Charles
@chstern.bsky.social
https://a.co/d/1MD84un
Writer, artist, reincarnated soul 🕉️📎
Jesus said "Sheesh!"
Portraits & Memories of the Night Before, volumes I & I
You Need Someone to Love You (Someone Like Me!)
Peace Is Still Cool
Google is garbage.
Writer, artist, reincarnated soul 🕉️📎
Jesus said "Sheesh!"
Portraits & Memories of the Night Before, volumes I & I
You Need Someone to Love You (Someone Like Me!)
Peace Is Still Cool
Google is garbage.
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Charles
@chstern.bsky.social
· Nov 30
On a Heathrow Airport layover, I wrote this.
All my best hopes it brings a smile to your day.
Charles
All my best hopes it brings a smile to your day.
Charles
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I don't feel like trees.
I don't feel like presents.
I don't feel like carols.
I don't feel like cards.
I don't feel like lights.
I don't feel like getting together.
I don't feel like Mariah Carey.
I don't feel like commercialism.
Like, at all. AT. ALL.
I'm grieving the nation and freedoms lost.
I don't feel like presents.
I don't feel like carols.
I don't feel like cards.
I don't feel like lights.
I don't feel like getting together.
I don't feel like Mariah Carey.
I don't feel like commercialism.
Like, at all. AT. ALL.
I'm grieving the nation and freedoms lost.
November 19, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I don't feel like trees.
I don't feel like presents.
I don't feel like carols.
I don't feel like cards.
I don't feel like lights.
I don't feel like getting together.
I don't feel like Mariah Carey.
I don't feel like commercialism.
Like, at all. AT. ALL.
I'm grieving the nation and freedoms lost.
I don't feel like presents.
I don't feel like carols.
I don't feel like cards.
I don't feel like lights.
I don't feel like getting together.
I don't feel like Mariah Carey.
I don't feel like commercialism.
Like, at all. AT. ALL.
I'm grieving the nation and freedoms lost.
"Quiet, Piggy."
Fuck you.
Make me.
Fuck you.
Make me.
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
"Quiet, Piggy."
Fuck you.
Make me.
Fuck you.
Make me.
Falcon Films & Jeff Stryker Productions present
November 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Falcon Films & Jeff Stryker Productions present
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child?
November 16, 2025 at 8:17 PM
What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a child?
Church of the Poisoned Mind
November 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Church of the Poisoned Mind
Is Trump still tearing his hair out and baying at the moon over Tuesday night? Because I would pay to see that.
a monster is surrounded by flames in a dark room
ALT: a monster is surrounded by flames in a dark room
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Is Trump still tearing his hair out and baying at the moon over Tuesday night? Because I would pay to see that.
I giggled all through 'The Exorcist' in the theater. I was around 8 at the time & still enjoy seeing it over & over. I have favorite lines from the film.
Now, thanks to 'Beetlejuice' and to Sister Michael from 'Derry Girls', I finally see people turning on that the picture's a comedy. Vindication.
Now, thanks to 'Beetlejuice' and to Sister Michael from 'Derry Girls', I finally see people turning on that the picture's a comedy. Vindication.
a blurry image of a person sitting on a bed
ALT: a blurry image of a person sitting on a bed
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I giggled all through 'The Exorcist' in the theater. I was around 8 at the time & still enjoy seeing it over & over. I have favorite lines from the film.
Now, thanks to 'Beetlejuice' and to Sister Michael from 'Derry Girls', I finally see people turning on that the picture's a comedy. Vindication.
Now, thanks to 'Beetlejuice' and to Sister Michael from 'Derry Girls', I finally see people turning on that the picture's a comedy. Vindication.
O my... Let me count the times.
November 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
O my... Let me count the times.
Dear God 😲
October 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Dear God 😲
Shit, lady. You've bigger issues than a vote right now. Seek help.
October 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Shit, lady. You've bigger issues than a vote right now. Seek help.
At cursory glance, it looked to me for a moment #Jedi Qui Gon Jin was confronting the regime 😁 www.digitaldrumbeat.com/p/how-americ...
How Americans Are Blocking Trump’s Militia
Ordinary people in forgotten places are standing between families and fear.
www.digitaldrumbeat.com
October 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
At cursory glance, it looked to me for a moment #Jedi Qui Gon Jin was confronting the regime 😁 www.digitaldrumbeat.com/p/how-americ...
We are a breath away from ICE sex crimes and mass murder on video, in public and broad daylight.
When you can be accused of a crime by this regimes Gestapo without proof, it’s shows to what extent they’ve weakened the rule of law
October 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
We are a breath away from ICE sex crimes and mass murder on video, in public and broad daylight.
I no longer have the bandwidth, patience or desire to remember any more passwords, security questions, logins, or account names.
I have become my angel mother.
For any further banking, insurance, or client interactions, I'm now completely an in-person customer for all household & personal business.
I have become my angel mother.
For any further banking, insurance, or client interactions, I'm now completely an in-person customer for all household & personal business.
October 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I no longer have the bandwidth, patience or desire to remember any more passwords, security questions, logins, or account names.
I have become my angel mother.
For any further banking, insurance, or client interactions, I'm now completely an in-person customer for all household & personal business.
I have become my angel mother.
For any further banking, insurance, or client interactions, I'm now completely an in-person customer for all household & personal business.
Bertha Venation & Fonda Boise 🙄
October 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Bertha Venation & Fonda Boise 🙄
I don't remember much from Julia Child's television cooking program because she came on so late after Saturday morning cartoons, but her recipe for impeccably boiled eggs caught my attention once and has stayed with me ever since I was eleven. Shortly after the Earth cooled.
an elderly woman is sitting at a table eating a meal .
Alt: Julia Child prepares a meal
media.tenor.com
October 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I don't remember much from Julia Child's television cooking program because she came on so late after Saturday morning cartoons, but her recipe for impeccably boiled eggs caught my attention once and has stayed with me ever since I was eleven. Shortly after the Earth cooled.
Now do the Trump/Epstein files.
October 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Now do the Trump/Epstein files.
"MY kids! MY kids! Double the premiums!"
You selfish, entitled broomstick. How about everyone else in your state? The nation? 🙄
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
You selfish, entitled broomstick. How about everyone else in your state? The nation? 🙄
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene breaks with the GOP on Obamacare, calling to avoid premium hikes
Greene said she's "not a fan" of Obamacare but complained that her "own adult children’s insurance premiums for 2026 are going to DOUBLE" if Congress ignores the issue.
www.nbcnews.com
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
"MY kids! MY kids! Double the premiums!"
You selfish, entitled broomstick. How about everyone else in your state? The nation? 🙄
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
You selfish, entitled broomstick. How about everyone else in your state? The nation? 🙄
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
