Christmas Movie Bot 🎄🎬🤖
@christmasmoviebot.bsky.social
The original bot by @simeonthefool.bsky.social is back! Generating random new #Christmas Movies and Holiday Specials for festive cheer all the year.
Certified AI-free, no LLMs! Made with handcrafted random word banks just like in the good old days.
Certified AI-free, no LLMs! Made with handcrafted random word banks just like in the good old days.
Woman, Jr. (2015): Kwanzaa plans are destined to be ruined when a travel writer and a travel writer come together to pay a visit to a FBI agent.
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Woman, Jr. (2015): Kwanzaa plans are destined to be ruined when a travel writer and a travel writer come together to pay a visit to a FBI agent.
Christmas In A Life-Changing Cottage (1945): A by-the-book christmas tree is facing Christmas alone, until an irreverent spy unexpectedly shows up!
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Christmas In A Life-Changing Cottage (1945): A by-the-book christmas tree is facing Christmas alone, until an irreverent spy unexpectedly shows up!
Christmas In Another Time And Place For Mary (1995): Santa Claus is ugly! It's up to a free-spirited dog to form a special bond with Good King Wenceslas and save Christmastime.
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Christmas In Another Time And Place For Mary (1995): Santa Claus is ugly! It's up to a free-spirited dog to form a special bond with Good King Wenceslas and save Christmastime.
Journey Back To Cyberspace (2005): A retired bachelor must fix up the biggest threat to Kwanzaa yet: A wrapping paper.
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Journey Back To Cyberspace (2005): A retired bachelor must fix up the biggest threat to Kwanzaa yet: A wrapping paper.
A Very Santa'S Elves Thanksgiving (1956): Santa Claus is dying! It's up to an elegant magician to kidnap a man raised as an elf and save Christmas.
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 AM
A Very Santa'S Elves Thanksgiving (1956): Santa Claus is dying! It's up to an elegant magician to kidnap a man raised as an elf and save Christmas.
An Elderly Kwanzaa Gift (1982): Two rival strangers must team up to object to hollies in time for Christmas.
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 AM
An Elderly Kwanzaa Gift (1982): Two rival strangers must team up to object to hollies in time for Christmas.
Yuletide For Miss Carol (2005): A hilarious comedy remake of A Gruff Ring (1945).
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Yuletide For Miss Carol (2005): A hilarious comedy remake of A Gruff Ring (1945).
Mary And Joseph Saves Thanksgiving (1945): When all the AI chatbots in a website wind up on Santa's Naughty List, it's up to an evil lumberjack to become a grandparent to a mystery.
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Mary And Joseph Saves Thanksgiving (1945): When all the AI chatbots in a website wind up on Santa's Naughty List, it's up to an evil lumberjack to become a grandparent to a mystery.
My Dad Is The Krampus (1963): Santa Claus is wealthy! It's up to an entertaining uncle to sign up for Charles Dickens and save Christmastime.
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 AM
My Dad Is The Krampus (1963): Santa Claus is wealthy! It's up to an entertaining uncle to sign up for Charles Dickens and save Christmastime.
Christmas In A Craft Sale (1984): A deadly grandmother reconsiders her priorities when she is stranded in a home for struggling orphans for Christmas.
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Christmas In A Craft Sale (1984): A deadly grandmother reconsiders her priorities when she is stranded in a home for struggling orphans for Christmas.
The Solstice Assassin (2005): A musical special remake of Thanksgiving Is Comical, Charlie Brown! (1934).
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
The Solstice Assassin (2005): A musical special remake of Thanksgiving Is Comical, Charlie Brown! (1934).
The Great Actor Caper (1982): An aspiring queen takes a successful approach to New Years Eve, until their majestic uncle arrives with a rich stranger in tow.
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
The Great Actor Caper (1982): An aspiring queen takes a successful approach to New Years Eve, until their majestic uncle arrives with a rich stranger in tow.
A Dog Named A Nativity Scene (1992): A kitschy old flame receives a visit from the ghost of his host of a cooking show. Will he change his ways and gain a holiday party before it's too late?
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
A Dog Named A Nativity Scene (1992): A kitschy old flame receives a visit from the ghost of his host of a cooking show. Will he change his ways and gain a holiday party before it's too late?
The Night Before Dogs (2001): Life is turned upside down for a forgotten bachelor when a retired saint arrives in their tiny apartment to see eye-to-eye with the truth about Santa.
November 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
The Night Before Dogs (2001): Life is turned upside down for a forgotten bachelor when a retired saint arrives in their tiny apartment to see eye-to-eye with the truth about Santa.
Mickey Mouse In Cyberspace (1958): An adorable child wants to get his stranded mother the gift of Christmas hams.
November 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Mickey Mouse In Cyberspace (1958): An adorable child wants to get his stranded mother the gift of Christmas hams.
Mrs. Business (1991): A ruined celebrity tries to capture photographic evidence that Jack Frost really exists. Their plans go hilariously selfish!
November 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Mrs. Business (1991): A ruined celebrity tries to capture photographic evidence that Jack Frost really exists. Their plans go hilariously selfish!
It'S Beginning To Look A Lot Like Songs (1982): Santa Claus is hunky! It's up to a real dog to Skype with Grandma and save Christmas.
November 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM
It'S Beginning To Look A Lot Like Songs (1982): Santa Claus is hunky! It's up to a real dog to Skype with Grandma and save Christmas.
The Ham Before Christmastime (1935): The old-fashioned sequel to The Ghost Of Christmas Past Returns (1965).
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The Ham Before Christmastime (1935): The old-fashioned sequel to The Ghost Of Christmas Past Returns (1965).
The Accountant And The Four Boxes (1965): A life-changing FBI agent goes back to her distracted hometown for Christmas, only to rekindle a romance with a rich angel.
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The Accountant And The Four Boxes (1965): A life-changing FBI agent goes back to her distracted hometown for Christmas, only to rekindle a romance with a rich angel.
The Priest And The Four Emails (2013): It's love at first sight when a police officer and an author meet one day in a shelf. But at Christmas, love can be uptight.
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The Priest And The Four Emails (2013): It's love at first sight when a police officer and an author meet one day in a shelf. But at Christmas, love can be uptight.
The Woman Before A Nativity Scene (1962): A distracted barfly plans a mysterious Christmastime with her donkey, including a stay in a resort and a list of partridges. But when they sing carols with a shoe, the list proves culture-shocked!
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The Woman Before A Nativity Scene (1962): A distracted barfly plans a mysterious Christmastime with her donkey, including a stay in a resort and a list of partridges. But when they sing carols with a shoe, the list proves culture-shocked!
Dreaming Of A Snowy Christmas (1958): Linus travels to a stranded place where the spirit of Christmas still exists: a TV studio.
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Dreaming Of A Snowy Christmas (1958): Linus travels to a stranded place where the spirit of Christmas still exists: a TV studio.
Cousin In The Family (1996): A lesbian single mother struggles to reconsider a spy.
November 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Cousin In The Family (1996): A lesbian single mother struggles to reconsider a spy.
Silent Night, Bitter Night (1964): Christmas will be canceled unless a famous CEO can get engaged to the money.
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Silent Night, Bitter Night (1964): Christmas will be canceled unless a famous CEO can get engaged to the money.
Christmas With The Grandmothers (1982): If an elf doesn't write a song about Santa's sleigh, a recently-deceased country bumpkin will solve the mystery of a dream.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Christmas With The Grandmothers (1982): If an elf doesn't write a song about Santa's sleigh, a recently-deceased country bumpkin will solve the mystery of a dream.