Christopher Keelty (he/him)
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She's been finding her way. I was not a fan when she took over. I wouldn't say I'm a "fan" now, but she's definitely grown on me.
January 9, 2026 at 2:21 AM
She's been finding her way. I was not a fan when she took over. I wouldn't say I'm a "fan" now, but she's definitely grown on me.
Go ahead and look up the Black and Tans in Ireland. That's you. And the more people learn the truth, the worse things are going to get for you. This, right now, is the best things will ever be for you.
January 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Go ahead and look up the Black and Tans in Ireland. That's you. And the more people learn the truth, the worse things are going to get for you. This, right now, is the best things will ever be for you.
If you are an ICE agent, you should know that everyone hates you. Your family is ashamed of you. Your spouse is in the process of divorcing you. Your children will cut you out of their lives at the first opportunity. You will never again be accepted by society. That door is closed to you.
January 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
If you are an ICE agent, you should know that everyone hates you. Your family is ashamed of you. Your spouse is in the process of divorcing you. Your children will cut you out of their lives at the first opportunity. You will never again be accepted by society. That door is closed to you.
Wait do they suspect foul play?
apnews.com/article/new-... dead whale found on the bow of a ship in New Jersey sparks an investigation
A dead whale found on the bow of a ship in New Jersey sparks an investigation
The death of a whale found on the bow of a container ship at a port along the Delaware River in southern New Jersey is under investigation.
apnews.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Wait do they suspect foul play?
We can't let them take our compassion. It's easy to hate, it's easy to harden. It's harder to endure all this trauma and retain our compassion and empathy. Crying is far, far braver than anything any failed mall cop on the ICE payroll ever does.
January 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
We can't let them take our compassion. It's easy to hate, it's easy to harden. It's harder to endure all this trauma and retain our compassion and empathy. Crying is far, far braver than anything any failed mall cop on the ICE payroll ever does.
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Cartoon by Pat Bagley, The Salt Lake Tribune
January 8, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Cartoon by Pat Bagley, The Salt Lake Tribune
I truly, honestly think this platform is more representative of popular opinion than Twitter--and I think a lot of you in the media have a distorted idea of public opinion because you are still on Twitter, being manipulated by bots and trolls.
January 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I truly, honestly think this platform is more representative of popular opinion than Twitter--and I think a lot of you in the media have a distorted idea of public opinion because you are still on Twitter, being manipulated by bots and trolls.
I'm sure it will work exactly as they plan, the same way Biden flooding Appalachia with free money made all the people there love the Democrats.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
I'm sure it will work exactly as they plan, the same way Biden flooding Appalachia with free money made all the people there love the Democrats.
What "America First" means for US taxpayers is that Argentina gets your tax money, and Venezuela gets your tax money, and Israel gets your tax money, and Greenland gets your tax money, but you lose your health insurance subsidies and your job and can't afford a house or childcare or food.
Wait wait wait, while Americans have to pay hundreds of billions of dollars in new tariffs, Trump is going send over $10,000 to each person in *Greenland*?????????
This is a joke right ?
www.reuters.com/world/europe...
This is a joke right ?
www.reuters.com/world/europe...
Exclusive: Trump administration mulls payments to sway Greenlanders to join US
U.S. officials have discussed sending lump sum payments to Greenlanders as part of a bid to convince them to secede from Denmark and potentially join the United States, according to four sources famil...
www.reuters.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
What "America First" means for US taxpayers is that Argentina gets your tax money, and Venezuela gets your tax money, and Israel gets your tax money, and Greenland gets your tax money, but you lose your health insurance subsidies and your job and can't afford a house or childcare or food.
...and what came out of that? A lot of right-wing trolls with no following saw a huge surge in traffic on which they could build platforms. But the lefty influencers got what they needed, content to give their followers their daily dose of outrage.
January 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
...and what came out of that? A lot of right-wing trolls with no following saw a huge surge in traffic on which they could build platforms. But the lefty influencers got what they needed, content to give their followers their daily dose of outrage.
I thought this became really clear in 2021 after Trump and some of his lackeys got banned from most social media. Suddenly these huge lefty accounts were retweeeting tiny right-wing trolls with no following, just because they needed SOMETHING to gin up outrage. It was their only brand.
January 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I thought this became really clear in 2021 after Trump and some of his lackeys got banned from most social media. Suddenly these huge lefty accounts were retweeeting tiny right-wing trolls with no following, just because they needed SOMETHING to gin up outrage. It was their only brand.
The big lefty accounts NEED bad right-wing takes so they can respond and create content. The right-wing accounts need the lefty outrage to generate negative engagement and amplify them. So they get their precious clicks, while the rest of us get poisoned.
January 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
The big lefty accounts NEED bad right-wing takes so they can respond and create content. The right-wing accounts need the lefty outrage to generate negative engagement and amplify them. So they get their precious clicks, while the rest of us get poisoned.
We do not talk enough about the sick symbiotic relationship between left and right influencers and how they rely on each other to generate content and clicks at the expense of audiences.
January 9, 2026 at 1:45 AM
We do not talk enough about the sick symbiotic relationship between left and right influencers and how they rely on each other to generate content and clicks at the expense of audiences.
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"You deserve to die if you disagree with us" is their position. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Rep. Randy Fine: "If you impede the actions of our law enforcement as they seek to repel foreign invaders from our country, you get what's coming to you. I do not feel bad for the woman that was involved."
January 8, 2026 at 2:37 PM
"You deserve to die if you disagree with us" is their position. bsky.app/profile/atru...
Truly, truly hope the Democrats are watching and writing this all down. In the future when we have a Democrat Socialist in office and we're taxing the hell out of billionaires and confiscating firearms, they can just say "This is what America voted for."
January 8, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Truly, truly hope the Democrats are watching and writing this all down. In the future when we have a Democrat Socialist in office and we're taxing the hell out of billionaires and confiscating firearms, they can just say "This is what America voted for."
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Ah well. Can't disagree here really. Americans did vote for masked agents of the state to kill innocent people, whether they understood that at the time or not. Too bad they didn't listen to anyone who tried to explain it to them bsky.app/profile/atru...
January 8, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Ah well. Can't disagree here really. Americans did vote for masked agents of the state to kill innocent people, whether they understood that at the time or not. Too bad they didn't listen to anyone who tried to explain it to them bsky.app/profile/atru...
Now why would he go and disable replies to this??
January 8, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Now why would he go and disable replies to this??
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They're not just doing tyranny, they're doing the *exact* things listed in the Declaration of Independence that the colonists accused the king of. It's surreal
January 8, 2026 at 12:37 AM
They're not just doing tyranny, they're doing the *exact* things listed in the Declaration of Independence that the colonists accused the king of. It's surreal
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This is the only correct position, and the inevitable response from knee-jerk centrist reactionaries of "it won't work" is not a valid objection. Every member of Congress has a duty to say that what Noem has been doing is not acceptable.
I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
January 8, 2026 at 1:28 AM
This is the only correct position, and the inevitable response from knee-jerk centrist reactionaries of "it won't work" is not a valid objection. Every member of Congress has a duty to say that what Noem has been doing is not acceptable.
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Growing up, my parents taught me and my sisters that white folks who stand up against white supremacy and domination are always, always, ALWAYS punished and killed alongside the targets of white supremacist domination... this is yet another facet of its violence, and how/why white supremacy endures.
January 8, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Growing up, my parents taught me and my sisters that white folks who stand up against white supremacy and domination are always, always, ALWAYS punished and killed alongside the targets of white supremacist domination... this is yet another facet of its violence, and how/why white supremacy endures.
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1. ICE will kill you.
2. Trumpists will lie to justify it.
3. Because they are all thug trash.
2. Trumpists will lie to justify it.
3. Because they are all thug trash.
January 8, 2026 at 1:10 AM
1. ICE will kill you.
2. Trumpists will lie to justify it.
3. Because they are all thug trash.
2. Trumpists will lie to justify it.
3. Because they are all thug trash.
"Shoot first, ask questions later" is the best policy if you want to survive this administration.
Denmark has authorized its troops to shoot invaders if they attempt to attack Greenland. A shoot first ask questions later policy has been implemented. France is working on a contingency plan to counter invaders, it also has a nuclear shoot first ask questions later policy.
January 8, 2026 at 2:08 AM
"Shoot first, ask questions later" is the best policy if you want to survive this administration.