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Chtarbé
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French dude who dreams about skateboarding cows, loves the taste of almond and has a giant pen and eraser.
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2 teenagers were trick or treating in our neighborhood with their horses. Best halloween.
> A brown horse with white painted markings on its face and body, held by their owner. someone in the front is petting the horse. In the background, another person in a cowboy hat is tending to a gray horse, standing in front of white houses under a clear sky.
November 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
chtarbe.bsky.social
You piece of shit
Plastic garden gnome doing a middle finger with a frown face in a aisle. An human hand in first plan answer to it with a middle finger too
September 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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It feels like the rest of our lives will be spent jumping from social to social and app to app as each one we use that gets popular is bought up by greedy investors and turned to shit by injecting ads and stealing our data for AI

Just digital nomads forever on the run from the vulture capitalists
April 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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I like finding gems on the EGS
Cover image of the game In The Gym, showing a masked man in front of a colorful background with anime characters in the distance. Cover image of the game Spider Fox, featuring a hybrid animal, half-fox and half-spider, against an autumn landscape background. Cover image of the game I'm in Love With Your Dead Grandmother, featuring a smiling man, a framed photo, and a handwritten sign in the background. Cover image of the game VCB Why City 4K, depicting a hairy man wearing an apron in front of an urban-style building, having in one hand streetfood hold like a blunt.
March 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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SHIT NOT AGAIN
La maison dans la Loire, a house sinking in the french river Loire, artwork by Jean-Luc Courcoult.
March 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Kinda bonkers these two views are located 400 meters apart, in France (and not Paris)
The LU tower, located in Nantes Recreation of a small japanese street with food signboards and neons, in a interior of the restaurant Ikimasho, Nantes.
March 18, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Easter is coming, and they're fucking back !
price on the chin edition
March 6, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Present(ing)
March 2, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🧲👀‼️
Spell offer on Etsy for $99.29 : LGBT+ Sex Magnet Spell, Powerfull! On the tumbnail,A rainbow color filter is put on the medium picture, a rainbow flag is also added in a corner More on the spell offer : Low in stock, only 3 left $99.29 Gay Sex Spell, Very Strong!, Fast Result Sex Magnet, By Medium Dharma PSYCHICDHARMATAROT (name of the Medium) ★★★★★ (5 stars on 5) A closer look of the medium/spell caster, with a pink text added on top, telling "FAST RESULT"
February 20, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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I content aware scaled my cats
Black cat, content aware scaled A cat, content aware scaled A cat, content aware scaled Black cat, content aware scaled
February 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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This is me if you even care
February 7, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Mechanophilics would see this and unironically say "would."
Closeup of a front car with eyelashes Front car with eyeslashes, giving you the bedroom headlights a cute white jeep, with beautiful ... headlight lashes Would
February 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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I was playing with the Emoji Kitchen and found some ... Ominous ones
Mix of the emoji zipper-mouth face 2 times, resulting of the eyes being also closed by zippers. Mix of the emojies "person shrugging" and "butterfly", resulting of the head being a mass of butterflies. Mix of the emojies "eye" and "llama", resulting of the llama just having one big on the face. Mix of the emojies "monkey face" and "ghost", resulting in a lifeless monkey emoji, without eyeballs and with a light blue tint.
February 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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#I #love #petting #fish
A shallow aquarium to let people touching and petting fish. The one in the picture is slightly leaned over a rock, getting some pets by an human hand Same as the previous picture, the hand being closer to the fish head Same shallow aquarium, a ray getting some pets by an human hand. Same as the previous picture, the hand being directly hover the ray eyes
February 2, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Ah, the spyro i carved on a pumpkin to put in front of the "SubLane" in the game Ghost Town Pumpkin Festival (2023 version).
The winking face of the game character Spyro, carved digitally on a pumpkin in the game Ghost Town Pumpkin Festival Same carved pumpkin on a pediestal The carved pumpkin put next to a fast food entry. A little ghost (a player) hovers on it A selfie made by a ghost (player) showing in the background many other ghosts in front of the fast food chain "SubLane" (refering to Subway) with the carved Spyro pumpkin
January 31, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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My pics collection of Moai statues i found in stores
January 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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Sugarless gummy bears with yeast extract 👌🐻
Sugarless gummy bear dipped in a Marmite (yeast extract) jar Closeup of the gummy bear after it's been dipped in Marmite
January 27, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Am i doing it right @playbalatro.com ?
An homemade setup to look like a balatro game, with various card designs, chips and a calculator.
November 29, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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The swirling rainbow fart beam.
My nephew made this.
A fine piece of art.
November 23, 2024 at 2:42 AM
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Time to give some style to my bionicles
Screenshots of a e-shopping page of Timberland shoes model for action figures bionicles. There is an option for gold material at the price of $42,944.09 Screenshot of a e-commerce cart filled with 9999 "timbs for your bionicles" items in golden material, plus a priority manufacturing fee, giving a total of $530,318,770.81 (free shipping)
November 17, 2024 at 11:55 PM
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Going through my phone files and found those edits i made to meme online. Time to share, feel free to use them.
November 11, 2024 at 11:42 AM
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In France we have that beer brand called "La Bête" (the beast), and you can see this bad boy covered by c...obweb when doing groceries.
Close-up of the in-store advertising "La Bête" werewolf mascot, a muscular humanoid wolf figure in purple tones, crossing its arms with a fierce expression. Halloween-themed in-store advertising, featuring "La Bête" beer, with a towering purple werewolf covered by cobwebs and shelves stocked with this beer products among others. A closeup of the in-store advertising "La Bête" covered by cobeweb
November 9, 2024 at 6:35 AM
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2nd time i celebrate halloween as a adult, 2nd time with my girl. Not many ppl in France give candies to childrens, we wanted to greet them and show we give "bonbons"
Happy halloween 🎃
October 31, 2024 at 7:22 PM
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Oh, I remember that scene, when they each get into their respective mechsuits and draw their 4-meter-long lightsabers.
October 11, 2024 at 5:15 PM
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I'm surprised no one has made a woke simulator game yet. Imagine, you play as a proud queer character making strides.
Any dev to make one ?
September 29, 2024 at 11:22 AM