Christopher Manson
@chrismanson.bsky.social
NW FL/SE AL-based Writer. Comedian. Cartoonist. Musician. Actor. Filmmaker. Recovering drunk. Ponderer. Bluesky celebrity.
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1000 percent ANTIFA(scist)(scism).
I love music + books + movies + kind people + dogs + coffee!
Son/Brother/Friend
1000 percent ANTIFA(scist)(scism).
I love music + books + movies + kind people + dogs + coffee!
Lorne. Do you need someone to play Fetterman Saturday night?
November 12, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Lorne. Do you need someone to play Fetterman Saturday night?
Christopher’s Book Club Selection for November! Alan Light’s DON’T STOP: WHY WE STILL LOVE FLEETWOOD MAC’S RUMOURS. I haven’t cracked it open yet, but I, too, love the record, and the author co-wrote the excellent Gregg Allman memoir.
November 6, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Christopher’s Book Club Selection for November! Alan Light’s DON’T STOP: WHY WE STILL LOVE FLEETWOOD MAC’S RUMOURS. I haven’t cracked it open yet, but I, too, love the record, and the author co-wrote the excellent Gregg Allman memoir.
BREAKING NEWS… Trump Demands Library of Congress Add “Cum Craving Sluts” to National Film Registry
November 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
BREAKING NEWS… Trump Demands Library of Congress Add “Cum Craving Sluts” to National Film Registry
Your guide to this season's heartwarming holiday fare!
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Hallmark Christmas Movies for 2025
Too soon...?
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November 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Your guide to this season's heartwarming holiday fare!
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Mighty Love - The Spinners | The Midnight Special
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October 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Happy George C. Scott Birthday! Celebrate accordiongly.
October 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Happy George C. Scott Birthday! Celebrate accordiongly.
Today's Edition of FUCK ICE
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ICE Agent Who Took Upskirt Photos of Flight Attendant Says It Wasn't a Crime Because He Was Sneaky (Reason.com)
Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agent Billy Olvera just wanted more cookies—or so he told an American Airlines flight attendant. Meanwhile, he used...
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October 16, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Today's Edition of FUCK ICE
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Elliott Gould on the late great Diane Keaton.
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Elliott Gould remembers Diane Keaton – ‘We snuck into a bush and she said: ‘This is called making out’’ (The Guardian)
I was shocked when I heard about Diane’s passing....
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October 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Elliott Gould on the late great Diane Keaton.
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New from the great Tommy Womack
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Just Another Shooting
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October 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
New from the great Tommy Womack
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Your new favorite Hallowe'en song!
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Halloween Is Coming
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October 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Your new favorite Hallowe'en song!
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If it was hard, nobody would be doing it.
October 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If it was hard, nobody would be doing it.
New in Books - Melanie D.G. Kaplan’s Lab Dog: A Beagle and His Human Investigate the Surprising World of Animal Research. Grateful to the publishers for the advance copy. The late great Jane Goodall calls Lab Dog “remarkable”; higher praise is not necessary.
October 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
New in Books - Melanie D.G. Kaplan’s Lab Dog: A Beagle and His Human Investigate the Surprising World of Animal Research. Grateful to the publishers for the advance copy. The late great Jane Goodall calls Lab Dog “remarkable”; higher praise is not necessary.
A little absurdity about Bob Dylan's latest obsession.
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Tangled Up in Bluey
Bob Dylan's Latest Obsession
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October 14, 2025 at 6:22 PM
A little absurdity about Bob Dylan's latest obsession.
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Congratulations to Maria Corina Machado on your Nobel Peace Prize! Also, where is America’s Maria Corina Machado?
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October 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Congratulations to Maria Corina Machado on your Nobel Peace Prize! Also, where is America’s Maria Corina Machado?
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BREAKING NEWS… President Trump a Shoo-in for Nobel Piss Prize.
October 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
BREAKING NEWS… President Trump a Shoo-in for Nobel Piss Prize.
“I have seen a grievous evil under the sun: wealth hoarded to the harm of others…” - Ecclesiastes 5:13
October 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
“I have seen a grievous evil under the sun: wealth hoarded to the harm of others…” - Ecclesiastes 5:13
Now more than ever.
October 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Now more than ever.
Tilly Norwood is on the Epstein List. Tilly Norwood is eating the pets. Tilly Norwood’s ass sucks canal water.
October 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Tilly Norwood is on the Epstein List. Tilly Norwood is eating the pets. Tilly Norwood’s ass sucks canal water.
CURRENT READING: The late great Elmore Leonard’s “lost” novella PICKET LINE, out this week. Introduction by C.M. Kushins, whose recent biography of Dutch was highly satisfying.
October 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
CURRENT READING: The late great Elmore Leonard’s “lost” novella PICKET LINE, out this week. Introduction by C.M. Kushins, whose recent biography of Dutch was highly satisfying.
“Charlie” by Tom MacDonald is now The Worst Song in the World.
September 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
“Charlie” by Tom MacDonald is now The Worst Song in the World.
I stumbled onto a fine oldies compilation while searching for Bob Kuban & the In-Men's “The Cheater.”
September 24, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I stumbled onto a fine oldies compilation while searching for Bob Kuban & the In-Men's “The Cheater.”
So have they set a date for CharlieCon 2026 yet?
September 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
So have they set a date for CharlieCon 2026 yet?
I trust President Fuckbag’s extensive research and knowledge about Autism, don’t you? I guess Tylenol didn’t contribute to his campaign fund and/or don’t rape children.
September 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I trust President Fuckbag’s extensive research and knowledge about Autism, don’t you? I guess Tylenol didn’t contribute to his campaign fund and/or don’t rape children.
NEW! The Week in Christopher, because I’m the only guy who could have written this.
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The Week in Christopher: Week Ending Sunday, September 21, 2025
Blessings to all who gratefully receive the Joy I spread on Substack.
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September 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
NEW! The Week in Christopher, because I’m the only guy who could have written this.
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You guys need to cool it with the insensitive remarks about Charlie.
September 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
You guys need to cool it with the insensitive remarks about Charlie.