If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
January 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris doesn't buy Honey. He chews bees. 🐝
November 9, 2023 at 7:42 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't buy Honey. He chews bees. 🐝
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to season his meat. 🥩
October 23, 2023 at 9:37 PM
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to season his meat. 🥩
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe.
He holds air hostage.
He holds air hostage.
October 17, 2023 at 8:16 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe.
He holds air hostage.
He holds air hostage.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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October 14, 2023 at 1:40 PM
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
October 10, 2023 at 10:14 PM
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris once made fire by rubbing two ice cubes. 🧊🧊🔥
October 9, 2023 at 5:45 PM
Chuck Norris once made fire by rubbing two ice cubes. 🧊🧊🔥
Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris.
October 7, 2023 at 7:52 PM
Champions are the breakfast of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has a diary: It’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.
October 5, 2023 at 4:50 PM
Chuck Norris has a diary: It’s called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Chuck Norris is so manly, even his chest hair has chest hair.
October 4, 2023 at 1:15 PM
Chuck Norris is so manly, even his chest hair has chest hair.
Chuck Norris plays Jenga with Stonehenge.
October 3, 2023 at 7:03 PM
Chuck Norris plays Jenga with Stonehenge.
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
October 2, 2023 at 10:27 AM
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a
poisonous snake. And after a week of excruciating pain, the snake died.
poisonous snake. And after a week of excruciating pain, the snake died.
October 1, 2023 at 1:09 PM
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a
poisonous snake. And after a week of excruciating pain, the snake died.
poisonous snake. And after a week of excruciating pain, the snake died.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice.
October 1, 2023 at 1:46 AM
Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice.
When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck Norris said, “Say Please.”
September 30, 2023 at 7:14 PM
When God said, “Let there be light!” Chuck Norris said, “Say Please.”