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從阿德萊德回來／冇得再去日本 ☹️ Tweets in Cantonese, English, Gibberish. Mostly Gibberish. My MBTI is GTFO.
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Verification ring:
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晶片 database 提醒我要 login 個 account 確保資料正確，咁好啦，就 login 下啦… 失驚無神又被萌到了 🥰
February 16, 2026 at 11:27 AM
晶片 database 提醒我要 login 個 account 確保資料正確，咁好啦，就 login 下啦… 失驚無神又被萌到了 🥰
2023 年有防盜標籤但 2024 年冇 🤔（barcode 一樣）
February 15, 2026 at 11:04 PM
2023 年有防盜標籤但 2024 年冇 🤔（barcode 一樣）
欣聞香港公開考試要求考生一旦使用簡體英文則須全卷一致使用簡體英文，並建議將此準則擴展至簡體中文。
February 13, 2026 at 1:31 PM
欣聞香港公開考試要求考生一旦使用簡體英文則須全卷一致使用簡體英文，並建議將此準則擴展至簡體中文。
以前未組織好全句就太心急扽咗啲重要 keyword 出嚟先，唯有之後將啲文法左扭右扭：XYZ… with whom I’ve been dealing to get access to data under their custody… are not responsive
而家一樣會扽咗 keyword 先，但之後就求其是但：XYZ… I’ve asked for their data… been getting crickets
而家一樣會扽咗 keyword 先，但之後就求其是但：XYZ… I’ve asked for their data… been getting crickets
February 13, 2026 at 12:37 PM
以前未組織好全句就太心急扽咗啲重要 keyword 出嚟先，唯有之後將啲文法左扭右扭：XYZ… with whom I’ve been dealing to get access to data under their custody… are not responsive
而家一樣會扽咗 keyword 先，但之後就求其是但：XYZ… I’ve asked for their data… been getting crickets
而家一樣會扽咗 keyword 先，但之後就求其是但：XYZ… I’ve asked for their data… been getting crickets
February 10, 2026 at 4:34 PM
開始進入離職倒數，每日就係寫低啲 handover 事宜同埋開各類 Teams 會議畀人錄低啲工作流程示範 🫠 暫時最壯觀嗰份文件係講「新人 on board 要幫佢開嘅 account／攞嘅 access rights」，數下數下都要 click 十幾條 link／寫十幾封 e-mail 先儲得齊一名喺本部門工作嘅 admin 所需要用嘅所有權限。而喺我寫呢份嘢之前係冇一個咁集中嘅 table 畀人跟住做嘅，一切都係一輪跌跌撞撞之後、血與淚的紀錄 🚬
February 10, 2026 at 4:15 PM
開始進入離職倒數，每日就係寫低啲 handover 事宜同埋開各類 Teams 會議畀人錄低啲工作流程示範 🫠 暫時最壯觀嗰份文件係講「新人 on board 要幫佢開嘅 account／攞嘅 access rights」，數下數下都要 click 十幾條 link／寫十幾封 e-mail 先儲得齊一名喺本部門工作嘅 admin 所需要用嘅所有權限。而喺我寫呢份嘢之前係冇一個咁集中嘅 table 畀人跟住做嘅，一切都係一輪跌跌撞撞之後、血與淚的紀錄 🚬
培訓部想組織 pizza party 吸引人嚟參加網上匯報平台嘅應用培訓，但反應欠佳。同事一味淨係識得話「不如開放畀多啲人報名」，但有冇諗過喺當日 serve 乜嘢 pizza 方面着手？試下講明 𝘧𝘰𝘪𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳 配以 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥-𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵 包你座無虛席。
February 9, 2026 at 3:56 PM
培訓部想組織 pizza party 吸引人嚟參加網上匯報平台嘅應用培訓，但反應欠佳。同事一味淨係識得話「不如開放畀多啲人報名」，但有冇諗過喺當日 serve 乜嘢 pizza 方面着手？試下講明 𝘧𝘰𝘪𝘦 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳 配以 𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘥-𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘤𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘵 包你座無虛席。
出 post 係會認真地重寫每一句、將啲字調嚟調去，務求將個笑點調去到全句最尾… 仲認真過寫 work e-mail
February 9, 2026 at 2:35 PM
出 post 係會認真地重寫每一句、將啲字調嚟調去，務求將個笑點調去到全句最尾… 仲認真過寫 work e-mail
對於好唔好定居 Bristol 呢個問題，我會邀請對方先了解下呢個銅像喺乜嘢情況下唔見咗及其後續討論／反思／訴訟／判決，從而評估自己 fit 唔 fit 呢度：
February 9, 2026 at 9:19 AM
對於好唔好定居 Bristol 呢個問題，我會邀請對方先了解下呢個銅像喺乜嘢情況下唔見咗及其後續討論／反思／訴訟／判決，從而評估自己 fit 唔 fit 呢度：
喺 Teams 教咗堂書，全程有錄影。睇返有點尷 🫠 好似個腦嘅運算力同儲蓄容量都好易 chur 盡咁，有時對眼碌咗去上面好似逐隻字搵緊詞彙組織緊句子、有時講返熟悉嘅話題會加速同變返香港口音、然後又自覺放返慢速度先控制得返口腔肌肉扮返 BBC 英文
February 6, 2026 at 12:23 PM
喺 Teams 教咗堂書，全程有錄影。睇返有點尷 🫠 好似個腦嘅運算力同儲蓄容量都好易 chur 盡咁，有時對眼碌咗去上面好似逐隻字搵緊詞彙組織緊句子、有時講返熟悉嘅話題會加速同變返香港口音、然後又自覺放返慢速度先控制得返口腔肌肉扮返 BBC 英文
網絡欺凌：在網絡上欺凌
網絡 A0：在網絡上營造 A0 的形象而該形象與現實生活的狀態未必相符
網絡 A0：在網絡上營造 A0 的形象而該形象與現實生活的狀態未必相符
February 6, 2026 at 9:41 AM
網絡欺凌：在網絡上欺凌
網絡 A0：在網絡上營造 A0 的形象而該形象與現實生活的狀態未必相符
網絡 A0：在網絡上營造 A0 的形象而該形象與現實生活的狀態未必相符
Okay, but isn’t it a fair question to ask?
February 5, 2026 at 11:40 AM
Okay, but isn’t it a fair question to ask?
STRAYA 💪
“Boy, 13, makes 'superhuman' swim to save family swept out to sea in Geographe Bay”: www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...
“Boy, 13, makes 'superhuman' swim to save family swept out to sea in Geographe Bay”: www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...
Boy swims four hours to shore to save family swept out to sea
A 13-year-old boy has been hailed a hero after swimming four hours through rough seas to get help for his mother and two siblings, who were swept out to sea on an inflatable paddleboard in WA's South ...
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February 3, 2026 at 6:03 PM
STRAYA 💪
“Boy, 13, makes 'superhuman' swim to save family swept out to sea in Geographe Bay”: www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...
“Boy, 13, makes 'superhuman' swim to save family swept out to sea in Geographe Bay”: www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...
Today I learned:
The L in salmon is silent 😱
The L in salmon is silent 😱
The L in salmon is silent 😱
Why is “February” spelled with two ⟨r⟩’s? linguisticdiscovery.com/posts/februa...
The L in salmon is silent 😱
The L in salmon is silent 😱
The L in salmon is silent 😱
Why is “February” spelled with two ⟨r⟩’s? linguisticdiscovery.com/posts/februa...
February 3, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Today I learned:
The L in salmon is silent 😱
The L in salmon is silent 😱
The L in salmon is silent 😱
Why is “February” spelled with two ⟨r⟩’s? linguisticdiscovery.com/posts/februa...
The L in salmon is silent 😱
The L in salmon is silent 😱
The L in salmon is silent 😱
Why is “February” spelled with two ⟨r⟩’s? linguisticdiscovery.com/posts/februa...
I’d be interested in attending a Jensen Huang event if there is a non-zero chance he’ll be handing out RTX 5090 units or Tom Ford leather jackets.
February 3, 2026 at 11:40 AM
I’d be interested in attending a Jensen Huang event if there is a non-zero chance he’ll be handing out RTX 5090 units or Tom Ford leather jackets.
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A (not so small) thread on the HK pro-democracy movement's '5 Demands' - what they are, how they've evolved, and ... a bunch of stuff that would interest no one but me.
Source: Telegram (Aug 2019)
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A (not so small) thread on the HK pro-democracy movement's '5 Demands' - what they are, how they've evolved, and ... a bunch of stuff that would interest no one but me.
Source: Telegram (Aug 2019)
A (not so small) thread on the HK pro-democracy movement's '5 Demands' - what they are, how they've evolved, and ... a bunch of stuff that would interest no one but me.
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What are you, a type foundry?
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Chris Patten knows how China’s strategic leaks work but alas Keir Starmer doesn’t
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