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Chunch Bunkley
@chunch.bsky.social
· Jun 21
The opposite of Hooting and Hollering is Tooting and Wallowing.
Remember how nuts trump was at the beginning of the year about stealing Greenland and Canada but now he can't even sit through a meeting without nodding off?
December 6, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Remember how nuts trump was at the beginning of the year about stealing Greenland and Canada but now he can't even sit through a meeting without nodding off?
Nobody knows which is the mortar and which is the pestle. It's lost to history.
December 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Nobody knows which is the mortar and which is the pestle. It's lost to history.
Alright, which one of you assholes is pretending to not like apple pie?
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Alright, which one of you assholes is pretending to not like apple pie?
No thank you, I will not be participating in todays trite discussion about a major film franchise.
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
No thank you, I will not be participating in todays trite discussion about a major film franchise.
I am Enron for what it's worth.
November 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I am Enron for what it's worth.
Dig through the ditches
and burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my Dragula
and burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my Dragula
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Dig through the ditches
and burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my Dragula
and burn through the witches
I slam in the back of my Dragula
Jokes on you google, I fucking hated the separate inboxes because I'm not a psychopath who keeps a million emails.
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Jokes on you google, I fucking hated the separate inboxes because I'm not a psychopath who keeps a million emails.
Alright I'm going to take a shower. I expect no less than 4 major breaking news stories when I get back.
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Alright I'm going to take a shower. I expect no less than 4 major breaking news stories when I get back.
Remember all those times the press secretary had to clarify that Biden didnt actually want to kill congressional members? Normal president stuff.
*LEAVITT: TRUMP DOES NOT WANT TO EXECUTE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS
November 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Remember all those times the press secretary had to clarify that Biden didnt actually want to kill congressional members? Normal president stuff.
Im sure Zohran meeting trump will be insane for multiple racist reasons but its going to be nuts how old Zohran makes him look.
November 20, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Im sure Zohran meeting trump will be insane for multiple racist reasons but its going to be nuts how old Zohran makes him look.
Pennywise was originally supposed to be one of the hunters in The Running Man.
Why Isn’t Pennywise in The Running Man? It's more complicated than you might think... bit.ly/4a04Vvk
November 15, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Pennywise was originally supposed to be one of the hunters in The Running Man.
Literally everything that comes out about trump and epstein.
an older man in a suit and pink shirt is sitting at a table with a notebook and water bottles .
Alt: I think you should leave "oh my god he admit it" gif
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Literally everything that comes out about trump and epstein.
2025: The year America pissed the bed awake.
November 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
2025: The year America pissed the bed awake.
I better wake up to news that Chuck is being forced out. That dude needs to go pronto.
November 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I better wake up to news that Chuck is being forced out. That dude needs to go pronto.
I just cant help but feel this is Schumers revenge for Mamdani. I assure you he is that petty.
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I just cant help but feel this is Schumers revenge for Mamdani. I assure you he is that petty.
Garbage country filled with piss.
November 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Garbage country filled with piss.
For real, fuck any of these empty headed dems ready to buckle for nothing. They need to be forced out of government for eternity. What they are doing to the country is no better than trump.
November 9, 2025 at 10:03 PM
For real, fuck any of these empty headed dems ready to buckle for nothing. They need to be forced out of government for eternity. What they are doing to the country is no better than trump.
What are the odds Chump Schumer wants to totally fold on the shutdown in part because he's pissy about Mamdani winning and wants to take it out on everyone?
November 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
What are the odds Chump Schumer wants to totally fold on the shutdown in part because he's pissy about Mamdani winning and wants to take it out on everyone?
So Coke is doubling down on the shitty AI ads for the holidays, huh?
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
So Coke is doubling down on the shitty AI ads for the holidays, huh?
Trump continues his brilliant strategy of yelling at Republicans to just give people money so everyone likes him again.
November 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Trump continues his brilliant strategy of yelling at Republicans to just give people money so everyone likes him again.
Hey @democrats.org , maybe use some of that money you're so good at fundraising and do 2 things with it:
1) donate it to food banks nation wide
2) run a national ad campaign telling Americans that Trump is appealing to the Supreme Court that he wants to be allowed to starve people
1) donate it to food banks nation wide
2) run a national ad campaign telling Americans that Trump is appealing to the Supreme Court that he wants to be allowed to starve people
November 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Hey @democrats.org , maybe use some of that money you're so good at fundraising and do 2 things with it:
1) donate it to food banks nation wide
2) run a national ad campaign telling Americans that Trump is appealing to the Supreme Court that he wants to be allowed to starve people
1) donate it to food banks nation wide
2) run a national ad campaign telling Americans that Trump is appealing to the Supreme Court that he wants to be allowed to starve people
If there is any evidence Chuck knew the republicans wouldn't negotiate and wanted to get them to show it, I'll give him credit. But I need extremely convincing evidence.
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
If there is any evidence Chuck knew the republicans wouldn't negotiate and wanted to get them to show it, I'll give him credit. But I need extremely convincing evidence.
I hear he's throwing a France under Louis XIV themed party this time.
Trump Will Leave DC Early for Palm Beach Amid Record Shutdown
Trump to party in Florida as poor families starve
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Trump to party in Florida as poor families starve
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November 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I hear he's throwing a France under Louis XIV themed party this time.