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Chris Lamonica
@chrislamonica.bsky.social
Cat dad. Big, giant nerd. Foozler with the morbs.
For like the 6th year in a row. Thank you for being the soundtrack of my life @themountaingoats.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Since this new year started, it feels like the universe is flicking the back of my ear over and over again. There is no relief to the frustration.
February 8, 2025 at 5:39 AM
After a day, I feel confident that Lady Gaga’s Abracadabra is one of the best dance pop songs to come out in a long time. It’s 90s house, Rhythm is a Dancer / Ride on Time levels of dance floor bop. Book it.
February 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Presenting without further context
January 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Google search: Career that lets me save all the stray cats in the entire world
January 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Printers only run out of ink when you’re trying to print something important
December 18, 2024 at 8:55 PM
Once a year or so, my shoulder will pop out of its socket while I’m doing a mundane thing. Each time it happens, it hurts more than the last and reminds me of my mortality.
November 19, 2024 at 4:20 PM
@themountaingoats.bsky.social is my top artist for like 5 years running. Thank you for how important you are in my life. ❤️
November 29, 2023 at 2:21 PM
We exist under the brutality of capitalism, its boot on our throat, and wonder what brand created such a comfortable sole.
November 1, 2023 at 7:20 PM
Humans are fickle, flawed, and deeply disappointing. My cat is the very opposite.
October 18, 2023 at 7:20 PM
I need a sabbatical from life.
October 17, 2023 at 1:26 PM
One of the cruelest parts of nature is that I can’t just pet any squirrel I see out in the world.
October 12, 2023 at 5:29 PM
May I offer you a Poe during this trying time
September 29, 2023 at 1:51 AM