Rt. Hon. Christelle Nicolas
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Rt. Hon. Christelle Nicolas
@christellempsp.bsky.social
Former PM of Canada 🇨🇦

PARODY ACCOUNT FOR MPSP / COMPTE PARODIE POUR MPSP
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It was truly an honour to participate this year! I'd like to thank each one of you for making this journey possible and memorable❤️

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C'était vraiment un honneur de participer cette année! Je tiens à remercier chacun d'entre vous pour avoir rendu ce voyage possible et mémorable❤️

It was truly an honour to participate this year! I'd like to thank each one of you for making this journey possible and memorable❤️

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C'était vraiment un honneur de participer cette année! Je tiens à remercier chacun d'entre vous pour avoir rendu ce voyage possible et mémorable❤️
January 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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We'll let you kids handle the Legos and ABC blocks while the adults run the government.

The Preschool government talks big for a bunch of crayon eaters, but don't worry; The Brat Party brought the eraser. #BratParty #CleanUpOnAisleGovernment
Hey @brat-party-mpsp.bsky.social, green doesn’t always have to mean go…

Maybe it’s time to stop🛑✋. Let the kids handle things from here on out.
November 28, 2024 at 7:56 PM
The Preschool Government is proof that giving power to amateurs only leads to crayon scribbles on important documents. Pathetic.
#BratParty #CrisisInTheSandbox
November 28, 2024 at 3:51 AM
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Our glorious deputy leader at the debate, accompanied by his infinitely brat security team, to protect him from the haters after all these FALSE allegations of kidnapping made by said haters.

Stay strong, Brat Summer is forever.
October 25, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Even RizzApp can't come up with a good caption for this!!! 💚✊ @raniamesri-mpsp.bsky.social @quanah-mpsp.bsky.social
October 26, 2024 at 2:09 AM
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POV : you’re looking at your future government.
POV : Tu regardes ton prochain gouvernement.
@brat-party-mpsp.bsky.social @raniamesri-mpsp.bsky.social
October 25, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Everyone is BRAT✊💚
Us: Go on greeeeeen grass if you’re a BRAT member!!!

Preschool party :
October 24, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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The Preschool Party leader has been caught SPYING on us!!
Completely unacceptable for a soon-to-be opposition party!

Better off as the criminal schooling party.
October 23, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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Crime.
October 23, 2024 at 9:48 PM
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Together we’re stronger.
October 23, 2024 at 9:54 PM
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Like and reflap if you think @raniamesri-mpsp.bsky.social is going to destroy the other “parties” during next week’s debate
October 19, 2024 at 1:49 AM
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See why I call them the Criminal Schooling Party? It writes itself!!!

BRAT will lock up Drake!
As minister of intl. besties I got to meet the newly elected president of New Frengland, who guaranteed to keep working together as nations.

After months of negotiations with the Frenglish gov., Canadian icon and trademark, DRAKE, was freed by the president himself.

Drake is going home.
October 18, 2024 at 12:58 AM
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Who would you want to govern Canada 🇨🇦?
An overtired Kindergarten Congress 👶?
Or a strong, proud and united party, that stands for eternally epic Brat values🟩?
October 15, 2024 at 8:38 PM
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Great leader! Great speech!
September 30, 2024 at 2:03 AM
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Un très beau discours! Quelques années plus tard, tous les profs de sciences politiques vont dire que c'est le parti Brat qui avait raison.
THE GREAT FUTURE OF OUR COUNTRY!! BRAT BRAT BRAT BRAT💚🦖 @brat-party-mpsp.bsky.social @raniamesri-mpsp.bsky.social
September 30, 2024 at 2:57 AM
THE GREAT FUTURE OF OUR COUNTRY!! BRAT BRAT BRAT BRAT💚🦖 @brat-party-mpsp.bsky.social @raniamesri-mpsp.bsky.social
September 30, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Teaching preschoolers the alphabet so they'd be able to read the new rules the Brat party will introduce👸💚
September 29, 2024 at 11:54 PM
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FREE COFFEE FOR ALL! INCLUDING FOR KIDS!!!!

RIGHT. BEFORE. BED.

For a better and greater and brattier Canada💚

Café gratuit pour TOUS avec extra COLD FOAM pour les ENFANTS JUSTE AVANT DE DORMIR!!!

Pour un Canada plus fort, éminent et Brat💚
September 28, 2024 at 10:26 PM
The Brat party tn, knowing the other parties are cooked!🧠😷🖍️⚽️🗣️
September 28, 2024 at 5:46 AM