chrisshaffer.bsky.social
@chrisshaffer.bsky.social
Board game player
Librarian
oops, it's Tellthebeees with five E
September 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It's by Tellthebees
September 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
You descend down a descent when you are mountain climbing. You dissent when you disagree.
September 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Enjoy? What is there to enjoy?
September 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
What is tech9?
September 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
You overestimate him, thinking he has a plan at all.
September 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
You misspelled brake.
September 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Reposted
The next Democratic president should declare that the National Emergencies Act and Article II of the Constitution allow him to:

•admit D.C. and Puerto Rico as states
•abolish ICE
•grant citizenship to any immigrant
•disband the 5th Circuit
•expand the Supreme Court

Seriously: Why the hell not?
September 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
You throw everything but the kitchen sink at a problem. Liquids go through the kitchen sink to the drain.
August 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Reposted
Jimmy’s enemies: those who voted against Amy. Also Amy. #bb27
July 20, 2025 at 1:49 AM