Chrystalle Royale
@chrystalle.bsky.social
28. Muva of 1 👩🏾🍼sucka of none 🙅🏾♀️ADHD advocate 🤪 Unapologetically Black ✊🏾Fashionista 👗🧵🧶Pisces ♓️🐟MI 🏡
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Chrystalle Royale
@chrystalle.bsky.social
· Nov 14
I like this app so much I get depressed when I have to open my Twitter 😂😂 now I know how a nigga with a work wife feel 🥹
My daddy side of the family want us all to come to Detroit for thanksgiving this year and I shit you not all they do is pull up and flex on eachother 😭 if the food nasty I’m knocking all that shit over
November 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
My daddy side of the family want us all to come to Detroit for thanksgiving this year and I shit you not all they do is pull up and flex on eachother 😭 if the food nasty I’m knocking all that shit over
I’m not buying my toddler $50 boots because she grows quickly for 1 and yeah I spend money on my shit because I’m done growing and I’ll be the same size next year too tf
November 14, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I’m not buying my toddler $50 boots because she grows quickly for 1 and yeah I spend money on my shit because I’m done growing and I’ll be the same size next year too tf
I’m exactly who I think I am
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I’m exactly who I think I am
I hope my parents is as proud of my face card as I am 🥰
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I hope my parents is as proud of my face card as I am 🥰
I forgot to show y’all the highlights from my best friend wedding where I was $1k guest 🤣🤣 imma make it a thread
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I forgot to show y’all the highlights from my best friend wedding where I was $1k guest 🤣🤣 imma make it a thread
I’m exactly who tf I think I am 🤣 fytb they say it’s lonely at the top so I applaud myself they told take my foot off your neck so I applied pressure imma make a Diamond out of you since you act lesser
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I’m exactly who tf I think I am 🤣 fytb they say it’s lonely at the top so I applaud myself they told take my foot off your neck so I applied pressure imma make a Diamond out of you since you act lesser
Nobody can provoke me like my momma I swear one day somebody gonna get an asswhoopin meant for her if they try me 🤣🤣😭
November 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Nobody can provoke me like my momma I swear one day somebody gonna get an asswhoopin meant for her if they try me 🤣🤣😭
NLE ate that diss and yess clock his ass I can’t stand that lil mf either
November 2, 2025 at 8:15 AM
NLE ate that diss and yess clock his ass I can’t stand that lil mf either
Everybody doing Stack and Mary as if Smoke and Annie wasn’t just as or more even more outcold characters 🤣
November 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Everybody doing Stack and Mary as if Smoke and Annie wasn’t just as or more even more outcold characters 🤣
My brother swear he can’t wear Vlone 🤦🏾♀️ I don’t understand boys someone explain this to me
November 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
My brother swear he can’t wear Vlone 🤦🏾♀️ I don’t understand boys someone explain this to me
You can tell when something is designer by how fucking ugly it’s is.
November 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
You can tell when something is designer by how fucking ugly it’s is.
And these niggas don’t be having personality either just the worse part I will walk away mid conversation because where tf is your soul!?
October 31, 2025 at 4:57 AM
And these niggas don’t be having personality either just the worse part I will walk away mid conversation because where tf is your soul!?
Idk why the men in my city repulse me like bum behavior and zero ambition we don’t get along and got the nerve to be ugly on top of it ugh
October 31, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Idk why the men in my city repulse me like bum behavior and zero ambition we don’t get along and got the nerve to be ugly on top of it ugh
I will forget I’m a regular bitch with a regular bitch job because ain’t no way I just spent $1k to be a guest at a wedding and it’s not a destination wedding 😭 like yall this look better really be the best thing I’ve ever pulled off because wtf!?
October 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I will forget I’m a regular bitch with a regular bitch job because ain’t no way I just spent $1k to be a guest at a wedding and it’s not a destination wedding 😭 like yall this look better really be the best thing I’ve ever pulled off because wtf!?
Everytime a nigga piss me off I start building a dating profile. Right now it’s downloaded on my phone the next offense I’m creating an account then after that imma add pictures and the 3rd strike I’m swiping
October 29, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Everytime a nigga piss me off I start building a dating profile. Right now it’s downloaded on my phone the next offense I’m creating an account then after that imma add pictures and the 3rd strike I’m swiping
My sister in law said they would have made us take home teenagers instead of babies in school it would have been much more effective and yk what hell yeah 🤣🤣😭
October 29, 2025 at 4:12 AM
My sister in law said they would have made us take home teenagers instead of babies in school it would have been much more effective and yk what hell yeah 🤣🤣😭
I told Alexa to play my song you know that raggedy bitch played Dance Monkey!? I almost went in her AI shit
October 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I told Alexa to play my song you know that raggedy bitch played Dance Monkey!? I almost went in her AI shit
I’m too fine to waste time on a nigga that rated me an 8.5 when he himself is a 6
October 25, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I’m too fine to waste time on a nigga that rated me an 8.5 when he himself is a 6
Idk everytime a nigga piss me off I take away something he love like waxes hope you get carpet burn patchy beard
October 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Idk everytime a nigga piss me off I take away something he love like waxes hope you get carpet burn patchy beard
My momma think carrot cake is healthy 🙃
October 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
My momma think carrot cake is healthy 🙃
I laid near my daughter and told her don’t fart she looked me dead in my face and ripped the most nasty stankingest fart a 1yr old could fart and start cracking up laughing 😒 the nerve
October 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I laid near my daughter and told her don’t fart she looked me dead in my face and ripped the most nasty stankingest fart a 1yr old could fart and start cracking up laughing 😒 the nerve
Thinking about letting this man get his family back I guess I can indulge in the dumb bitch juice a little while longer 🤣
October 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Thinking about letting this man get his family back I guess I can indulge in the dumb bitch juice a little while longer 🤣
This generation of teenagers are straight cornballs I swear I don’t remember being this cringey lmao
October 22, 2025 at 2:00 AM
This generation of teenagers are straight cornballs I swear I don’t remember being this cringey lmao
You only like me when I’m cheating because the pressure is off but you mad at me for cheating you can’t have it both ways!
October 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
You only like me when I’m cheating because the pressure is off but you mad at me for cheating you can’t have it both ways!