I'm fat, enjoying weed, on a mic singing stuff.
If I was a Pokemon? You'd all call me jigglyPUFF.

#BARS #spittingfire #NotHighJustStupid

I just had it confirmed that there are people today that only know Ice Cube as an actor. Man, what a crazy trip his career is. He used to be one of THE rappers! Ice Cube was part of the original "FUCK THA POLICE!" And now he's kinda just the guy that was in Are We There Yet? and Ride Along. Crazy...

As I get older, my romance goals are getting much simpler. At this point, I just want to be the subject of someone's cuteness aggression. Pet me way too hard. Bite me. Squeeze me until my ribs crack and my eyes pop. I might squeak but I won't complain.

As an autistic person, I've made many observations about the behavior of people. And one thing that I've noticed is that, when somebody asks you, "Did I stutter?" they usually don't actually want you to tell them whether or not they stuttered...

#autism #DidIDoThat

RAP PRACTICE for my rap album #2:

Poe the Poet Possum posed a proposition:
"Pretty people parties please a place I partly
Pretermitted. Please position your posterior
Upon my pelvis. May it prompt a passion
In me that will persevere persistently!"

is this accurate enough

(1/2) If you've NEVER considered the difference between cultural APPROPRIATION and cultural APPRECIATION when you get upset by someone practicing aspects of another culture, you might want to consider if you actually care about the appropriation or if you just REALLY love the warm feeling you get

God had to go and make me THIS sexy and THIS brilliant, but also so depressed that I'm unable to capitalize on either characteristic. I get they had to nerf me somehow, but this feels like very unfair character design.

RAP PRACTICE for my rap album
(1/2)
Rizz 'em with the 'tism, call it hypnotism. Open up your
Eyes. Take a look and pick out all the things you like. You'll be sur-
Prised by the schism between the boys and me. They treat your
Mind like it's alchemy, while it's a lock to me. I got the

good gender-nuetral entity

Romantic line to make them swoon/laugh #2:

You are so sexy that the reason why it's so common for the marble statues of men to be missing their penises is because they saw you and got so erect their penises exploded.

#romance #flirting #pickupline #rizz

Jazz Duo is a piece I wrote for Alto and Tenor Sax to not only showcase different types of jazz, but also to showcase what the saxophone is capable of doing, even in such a restricted setting.
youtu.be/ujqsoCWuphU?...

I. Jazz Waltz
II. Swing It!
III. Latin Finish

#jazz #saxophone #indiemusic

Romantic line to make them swoon/laugh #1:

(1/2) The reason why a year is 365.25 days isn't just because that's how long it takes for the Earth to orbit the sun; more specifically, it's how long it takes the Earth to work its hardest to show you the best angle of the sun.

A clip of my remix of Stayin' Alive by the Bee Gee's and Hard to Handle in the style of the Black Crowes! I was proud of this one. It's kind of a fuckin' bop!

youtu.be/e40LxY751rs?...

#remix #music #beegee's #blackcrowes

Behind the Veil is my first attempt at writing a country song!
youtu.be/x9FtZ0zaSec?...

"A world filled with hate and diseases like these
You wonder who'd let these things be...
Hiding behind the veil of our gods
Benevolent beings? Or are they just frauds?"

#countrymusic #songwriting #indiemusic

Howdy everybody! Just your queer autistic chunky neighborhood Chicano. I want to make variety content that focuses on culture and creative pursuits. On here and on my YouTube channel, check out my brilliant music, my creative pedantry, and my jokes that I find hilarious! (My mom is ashamed of them)