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Science, politics, fishing and sports (Leafs). Hoping to find a more sane social media experience and also trying to be better at remaining civil. Screaming “serenity now” is my primary means of coping with the state of the world.
Ally of 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇺🇦
Science, politics, fishing and sports (Leafs). Hoping to find a more sane social media experience and also trying to be better at remaining civil. Screaming “serenity now” is my primary means of coping with the state of the world.
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It is now obvious The Tangerine Wankmaggot is following the Nazi playbook. It seems we are down to the hope that there are enough Americans left who A) can see it happening, and B) are brave enough to do something about it. We will soon see if they actually believe the last 2 lines of their anthem.
Moron Craig Simpson:
“That play where Troy Stecher buried it into his own net was all skill by Connor McDavid.”
“That play where Troy Stecher buried it into his own net was all skill by Connor McDavid.”
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying wait what ?
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying wait what ?
media.tenor.com
December 14, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Moron Craig Simpson:
“That play where Troy Stecher buried it into his own net was all skill by Connor McDavid.”
“That play where Troy Stecher buried it into his own net was all skill by Connor McDavid.”
Craig Simpson really wants the Penguins to come back and win this.
Why can’t he just get hit by a bus?
I don’t wish him dead. Just maybe the bus crushes his larynx and he has to do stats instead of CBC colour commentary.
Why can’t he just get hit by a bus?
I don’t wish him dead. Just maybe the bus crushes his larynx and he has to do stats instead of CBC colour commentary.
November 30, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Craig Simpson really wants the Penguins to come back and win this.
Why can’t he just get hit by a bus?
I don’t wish him dead. Just maybe the bus crushes his larynx and he has to do stats instead of CBC colour commentary.
Why can’t he just get hit by a bus?
I don’t wish him dead. Just maybe the bus crushes his larynx and he has to do stats instead of CBC colour commentary.
Everyone is so down on the Leafs these days, but I’m confident they can still blow this lead.
November 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Everyone is so down on the Leafs these days, but I’m confident they can still blow this lead.
Craig Simpson:
“Smart play by Morgan Riley to shoot it on net because nobody is with him”
His colour commentary as the Leafs dig the puck out of their net because a goal is scored on them.
Why is he paid to do this? He is so bad.
“Smart play by Morgan Riley to shoot it on net because nobody is with him”
His colour commentary as the Leafs dig the puck out of their net because a goal is scored on them.
Why is he paid to do this? He is so bad.
October 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Craig Simpson:
“Smart play by Morgan Riley to shoot it on net because nobody is with him”
His colour commentary as the Leafs dig the puck out of their net because a goal is scored on them.
Why is he paid to do this? He is so bad.
“Smart play by Morgan Riley to shoot it on net because nobody is with him”
His colour commentary as the Leafs dig the puck out of their net because a goal is scored on them.
Why is he paid to do this? He is so bad.
Listening to Craig Simpson tell us stuff is happening on the ice that we can literally see is not happening. Why do they continue to pay this moron?
October 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Listening to Craig Simpson tell us stuff is happening on the ice that we can literally see is not happening. Why do they continue to pay this moron?
Matthews seems to have his release back
October 11, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Matthews seems to have his release back
Just checked in on the Jays game. Birds are up 270:120. I’m not a baseball fan but seems like a healthy lead in the 7th. Not sure where all this offence from both teams is coming from. Never heard of over 300 runs in one game before.
October 9, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Just checked in on the Jays game. Birds are up 270:120. I’m not a baseball fan but seems like a healthy lead in the 7th. Not sure where all this offence from both teams is coming from. Never heard of over 300 runs in one game before.
Refs never miss a single fucking chance to call a penalty in favour of FLA. Like fucking never.
June 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Refs never miss a single fucking chance to call a penalty in favour of FLA. Like fucking never.
Oilers have the worst power play in the SCF in probably 20 years.
June 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Oilers have the worst power play in the SCF in probably 20 years.
Moron Craig Simpson:
“Crowd wanted a penalty there, weren’t able to get it”
Yeah. Because it’s a fucking penalty all day you goddamn fucking moron.
“Crowd wanted a penalty there, weren’t able to get it”
Yeah. Because it’s a fucking penalty all day you goddamn fucking moron.
June 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Moron Craig Simpson:
“Crowd wanted a penalty there, weren’t able to get it”
Yeah. Because it’s a fucking penalty all day you goddamn fucking moron.
“Crowd wanted a penalty there, weren’t able to get it”
Yeah. Because it’s a fucking penalty all day you goddamn fucking moron.
So disappointed that we had to go right to the other game and we missed the panel talking about how “The Senators have to feel good about the comeback and how they’re really building momentum in this series”
April 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
So disappointed that we had to go right to the other game and we missed the panel talking about how “The Senators have to feel good about the comeback and how they’re really building momentum in this series”
The only thing better than being up 3-0 over Ottawa is that two were soul-crushing OT losses for those diving crybabies.
April 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The only thing better than being up 3-0 over Ottawa is that two were soul-crushing OT losses for those diving crybabies.
This panel is a bigger fucking clown show than the reffing in this game.
April 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This panel is a bigger fucking clown show than the reffing in this game.
Does Kelly Hrudey have his cheeks full of nuts for the winter or what?
April 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Does Kelly Hrudey have his cheeks full of nuts for the winter or what?
I can’t wait to hear how amazing the Sens are playing based on the expert opinion of the panel.
April 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I can’t wait to hear how amazing the Sens are playing based on the expert opinion of the panel.
Ulmark batting 0.500 again tonight.
April 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Ulmark batting 0.500 again tonight.
Someone should tell Brady Tkachuk that his barber fucked up and made a dumb looking line through his head.
April 21, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Someone should tell Brady Tkachuk that his barber fucked up and made a dumb looking line through his head.
So I’m worried the Leafs are using all their penalties calls for the entire series tonight
April 21, 2025 at 1:36 AM
So I’m worried the Leafs are using all their penalties calls for the entire series tonight
It’s just so bizarre watching a Leafs game where the penalties
are actually being called. I’ve never seen this before that I can recall.
are actually being called. I’ve never seen this before that I can recall.
April 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It’s just so bizarre watching a Leafs game where the penalties
are actually being called. I’ve never seen this before that I can recall.
are actually being called. I’ve never seen this before that I can recall.
I like this fourth line a lot
April 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I like this fourth line a lot
Ha! The only call the refs could not ignore. Suck it Bettman!!
March 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Ha! The only call the refs could not ignore. Suck it Bettman!!
So Laughton is not tough and can’t fight either. Super.
March 16, 2025 at 12:38 AM
So Laughton is not tough and can’t fight either. Super.
Never see that reverse hit called. Unless a Leaf does it.
March 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Never see that reverse hit called. Unless a Leaf does it.
Nice assist by Domi there
March 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Nice assist by Domi there
Willy takes over
March 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Willy takes over