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Jakie
@chubrubbed.bsky.social
occasional art and mindless posting
gotta wait for my man to get home to open the pickle jar. i tried but i can’t grip the lid good enough
October 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
i made a huge mistake. i let my elderly cat lick a cracker and he won’t relent
October 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
there’s no way trump isn’t the anti-christ bro
October 29, 2025 at 11:32 AM
i didn’t just get pulled over it was a cop with a fuckass hat
October 29, 2025 at 6:33 AM
someone sedate me toilets are a prison
October 29, 2025 at 6:32 AM
watching blade and i want him biblically
October 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
smosh fan moment
October 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
someone tell arasha she has beautiful hands
October 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
okay guys i’ve ordered off of space web what intergalactic hard drugs would you like
October 18, 2025 at 11:46 AM
it’s crazy how ian IS the name of a man who’d be obsessed with breast milk
October 18, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Wendy’s you absolute bitch why the FUCK did you get rid of sweet and sour sauce?? I am going to count to three-
October 17, 2025 at 8:01 AM
people have more empathy for the dog that got shot and killed than the people who have been kidnapped by ICE
October 17, 2025 at 7:57 AM
i’m unfortunately #darkwoke and think ICE agents don’t deserve to live
October 16, 2025 at 12:22 PM
tell me why a man flirted with me by saying he’d eat my “ovulating little pussy” first sentence btw. bro did not say his name, how old, just that
October 13, 2025 at 10:37 AM
my ancient resting ground has been blessed with macaroni and cheese, fueling my temple for days
October 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
i’m a dirty liar who lies i saw a cider and immediately started sipping
i’m never drinking again i’ve been puking since 7
October 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
im too embarrassed to type it out again
October 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
i’m never drinking again i’ve been puking since 7
October 6, 2025 at 2:32 PM
is my existence just to poop???
October 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
so constipated i thought i was giving birth to a cryptic pregnancy
October 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
same with ICE agents. Modern day gestapo will not be tolerated
we need to normalize creating justice outside of the system. diddy ain’t ever being actually prosecuted for his crimes but that doesn’t stop us from doing anything to him
October 5, 2025 at 7:32 AM
we need to normalize creating justice outside of the system. diddy ain’t ever being actually prosecuted for his crimes but that doesn’t stop us from doing anything to him
October 5, 2025 at 7:28 AM
4/10 smoke, didn’t have my headphones
October 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
ariana grande is on the prowl so my man is locked in the closet till otherwise
October 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Arthur Morgan let me bounce on it PLEASEEEE
October 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM