Christopher Manson
@chrismanson.bsky.social
NW FL/SE AL-based Writer. Comedian. Cartoonist. Musician. Actor. Filmmaker. Recovering drunk. Ponderer. Bluesky celebrity.
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1000 percent ANTIFA(scist)(scism).
I love music + books + movies + kind people + dogs + coffee!
Son/Brother/Friend
1000 percent ANTIFA(scist)(scism).
I love music + books + movies + kind people + dogs + coffee!
Happy Black History Month everyone, including the racist, insane motherfucker in the White House and all the racist, insane motherfuckers who voted for and still support the racist, insane motherfucker.
February 1, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Happy Black History Month everyone, including the racist, insane motherfucker in the White House and all the racist, insane motherfuckers who voted for and still support the racist, insane motherfucker.
Sadly, I just learned “Melania” is not a snuff film.
January 19, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Sadly, I just learned “Melania” is not a snuff film.
What’s a MAGA’s favorite kind of bread?
Inbred!
Inbred!
January 16, 2026 at 8:33 PM
What’s a MAGA’s favorite kind of bread?
Inbred!
Inbred!
No ICE. That'd be neat.
January 13, 2026 at 12:36 AM
No ICE. That'd be neat.
The assholes from CASINO that mistook the guy’s hero sandwich for a gun would be overqualified to work for ICE.
January 9, 2026 at 3:59 PM
The assholes from CASINO that mistook the guy’s hero sandwich for a gun would be overqualified to work for ICE.
On this day in 2021, I selected Donald Trump as the Person I’d Most Like to See Get Run Over by a Steamroller. Five years later, he still tops my list.
January 6, 2026 at 8:04 PM
On this day in 2021, I selected Donald Trump as the Person I’d Most Like to See Get Run Over by a Steamroller. Five years later, he still tops my list.
Happy Insurrection Day!
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Christopher Manson (@chrismanson67)
Happy Insurrection Day . . . I suppose.
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January 6, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Happy Insurrection Day!
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Wondering what “civilized” country is going to swoop in here and snatch up Donald and Melania.
January 5, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Wondering what “civilized” country is going to swoop in here and snatch up Donald and Melania.
Thank you, Lemmy, for this Christmas present from the great beyond.
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Motörhead release Lost Tapes 7 for Lemmy's 80th Birthday - The Official Motörhead Website
Born to raise hell! Today would have been Lemmy’s 80th birthday so to celebrate we have an extra special edition of The Lӧst Tapes for you, recorded at his 50th in 1995 at the Whisky A Go Go in West H...
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January 3, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Thank you, Lemmy, for this Christmas present from the great beyond.
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A great track from SONGS FROM AND INSPIRED BY THE EPSTEIN FILES.
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Paint It, Black
YouTube video by The Rolling Stones - Topic
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December 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
A great track from SONGS FROM AND INSPIRED BY THE EPSTEIN FILES.
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Be vewwy quiet. I'm hunting biwwionaiwes.
November 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Be vewwy quiet. I'm hunting biwwionaiwes.
I believe that miracles happen every day. Why just this morning I got an email that somebody noticed me on LinkedIn.
November 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I believe that miracles happen every day. Why just this morning I got an email that somebody noticed me on LinkedIn.
Lorne. Do you need someone to play Fetterman Saturday night?
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Lorne. Do you need someone to play Fetterman Saturday night?
Christopher’s Book Club Selection for November! Alan Light’s DON’T STOP: WHY WE STILL LOVE FLEETWOOD MAC’S RUMOURS. I haven’t cracked it open yet, but I, too, love the record, and the author co-wrote the excellent Gregg Allman memoir.
November 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Christopher’s Book Club Selection for November! Alan Light’s DON’T STOP: WHY WE STILL LOVE FLEETWOOD MAC’S RUMOURS. I haven’t cracked it open yet, but I, too, love the record, and the author co-wrote the excellent Gregg Allman memoir.
BREAKING NEWS… Trump Demands Library of Congress Add “Cum Craving Sluts” to National Film Registry
November 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
BREAKING NEWS… Trump Demands Library of Congress Add “Cum Craving Sluts” to National Film Registry
Your guide to this season's heartwarming holiday fare!
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Hallmark Christmas Movies for 2025
Too soon...?
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November 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Your guide to this season's heartwarming holiday fare!
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Mighty Love - The Spinners | The Midnight Special
YouTube video by The Midnight Special
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October 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Happy George C. Scott Birthday! Celebrate accordiongly.
October 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Happy George C. Scott Birthday! Celebrate accordiongly.
Today's Edition of FUCK ICE
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ICE Agent Who Took Upskirt Photos of Flight Attendant Says It Wasn't a Crime Because He Was Sneaky (Reason.com)
Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agent Billy Olvera just wanted more cookies—or so he told an American Airlines flight attendant. Meanwhile, he used...
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October 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Today's Edition of FUCK ICE
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Elliott Gould on the late great Diane Keaton.
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Elliott Gould remembers Diane Keaton – ‘We snuck into a bush and she said: ‘This is called making out’’ (The Guardian)
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October 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Elliott Gould on the late great Diane Keaton.
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New from the great Tommy Womack
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Just Another Shooting
YouTube video by Tommy Womack - Topic
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October 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
New from the great Tommy Womack
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Your new favorite Hallowe'en song!
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Halloween Is Coming
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
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October 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Your new favorite Hallowe'en song!
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If it was hard, nobody would be doing it.
October 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If it was hard, nobody would be doing it.
New in Books - Melanie D.G. Kaplan’s Lab Dog: A Beagle and His Human Investigate the Surprising World of Animal Research. Grateful to the publishers for the advance copy. The late great Jane Goodall calls Lab Dog “remarkable”; higher praise is not necessary.
October 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
New in Books - Melanie D.G. Kaplan’s Lab Dog: A Beagle and His Human Investigate the Surprising World of Animal Research. Grateful to the publishers for the advance copy. The late great Jane Goodall calls Lab Dog “remarkable”; higher praise is not necessary.
A little absurdity about Bob Dylan's latest obsession.
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Tangled Up in Bluey
Bob Dylan's Latest Obsession
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October 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
A little absurdity about Bob Dylan's latest obsession.
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