Christy Devlin
@christyldev.bsky.social
Comedian. Writer. Teacher. Mom. Woman. It’s complicated.
To the owner of the brand new
Alfa Romeo parked in front of
my mailbox - Touché,
Ambassador Fancy Pants.
Touché!
Alfa Romeo parked in front of
my mailbox - Touché,
Ambassador Fancy Pants.
Touché!
August 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
To the owner of the brand new
Alfa Romeo parked in front of
my mailbox - Touché,
Ambassador Fancy Pants.
Touché!
Alfa Romeo parked in front of
my mailbox - Touché,
Ambassador Fancy Pants.
Touché!
Airline Announcement:
All passengers with children
under 2 years of age may now board.
The single man sitting next to me with no kids rushes to board.
All passengers with children
under 2 years of age may now board.
The single man sitting next to me with no kids rushes to board.
June 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Airline Announcement:
All passengers with children
under 2 years of age may now board.
The single man sitting next to me with no kids rushes to board.
All passengers with children
under 2 years of age may now board.
The single man sitting next to me with no kids rushes to board.
Everyone has a side hustle these days and, by everyone, I mean…
June 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Everyone has a side hustle these days and, by everyone, I mean…
When you take your kid
to the gym and her workout
consists of cleaning all the machines with wet wipes.
to the gym and her workout
consists of cleaning all the machines with wet wipes.
June 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
When you take your kid
to the gym and her workout
consists of cleaning all the machines with wet wipes.
to the gym and her workout
consists of cleaning all the machines with wet wipes.
They should offer financial
aid for dating.
aid for dating.
April 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
They should offer financial
aid for dating.
aid for dating.
Can’t believe my hubs is
hosting The Oscars tonight.
Go get ‘em, honey!
hosting The Oscars tonight.
Go get ‘em, honey!
March 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Can’t believe my hubs is
hosting The Oscars tonight.
Go get ‘em, honey!
hosting The Oscars tonight.
Go get ‘em, honey!
Me: types the word
“better”
Autocorrect: changes it
to “Lucy”
New sentence: He’s about
85% Lucy.
“better”
Autocorrect: changes it
to “Lucy”
New sentence: He’s about
85% Lucy.
February 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Me: types the word
“better”
Autocorrect: changes it
to “Lucy”
New sentence: He’s about
85% Lucy.
“better”
Autocorrect: changes it
to “Lucy”
New sentence: He’s about
85% Lucy.
At the grocery store and
it looks like a lot of men
are making flowers for
dinner tonight.
it looks like a lot of men
are making flowers for
dinner tonight.
February 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
At the grocery store and
it looks like a lot of men
are making flowers for
dinner tonight.
it looks like a lot of men
are making flowers for
dinner tonight.