #taboo #incest #magic #curse
Virgin Sister's Nympho Curse
Sent to stay with their aunt and cousins, siblings John and Patty learn a crazy secret. The women in their family are cursed! Can Patty take the step that will result in her turning into a gorgeous, s...
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July 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Did you ever wake up and think, "Boy, I'm #horny. I wish I had some #erotica to read while I committed the beautiful sin of self abuse?" Wait no longer! All my dirty stories, collections, and anthologies are 25% off for the next 10 days with code SSW25!

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July 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Just a reminder that you could be getting all of these #taboo #erotica collections for 25% off. All you have to do is click the link and use code SSW25.

I mean, what's the matter. Are you really THAT lazy? Just click it!

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#sale
July 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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In observance of #Sinday, please click the link below for the best #erotica out there! Life is short and pointless, so why not max out your credit card? On #sale with code SSW25!

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July 20, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Is today a good day to buy #erotica?

Silly child! EVERY day is a good day to buy erotica. But some days are better than others.

Specifically, days where my erotica, which contains sex scenes hot enough to scorch your undies, is 25% off with code SSW25!

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#MILF #taboo
Alana Church
Born and raised in Illinois, Alana attended the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, graduating with a degree in Education in 1994. She soon found out that the teaching life was not for her, an...
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July 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Listen. If I have to explain why you should buy this book, you probably shouldn't buy this book.

On the other hand, actual COOL PEOPLE don't need to have it explained to them. The title is enough.

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#erotica #taboo #curse #incest
Virgin Sister's Nympho Curse
Sent to stay with their aunt and cousins, siblings John and Patty learn a crazy secret. The women in their family are cursed! Can Patty take the step that will result in her turning into a gorgeous, s...
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July 19, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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So apparently my case of poison ivy is so bad that i have to be on Prednisone (steroid) and Clindamycin (antibiotic). Good times!

Anyway, can someone please buy some cheap, discounted #erotica to make my day marginally less crappy? Use code SSW25.

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Alana Church
Born and raised in Illinois, Alana attended the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, graduating with a degree in Education in 1994. She soon found out that the teaching life was not for her, an...
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July 19, 2025 at 6:58 PM