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The wine bottle has a flared base if you're a coward.
December 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The wine bottle has a flared base if you're a coward.
Being born is rolling the godcha.
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Being born is rolling the godcha.
It has come to my attention that I cannot responsibly comprehend shellfish. Do with that what you will.
November 23, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It has come to my attention that I cannot responsibly comprehend shellfish. Do with that what you will.
Crab legs are god's blowgun.
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Crab legs are god's blowgun.
Subway when Domway pulls out the handcuffs "yahweh"
July 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Subway when Domway pulls out the handcuffs "yahweh"
Incredulous. "You mean a horse drew the carriage?"
July 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Incredulous. "You mean a horse drew the carriage?"
I'm just sitting here trying to study, but the clap of my ass cheeks keeps arousing the bards.
May 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I'm just sitting here trying to study, but the clap of my ass cheeks keeps arousing the bards.
Why the hell are all these man made horrors within my comprehension? Like get out of there.
April 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Why the hell are all these man made horrors within my comprehension? Like get out of there.
Did you know that the acidity in wine comes from hell? Tartaric acid is a reference to the Greek underworld.
April 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Did you know that the acidity in wine comes from hell? Tartaric acid is a reference to the Greek underworld.
Everyone thinks they're hot shit until she hits you with the couch de grace.
April 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Everyone thinks they're hot shit until she hits you with the couch de grace.
No pullout game is strong enough for the Klein Bottle.
March 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
No pullout game is strong enough for the Klein Bottle.
I tried to be romantic. She gave me the finger. I put a ring on it. The pact is sealed
March 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I tried to be romantic. She gave me the finger. I put a ring on it. The pact is sealed