Chris Illuminati
@chrisilluminati.bsky.social
wise ass * dad * ADHD life * happily attached * I ❤️ gym * Yes, it's my real last name
“Do NOT go in my closet.”
“If a package is delivered, do NOT open it.”
“If a relative asks what you want, direct them to me.”
“If I quickly walk past you with a large object, shut your damn eyes”
..and other weird rules parents make up during the holidays
“If a package is delivered, do NOT open it.”
“If a relative asks what you want, direct them to me.”
“If I quickly walk past you with a large object, shut your damn eyes”
..and other weird rules parents make up during the holidays
December 15, 2024 at 10:53 PM
“Do NOT go in my closet.”
“If a package is delivered, do NOT open it.”
“If a relative asks what you want, direct them to me.”
“If I quickly walk past you with a large object, shut your damn eyes”
..and other weird rules parents make up during the holidays
“If a package is delivered, do NOT open it.”
“If a relative asks what you want, direct them to me.”
“If I quickly walk past you with a large object, shut your damn eyes”
..and other weird rules parents make up during the holidays