@dannybkelly.bsky.social I audibly gasped at “cherry pitter”
April 1, 2025 at 12:04 PM
@dannybkelly.bsky.social I audibly gasped at “cherry pitter”
Shit…….. am I a diet pepsi guy? 😬
January 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Shit…….. am I a diet pepsi guy? 😬
I’m sorry what the hell even is this technology
January 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I’m sorry what the hell even is this technology
The alignment of my @letterboxd.social profile rn is🤌
January 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
The alignment of my @letterboxd.social profile rn is🤌
I think that of all the reindeer, Donner is the most that I’m like, what’s your deal man. What are you donning.
January 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I think that of all the reindeer, Donner is the most that I’m like, what’s your deal man. What are you donning.
I think I deserve a lot of credit for not asking every single airport employee if they’ve seen Carry-On yet.
December 27, 2024 at 2:09 PM
I think I deserve a lot of credit for not asking every single airport employee if they’ve seen Carry-On yet.
I’m tired of deciding between toasted and untoasted. Honestly, either is fine.
December 19, 2024 at 4:53 PM
I’m tired of deciding between toasted and untoasted. Honestly, either is fine.
Daft Punk need to play The Sphere and I want to Bluesky it into existence.
December 13, 2024 at 1:18 PM
Daft Punk need to play The Sphere and I want to Bluesky it into existence.
I just watched a Tik Tok where the person referred to “izzy, g-side, p-stein”. It took me a second… I thought these were some influencers or something. I like that we’re so far along into a genocide that we’re making it sound like it featured on a track with Lloyd Banks in 2007.
December 12, 2024 at 2:47 PM
I just watched a Tik Tok where the person referred to “izzy, g-side, p-stein”. It took me a second… I thought these were some influencers or something. I like that we’re so far along into a genocide that we’re making it sound like it featured on a track with Lloyd Banks in 2007.
This is the most tempting spam email I’ve ever received.
December 3, 2024 at 3:39 PM
This is the most tempting spam email I’ve ever received.
New family tradition just dropped.
November 29, 2024 at 8:10 PM
New family tradition just dropped.
We have officially joined the resistance.
November 24, 2024 at 4:07 PM
We have officially joined the resistance.
Predicting the top Gladiator II @letterboxd.social reviews in advance:
It GladiATE
I WAS NOT ENTERTAINED
More like Gladisawthismovie
Gladiator? I barely new her
It GladiATE
I WAS NOT ENTERTAINED
More like Gladisawthismovie
Gladiator? I barely new her
November 22, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Predicting the top Gladiator II @letterboxd.social reviews in advance:
It GladiATE
I WAS NOT ENTERTAINED
More like Gladisawthismovie
Gladiator? I barely new her
It GladiATE
I WAS NOT ENTERTAINED
More like Gladisawthismovie
Gladiator? I barely new her
Time for my annual reminder that
👏GHOSTS
👏OF
👏GIRLFRIENDS
👏PAST
👏IS
👏A
👏CHRISTMAS
👏MOVIE
📽️
👏GHOSTS
👏OF
👏GIRLFRIENDS
👏PAST
👏IS
👏A
👏CHRISTMAS
👏MOVIE
📽️
November 22, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Time for my annual reminder that
👏GHOSTS
👏OF
👏GIRLFRIENDS
👏PAST
👏IS
👏A
👏CHRISTMAS
👏MOVIE
📽️
👏GHOSTS
👏OF
👏GIRLFRIENDS
👏PAST
👏IS
👏A
👏CHRISTMAS
👏MOVIE
📽️
Accurate.
November 20, 2024 at 11:37 PM
Accurate.
I have to assume that nobody involved in the creation of these Apple Intelligence ads is a married person. If I handed my wife a photo album on my own phone as the sole gift on any of her birthdays, I would no longer be a husband.
November 20, 2024 at 6:30 PM
I have to assume that nobody involved in the creation of these Apple Intelligence ads is a married person. If I handed my wife a photo album on my own phone as the sole gift on any of her birthdays, I would no longer be a husband.
Used to have this entire thing memorized.
This Is How Michael Caine Speaks - The Trip - BBC
YouTube video by BBC
youtu.be
November 20, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Used to have this entire thing memorized.
Placing an order for Domino’s mac and cheese should simultaneously trigger an immediate alert to the suicide hotline.
November 17, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Placing an order for Domino’s mac and cheese should simultaneously trigger an immediate alert to the suicide hotline.