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Christopher Keelty (he/him)
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A show with everything but Yul Brynner

Cartoons and other nonsense at https://christopherkeelty.com
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Still one of my personal favorites.
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Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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probably something an innocent man would do
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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first it's pensions, then it's healthcare, then vacation, finally it's the wages, pretty soon you're just going to one box to work all day for no money and going to another to get the rest of snap to eat, which sounds a lot like how they described the soviet union to me in the 80s but what do i know
Is this good? It doesn't seem good.

"Walgreens will no longer give many of its retail workers paid vacation time for Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays, as the company looks to cut costs under new owners."
Walgreens Cuts Pay for Hourly Store Workers After $10 Billion Buyout
Walgreens will no longer give many of its retail workers paid vacation time for Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays, as the company looks to cut costs under new owners.
www.bloomberg.com
November 11, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Jewish people protesting in Ellis Island against their deportation back in Germany, 1936.
November 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Why does the media keep repeating the lie that the illegal killings in the Caribbean are in international waters?

They must know there's no such thing in the region. See link & map. Blue areas are international waters.

People are dying in their own waters.

www.marineregions.org/eezmapper.php
November 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I feel like Trump and Zohran illustrate a core choice for US voters: You can accept that we are a diverse and multicultural society and enjoy the benefits, or you can insist on white Christian supremacy and get ripped off by criminals who literally bulldoze your government.
November 7, 2025 at 7:11 PM
What's wild about the A.I. bubble is that it seems like everyone knows its a bubble.

I lived through 2008. I remember some people saying "there's a housing bubble," but I'm pretty sure there was not this intimate knowledge of how and why it was a bubble--at least not until after the crash.
November 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Her husband told her that detainees at Broadview had to get up at 5am to get in line for one bathroom. He often peed himself. One time he had to wait until 2pm to use the bathroom. You could only use the bathroom once a day. He said the agents would beat you if you used the bathroom on yourself.
November 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
This is what liberal feminism took from us in the workplace.
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Elon will never get that trillion, it's tied to milestones that Tesla will never hit. If they do, it will purely be based on lies and fraud, and I genuinely believe people are catching on to his grift.
November 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
When does the 740 Park Ave housing lottery open???
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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I think it is just telling of just how much the ostensible “liberal” media hates liberal voters.
November 4, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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“Fuck man, we’re about to win. There must be something we can do to stop this.”
November 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Dear Canada, can someone explain why we are not doing this??

electrek.co/2025/11/02/n...
New national law will turn large parking lots into solar power farms
Starting this month, parking lots in South Korea with more than 80 spaces will be required to install solar canopies and carports.
electrek.co
November 3, 2025 at 11:41 AM
If you are donating to help people facing SNAP cuts (and I hope you are!), think also of animal shelters. When money gets tight, a lot of people surrender their pets. Folks shouldn't have to choose between eating and keeping their beloved companions.
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
They say strip clubs are the surest early indicator of a recession, and this is bad.
November 4, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Holy shit
Overnight court filings seem to be giving us a peek at what U.S. Border Patrol commander Greg Bovino said in his deposition so far (it apparently continues today):
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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This is a classic form of voter intimidation—making people feel like it’s not safe to go to the polls. It moments like this where we need to summon our courage & vote anyhow. Vote in the tradition of the people who marched in Selma to secure the right to vote.
Breaking from NJ AG Platkin:

"Early this morning, law enforcement responded to threats that were received by email involving certain polling places in Bergen, Essex, Mercer, Middlesex, Monmouth, Ocean, and Passaic Counties. Law enforcement … have worked swiftly to secure these polling locations."
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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ICE is prohibited from using deadly force against an evading target, but can justify it if they say they are in danger. Immigration officials have shot into 4 cars in recent weeks. In 3 cases they said the target was driving toward them, when it seems more likely the drivers were trying to escape:
November 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
November 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Again, this precise use case is why these systems exist-to proliferate people’s racist (transphobic, misogynistic…) imaginary at scale. This should not be seen as a “misuse” but rather the product being used exactly as intended.
Racist Influencers Using OpenAI's Sora to Make it Look Like Poor People Are Selling Food Stamps for Cash
Folks looking for evidence of SNAP recipients as welfare queens have no shortage of AI generated schlock to use as justification.
futurism.com
November 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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If your newspaper is giving Donald Trump softer headlines and gauzier coverage than People Magazine, that should be a bit of a wake up call.
someone invited people magazine to the kitchen and they brought their own knives
November 2, 2025 at 6:13 PM