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Four dead, one critical after zany crash into painted 'false tunnel' chronicle.su/news/local-n...
July 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Four dead, one critical after zany crash into painted 'false tunnel' chronicle.su/news/local-n...
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Peasants from around the world want to know: "Who protects the US from abusive cops?" — Internet Chronicle
Because they are used to living in lawless expanse, peasants in developing nations around the world appear to look down on America’s cop crisis with dimwitted superiority. pic.twitter.com/wLKRvLRsF8 —...
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June 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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Woman washes face with human shit for a full week. What happens next will leave you PINTERESTED chronicle.su/society/fash...
I washed my face with shit for a week and the results were about what you'd expect — Internet Chronicle
Since first signing up for Pinterest, I’ve seen countless pins promoting shit-based exfoliants and masques. According to groundbreaking research by Dr. Angstrom Human Shitladour, shit takes away puffy...
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May 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Woman washes face with human shit for a full week. What happens next will leave you PINTERESTED chronicle.su/society/fash...
EXPOSED: Glenn Greenwald HUMILIATED in Revenge Porn SPECTACULAR! chronicle.su/entertainmen...
EXPOSED: Glenn Greenwald HUMILIATED in Revenge Porn SPECTACULAR! — Internet Chronicle
INTERNET – EXHILARATING new developments as Revenge Pornographers LOCK DOWN TANTALIZING LEAKS: GLENN GREENWALD GAY; CONFIRMED! The raunchy exposé follows YEARS of tedious genocide coverage by the fail...
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May 30, 2025 at 6:11 PM
EXPOSED: Glenn Greenwald HUMILIATED in Revenge Porn SPECTACULAR! chronicle.su/entertainmen...
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Researchers uncover ‘miracle’ new life-destroying opiate chronicle.su/news/researc...
Researchers close to discovering 'miracle' new life-destroying opiate — Internet Chronicle
A team of researchers led by the legendary hostile Dr. AH. Troubadour say they are close to uncovering a molecule rumored to exist in just two instances: the earliest moments after the explosive ignit...
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May 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Researchers uncover ‘miracle’ new life-destroying opiate chronicle.su/news/researc...
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smokin on that shit that turned the frogs gay
May 15, 2025 at 3:23 PM
smokin on that shit that turned the frogs gay
if an ant was people size it would be faster than a ferrari
May 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
if an ant was people size it would be faster than a ferrari
Trump Tells Nation: “Forget 9/11!” — A new mandate would forget the national holiday chronicle.su/society/patr...
Trump Tells Nation: “Forget 9/11!” — Internet Chronicle
Trump mandate “forgets 9/11” WASHINGTON, D.C.—While en route to Saudi Arabia on Monday, President Trump issued an executive order denying radar access to air traffic controllers across the nation, end...
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May 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Trump Tells Nation: “Forget 9/11!” — A new mandate would forget the national holiday chronicle.su/society/patr...
Actor Brent Spiner, known for his role on Paramount’s Star Trek: The Next Generation, was found dead and nailed to a cross, Friday, having redeemed the sins of mankind chronicle.su/news/brent-s...
Brent Spiner dead at 75 — Internet Chronicle
INTERNET — Actor Brent Spiner, known for his role on Paramount’s Star Trek: The Next Generation, was found dead and nailed to a cross, Friday, having redeemed the sins of mankind. Best known for his r...
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May 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Actor Brent Spiner, known for his role on Paramount’s Star Trek: The Next Generation, was found dead and nailed to a cross, Friday, having redeemed the sins of mankind chronicle.su/news/brent-s...
Dr. Troubadour quietly graduates from clown college, entertains terminally ill patients chronicle.su/science/heal...
April 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Dr. Troubadour quietly graduates from clown college, entertains terminally ill patients chronicle.su/science/heal...
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"Abortion Showers" take nation by storm — Internet Chronicle
BROOKLYN—Kick off the layers, ladies, and I’m talking about those babies! Because “abortion showers” or “baby busters” in Korea, have taken the neighborhood of Bushwick by storm, transferring money fo...
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April 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Justin Bieber Dead at 31 chronicle.su/news/justin-...
Justin Bieber Dead at 31 — Internet Chronicle
Authorities blamed a drug overdose for the death of pop musician Justin Bieber, found dead after fans spotted him bent over on Fentanyl
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April 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Justin Bieber Dead at 31 chronicle.su/news/justin-...
DSP accuses Tim Pool of over-reliance on drama with recent Israel support in social media meltdown chronicle.su/special-inte...
DSP accuses Tim Pool of over-reliance on drama with recent Israel support — Internet Chronicle
INTERNET – vultures circle as “Darksyde” Phil Burnell’s recent “crash out” has engulfed long-time contemporary Tim Pool. Burnell has seen a recent downturn in his Kick stream viewership due to fierce ...
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April 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
DSP accuses Tim Pool of over-reliance on drama with recent Israel support in social media meltdown chronicle.su/special-inte...
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terry smokes pot with his doctor
April 12, 2025 at 8:39 PM
terry smokes pot with his doctor
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Not an April fools: @Chronicle.bsky.social: "The American Psychological Association this month voted to suspend a requirement that postgrad programs commit to diversity when recruiting & hiring. Programs will still be required to teach about respecting cultural differences for effective treatment."
April 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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New guy shows up, already has a catch phrase — Internet Chronicle
NEW YORK—A Brooklyn man who showed up to a party as someone’s +1 arrived complete with a schtick, attitude, comically trucker shaped hat, and even his own catchphrase. Andrew Aurenheimer, a relatively...
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March 23, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Lebal Drocer gave me my life back, and then - when I realized it was still pretty hard to be alive - gave me Pain Ape. Now, life is as easy and fun as messing with Texas. Click the link below to find a better today, and a best tomorrow.
January 25, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Lebal Drocer gave me my life back, and then - when I realized it was still pretty hard to be alive - gave me Pain Ape. Now, life is as easy and fun as messing with Texas. Click the link below to find a better today, and a best tomorrow.
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Chronicle Trigger (Demo) — Internet Chronicle
Alpha release - game demo Testing Changelog Game synopsis Not only is Dr. Troubadour a valuable source to chronicle.su, he is the star of an all new RPG that sends him and the Chronicle staff on an in...
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January 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Hate Radio: Doug Jackson's Twisted Game (full show) hateradio.su/2025/01/13/d...
January 13, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Hate Radio: Doug Jackson's Twisted Game (full show) hateradio.su/2025/01/13/d...
Elon Musk has been in Austin, TX for 3 days, as he prepares for the biggest, longest, and most controversial episode of the Joe Rogan Experience podcast the world has ever seen chronicle.su/politics/elo...
Elon Musk spends third day in Austin preparing for Joe Rogan Experience podcast — Internet Chronicle
Elon Musk is haunting Austin, TX throughout a three-day podcast festival entitled, the DOGEning. USA to return to 13-state colony status.
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December 30, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Elon Musk has been in Austin, TX for 3 days, as he prepares for the biggest, longest, and most controversial episode of the Joe Rogan Experience podcast the world has ever seen chronicle.su/politics/elo...
Donald Trump cuts ties with "illegal immigrant" Elon Musk — Real Story via Internet Chronicle chronicle.su/news/donald-...
Donald Trump cuts ties with "illegal immigrant" Elon Musk — Internet Chronicle
INTERNET — The Trump transitional administration announced Friday, “There will be no office in President Trump’s cabinet for the illegal immigrant Elon Musk.” In an accusatory call-out, Trump promised...
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December 28, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Donald Trump cuts ties with "illegal immigrant" Elon Musk — Real Story via Internet Chronicle chronicle.su/news/donald-...