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從阿德萊德回來/冇得再去日本 ☹️ Tweets in Cantonese, English, Gibberish. Mostly Gibberish. My MBTI is GTFO.
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When self-ordering kiosks insist you give your name for the order, here are some short, plausible names that are easy to type on a QWERTY keyboard on one hand when your other hand (usually dominant) is already holding the phone ready to pay:

Wes, Red, Zas, Yui, Kio, Lok
November 18, 2025 at 1:12 PM
上一手同事主持完個 motivational 乜乜乜,留低咗呢幾張嘢… 想話 same amount of hours 呢個講法唔係好公平,因為 Beyond 4 明明有我哋 4 倍咁多嘅時間
November 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
又要 rebrand 又驚死人搵唔到你咁有乜謂呢
November 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Hey there cutesy
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Petition for “IPv5” to mean “give me results for both IPv4 and IPv6”
November 13, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Google being Goose-gle
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Name of my next electronica band
November 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Pic 1: The notification
Pic 2: The recent purchase
November 12, 2025 at 6:20 PM
anger, hanger, danger
November 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
香港唯一喺周年大會操之中採用馬匹嘅制服團體係聖約翰救傷隊,其項目名為 St. John 舞步
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 AM
就好似以前講笑講《東方日報》寫「陳X文」然後《太陽報》寫「陳大X」咁樣

Source: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-3367...
November 10, 2025 at 8:50 PM
This is why 我從來唔跟 recommended 😤
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
AI has become so meta… I asked Gemini whether Gemini or Google website’s AI mode would be better for a certain technical question. Gemini says in this case Google website’s AI mode is superior and then offers to help me craft search terms to type into Google.
November 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
與三名新成員(前排)合照。菠蘿油已於較早前獲領養。
November 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
有時肥肥矮矮都有其可愛之處 🤗
November 3, 2025 at 12:51 PM
由於屋企個 Wi-Fi router 係華碩但華碩啲 switch 冇 VLAN 但又未夠鐘成個 router 換過佢而好似洋酒配食物咁樣都係台灣設備配返台灣設備會成件事順啲所以幾廿年後重投 Zyxel 呢個老牌子懷抱(OK 其實因為價錢夠平)
October 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
畀標題黨嚇咗一嚇
October 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
學學下嘢見到係香港同僚 present 本來感到光榮,點知下一張 slide…
October 28, 2025 at 8:41 PM
好似幾好玩咁… 將幅圖像變 SVG www.vexy.art/lines/#play
October 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
英國終於有返啲唔係跌緊嘅 stat 🤗
October 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
叫 CoPilot 寫 code 暫時最一擊即中都係當問返佢同 Microsoft 產品有關問題嘅時候,例如剛才係問佢點樣抽一個 Microsoft 365 Group 嘅 member list 入 Excel,佢畀到一段堅係行到嘅 Powershell script
October 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
The main weakness of the “can’t walk and chew gum at the same time” criticism is it’s often applied to situations like building a house of cards while being bombed by a military drone
October 27, 2025 at 7:55 AM
純粹記錄一下,我個 router 啲 port 係咁怪雞… 但都有好處,後面嗰四個 port 可以專門篤啲我唔想畀佢掂到 LAN 裏面其他嘢嘅設備(例如有部 Hikvision 🌚),然後 ebtables 淨係封一個 eth5 interface 就冇眼屎乾淨盲(佢哋 eth5 裏面煉蠱就話之佢)
October 26, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Two things are certain:
October 23, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Was eating a bap so for a moment it looked like the sign said bap
October 23, 2025 at 7:55 AM